The Average FPLers
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The Average FPLers
@averagefplers.bsky.social
FPL, football shirts, Minnesota Vikings, random musings, and trying to convince others we definitely meant to pick the wrong captain each week
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AI top team #GW16#FPL

Predicted pts: 63
Total cost: £102.4M

🧿 Sánchez
⭕ Hincapie
⭕ Lewis-Skelly
🧿 Chalobah
⭕ Saka (v)
👹 B.Fernandes
🔵 Foden
👹 Mbeumo
🐝 O.Dango
🔵 Haaland (c)
🐝 Thiago
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🍷 Dúbravka
⬜ Tete
🍷 Estève
🍷 Foster
December 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
2 transfers made so far

White and Wilson are in for the next few. With 2.1m spare I'm tempted to get another keeper and switch Kroupi Jr for a better starter and BB but that seems like wasting transfers when that's a strong enough team without a BB.

May hurt my money holding Mbeumo one last game
December 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Enzo Maresca has revealed that Chelsea star Cole Palmer had “completely bad” pain after his recent cameo against Leeds, as fears over the severity of a persistent groin injury continue.

#CFC
www.standard.co.uk/sport/footba...
Maresca reveals worrying new Palmer update amid Chelsea concern
Blues not discussing potential surgery but worries persist over Palmer not feeling right after certain games and training sessions
www.standard.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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#GW16#FPL
Top Predicted Defenders #GW16 Pts

⭕ Hincapie 5.2
⭕ Lewis-Skelly 4.9
🧿 Chalobah 4.6
🧿 Cucurella 4.6
🧿 James 4.5
⚫ Thiaw 4.4
🔴 Virgil 4.4
🔴 Konaté 4.3
⬜ Tete 4.3
⬜ Andersen 4.2

FPL Alerts
December 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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#GW16#FPL
Top Predicted Midfielders #GW16 Pts

⭕ Saka 6.0
👹 B.Fernandes 5.5
🔵 Foden 5.4
🧿 Palmer 5.2
👹 Mbeumo 5.0
👹 Cunha 4.7
👹 Amad 4.6
🐝 O.Dango 4.6
⭕ Ødegaard 4.6
🧿 Neto 4.4

FPL Alerts
December 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
An open and shut case on FIFA corruption that the Americans are now letting disappear after a meaningless medal handing.
Bribes back on the FIFA menu lads
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Form a ring around the Tunnock's Caramel Wafer.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Toffee Crisp and Blue Riband can't be called chocolate any more
Nestle has used more vegetable oil in it recipes, meaning the treats no longer qualify as chocolate under UK law
www.bbc.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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"We live in hell, and the rapacious need for growth in every industry, unrelenting, forever and ever, is decimating all of our institutions and our way of life."

Amanda Dobbins, on fire
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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We were delighted to donate a whole host of our @kitandbone.bsky.social shirts to @care4calais.org Basildon’s football team! Care4Calais do fantastic work in providing ongoing support to refugees including providing an opportunity to play the game we all love #KeinMenschIstIllegal #fcsp #stpauli
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If Saliba remains out then i really fancy Ben White as a slightly longer term settled option for Arsenal defence. Otherwise i might go full risky and do Lewis-Skelly
Arsenal UCL lineup 2nite...
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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This is INSANE www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/t...

and these are our closest allies!
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
"Wolves at home is the best fixture you can target for points"
Spurs sure made a mess of it at the seasons start.
December 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Schrodinger's Immigrant
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Team of the Season ⭐
No longer a back 5 👀
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
37pts

You'd think I'm playing rash, taking hits, or just making stupid moves, but it's just a really bad spell of luck and some poorer decisions like VVD. Hall i honestly thought would play, didn't matter much anyway as most defenders lost their CS.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm about to end up around 1.1-1.2 million after 2 dreadful GW's. It's really deflating at times playing this game, especially when you haven't made wild or idiotic decisions
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Fuck me i got a return from a 2nd player this week finally. Small bonus in an abject week
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Half decent idea, shocking luck he got benched. Essentially playing the rest of the season for pride now, to prove i can be half decent at this game
GW15

One transfer

Out
Mukiele

In
Hall

I had one transfer to use, could of gone Ramsdale but fancied a slightly attacking defender.
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
UP THE VILLIANS!
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
GW15

One transfer

Out
Mukiele

In
Hall

I had one transfer to use, could of gone Ramsdale but fancied a slightly attacking defender.
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Next FIFA peace winner, some Saudi princes!
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Need 17pts for a green, would appear I'm proper fucked this GW.
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
lol
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If anyone is taking the time to watch the Wolves vs Nottingham Forest game, it's looking hopeless for Wolves. No fight, stuck in their own half, they look all but dead and buried at the moment
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM