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Austin Johnson
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Former part-time sportswriter. Professional appreciator.
My 13yo, watching the GOAT Red Panda for the first time, "that was a lot cooler than I thought it would be"
December 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We straight up are not guarding him so probably need to change that strategy
Melvin Council Jr. is shooting 18.5% on 3-pointers this season, but is 4-of-8 today against NC State.

Meanwhile, the Wolfpack has made just one of its 14 attempts.

Kansas has a 25-23 lead at the under-4 with 3:38 left in the first half.
December 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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When I was in college it was unfathomable to think that NC State soccer would ever play for a national title
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Some news to share: After 25 years, today was my final day at the N&O. I moved to Chicago in October, but I was commuting and working remotely until the paper ended that agreement as of today.

I knew when we moved the end was near. That was my choice. It was time. I just wish it wasn’t so abrupt.
December 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Longest tenured HC list for college football now looks like this...

1. Ferentz, Iowa
2. Dabo, Clemson
3. the legend himself Dave Doeren
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Given tonight’s result, the Panthers will now lose 45-3 to the Saints. Then the two Panthers-Bucs games are gonna be high comedy. Perfect NFC South storm.
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The Game Awards is the exact kind of 'celebration of video games' awards show I would watch, but its literally 50 minutes of trailers every hour. I watched for 15 minutes and the three awards they gave out took up 40 seconds of the show (two of them went to the GOAT Expedition 33)
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
There is no school I actually hate in college, except Liberty
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Even the Gott man never got fired for this, explicitly
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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The 10 best TV shows of 2025, including an incredible top 3: www.whatsalanwatching.com/the-best-tv-...
The best TV shows of 2025
Hospital dramas, sci-fi epics, wild comedies, and more make the top 10
www.whatsalanwatching.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Obviously, here for all the ND slamming today. They've earned it
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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This column as a gif
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Lol at the idea that Jim Phillips is influential.
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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When the side piece gets mad the man puts a picture with his wife on Facebook.
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame."
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
LOL what did the ACC do?
ND's Athletics Director on Dan Patrick Show says the ACC "strained" the relationship with Notre Dame. Just get rid of these dudes.
December 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Shout out to NC State’s men’s soccer team for making it to the final four
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
UNCA I guess just wanted to go home? Been within 10 this whole time and haven't tried fouling at all
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This building is as dead as you might expect when the team is shooting 21%
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Giglio Apologizes to Doeren | NC State’s ‘Red Reckoning’ Turns to Red Flags | Eric Staal on ’06 Cup | Social Media Dump linktr.ee/ogtriangleme...
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I know this was a tough game but maybe we just aren't that good
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Having a kid is a great way to remember the magic and beauty of your own youth, and it also makes you feel ever more decrepit.
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Such an underrated answer for TV. Just picking all-timer shows only it gets you...

- Homicide
- Pete & Pete
- Simpson
- Sopranos
- 30 Rock
- ER
- Lonesome Dove
even if film and tv were treated as entirely separate categories here i might answer steve buscemi for both
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.

I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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kiffin's been broadly liked on his post-USC redemption arc so i really appreciate him turning heel like this. an important reminder that these guys are all straight up bad people
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
UVA is -2.5 this Saturday. ACC is so screwed. JMU and NTU/Tulane are in over Duke easily. Maybe MWC champ as well if it's UNLV.

Those tiebreaker rules are changing real fast this off-season (probably moving to H2H then CFP ranking).
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Dave just absolutely clowning Bill, love to see it. Please bring this whole coaching staff back UNC
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM