AustinJames97
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Pokemon
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Pokemon
Overwatch
Teaching
Music
What else do you need?
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I don't read much. And I don't read fast. But I got the handmaids tale on the libby app from my library on Tuesday. Finished it today. Remember when it was supposed to be a cautionary tale? Now it's a manual. Welcome to fucking Gilead I guess...
February 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I don't read much. And I don't read fast. But I got the handmaids tale on the libby app from my library on Tuesday. Finished it today. Remember when it was supposed to be a cautionary tale? Now it's a manual. Welcome to fucking Gilead I guess...
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The leopards are absolutely stuffed. Just gorged out of their minds on all the delicious faces, food coma imminent, napping leopards soon to be everywhere
February 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The leopards are absolutely stuffed. Just gorged out of their minds on all the delicious faces, food coma imminent, napping leopards soon to be everywhere
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Just found out about this song right now. Of course they cut this from the movie (The Lorax) and replaced it with a diluted, weaker, yet catchier version. A bunch of pussies working at Illumination I see.
Biggering Storyboard
YouTube video by WhySoAnimated
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February 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Just found out about this song right now. Of course they cut this from the movie (The Lorax) and replaced it with a diluted, weaker, yet catchier version. A bunch of pussies working at Illumination I see.
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Perfectly captured.
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Perfectly captured.
So my roommates been watching Joe Rogan. So I've also been watching (some) Joe Rogan by association. And I have a hot take. When Joe Rogan is his dumb self, he's funny. His show is funny. It's just stupid bs. But it's when he tries to be an intellectual where he makes my blood fucking boil.
January 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
So my roommates been watching Joe Rogan. So I've also been watching (some) Joe Rogan by association. And I have a hot take. When Joe Rogan is his dumb self, he's funny. His show is funny. It's just stupid bs. But it's when he tries to be an intellectual where he makes my blood fucking boil.
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Hell on earth is the period of time between finishing your meal and getting the waiters attention to get the check
January 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hell on earth is the period of time between finishing your meal and getting the waiters attention to get the check
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I’m about to pull the dankest cumulonimbus you’ve ever seen
*takes hit of inhaler*
*takes hit of inhaler*
January 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’m about to pull the dankest cumulonimbus you’ve ever seen
*takes hit of inhaler*
*takes hit of inhaler*
go.matchmasters.io/l/friend/677...
Let's play Match Masters!
Let's play Match Masters!
Match Masters - Friend Request
Go on, make a match!
go.matchmasters.io
January 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
go.matchmasters.io/l/friend/677...
Let's play Match Masters!
Let's play Match Masters!
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Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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January 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
theonion.com/man-returns-...
theonion.com/man-returns-...
I played Slay the Spire twice with my friends when I visited them for New Years and now I wanna play it more. Haven't felt this way since my college D&D campaign #ttrpg #slaythespire
January 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I played Slay the Spire twice with my friends when I visited them for New Years and now I wanna play it more. Haven't felt this way since my college D&D campaign #ttrpg #slaythespire
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"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
January 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
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The fact that there is anybody from the silent generation still in congress is terrifying 👀
January 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The fact that there is anybody from the silent generation still in congress is terrifying 👀
Hahaha. Ha. Heh.... ohhhh
January 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Hahaha. Ha. Heh.... ohhhh
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If the president-elect could stop very loudly talking about literal conquest and territorial expansion into our allies, that’d be nice. Just a minor request, is all. Seems pretty reasonable of an ask, I dunno.
December 25, 2024 at 1:43 AM
If the president-elect could stop very loudly talking about literal conquest and territorial expansion into our allies, that’d be nice. Just a minor request, is all. Seems pretty reasonable of an ask, I dunno.
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So I'm watching elf bc it's been too long and it's the only will Ferrell role I like. But I realize the main antagonist of the movie is the NYPD. So. Acab. All the way back in 2003. Nice
December 21, 2024 at 12:58 AM
So I'm watching elf bc it's been too long and it's the only will Ferrell role I like. But I realize the main antagonist of the movie is the NYPD. So. Acab. All the way back in 2003. Nice
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It's that time of year where I post this one
December 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
It's that time of year where I post this one
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So apparently the mega churches in Texas put on some insane Christmas shows and that’s cool but can we at least get them to pay some taxes for crying out loud….who needs these monstrosities
December 19, 2024 at 1:41 AM
So apparently the mega churches in Texas put on some insane Christmas shows and that’s cool but can we at least get them to pay some taxes for crying out loud….who needs these monstrosities
Ooo avatar skins in overwatch! This is the first skin bundle I've actually wanted the whole thing! How much does it cost? Oh... $50...
a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
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December 18, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Ooo avatar skins in overwatch! This is the first skin bundle I've actually wanted the whole thing! How much does it cost? Oh... $50...
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🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*