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Bisexuals and Pansexuals be like:
Not straight...
also
not gay
A curious yet whimsical third thing
also
not gay
A curious yet whimsical third thing
January 12, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Bisexuals and Pansexuals be like:
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honestly they took much longer than i expected to wrangle his ass.
Old School New Birth (circa 2003) would have had that man stretched out in the parking lot before he ever touched them front doors.
Old School New Birth (circa 2003) would have had that man stretched out in the parking lot before he ever touched them front doors.
This white man out at new birth cussing Jamal Bryant out is frying me 😆
January 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
honestly they took much longer than i expected to wrangle his ass.
Old School New Birth (circa 2003) would have had that man stretched out in the parking lot before he ever touched them front doors.
Old School New Birth (circa 2003) would have had that man stretched out in the parking lot before he ever touched them front doors.
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That man is so deep in the closet that he's finding Christmas presents.
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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Erin Doherty has won Best Supporting Actress in a TV Series for ‘ADOLESCENCE’ at the Golden Globes
See the full winners list: bit.ly/GlobeWins26
See the full winners list: bit.ly/GlobeWins26
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Erin Doherty has won Best Supporting Actress in a TV Series for ‘ADOLESCENCE’ at the Golden Globes
See the full winners list: bit.ly/GlobeWins26
See the full winners list: bit.ly/GlobeWins26
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SHE. DOES. NOT. FUCKING. MISS. OMG. #GOLDENGLOBES
Jlo in motion #GoldenGlobes2026
January 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
SHE. DOES. NOT. FUCKING. MISS. OMG. #GOLDENGLOBES
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Michael B Jordan attends the #GoldenGlobes2026
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Michael B Jordan attends the #GoldenGlobes2026
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it's gonna be something unprecedentedly stupid like Jags vs. Seahawks.
the only winner will be chicken wing manufacturers.
the only winner will be chicken wing manufacturers.
I have no idea who will win the Super Bowl this year…. AFC up for grabs since no Chiefs …. NFC everyone is inconsistent
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
What you see is what you get, (and I’m working on that) but I plan to keep my authenticity over here. No representative just me.
January 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
What you see is what you get, (and I’m working on that) but I plan to keep my authenticity over here. No representative just me.
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Which is insane considering the most important aspect of love is vulnerability.
The two cannot exist without each other and yet…
The two cannot exist without each other and yet…
(The entire social media dating discussion is built on prevent defense like fear of abandonment/embarrassment which is why it’s all rigid strictures on behavior and perception.)
January 11, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Which is insane considering the most important aspect of love is vulnerability.
The two cannot exist without each other and yet…
The two cannot exist without each other and yet…
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his esthetician finished the first row of needles and said "wait, the game is THIS Sunday??"
January 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
his esthetician finished the first row of needles and said "wait, the game is THIS Sunday??"
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ME, at McDonalds:
Nobody:
ME: Didn’t this used to cost 5 dollars????
ME: Didn’t this used to cost 5 dollars????
January 11, 2026 at 2:32 PM
ME, at McDonalds:
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🤲🏿
January 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
🤲🏿
Once again, I’m just gonna be here for the halftime show.
January 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Once again, I’m just gonna be here for the halftime show.
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a playoff game in Bank of America sounds like a breeze on paper, but i know they got that bitch ROCKIN in there.
i hate the stadium itself, but the atmosphere they create in Charlotte ain't *never* been no hoe.
i hate the stadium itself, but the atmosphere they create in Charlotte ain't *never* been no hoe.
January 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
a playoff game in Bank of America sounds like a breeze on paper, but i know they got that bitch ROCKIN in there.
i hate the stadium itself, but the atmosphere they create in Charlotte ain't *never* been no hoe.
i hate the stadium itself, but the atmosphere they create in Charlotte ain't *never* been no hoe.
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He dress like an Easter Pirate
Reason #9474839383738383 why I hate everything about Cam Newton
January 10, 2026 at 7:40 PM
He dress like an Easter Pirate
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we're up against a "because i said so" regime and the ✌🏽good guys✌🏽 are literally walking around in circles repeating "well, i guess they said so" to themselves b/c that's easier than actually putting up a fight.
man. good luck to everybody.
man. good luck to everybody.
Rep. Angie Craig: "We were told because this facility is being funding by the 'Big Beautiful Bill,' not the congressional appropriations act, that we would not be allowed to enter the facility. That's complete nonsense ... I informed them they were violating the law. They said they didn't care."
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
we're up against a "because i said so" regime and the ✌🏽good guys✌🏽 are literally walking around in circles repeating "well, i guess they said so" to themselves b/c that's easier than actually putting up a fight.
man. good luck to everybody.
man. good luck to everybody.
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For
Real
Yearners
ONLY
Real
Yearners
ONLY
January 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
For
Real
Yearners
ONLY
Real
Yearners
ONLY
Asked Chat Gpt……
This is why a lot of white people can’t and won’t be trusted, and aren’t real allies.
Never beating the allegations.
Never beating the allegations.
January 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Asked Chat Gpt……
That and the AOL CD’s
This is how I used to get to the Internet.
January 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
That and the AOL CD’s
I didn’t get one until High School and even then it was just “help me clean the house every Saturday and I will give you $50 to go to the mall.” Smh.
when i found out y'all were getting paid to do chores AND get good grades, i brought the matter to big womb for immediate consideration.
me: i would like an allowance.
big womb: allowance? that's so funny because i ALLOW you to live here.
me: i would like an allowance.
big womb: allowance? that's so funny because i ALLOW you to live here.
a cartoon character from the little mermaid is laying on a large orange ball .
ALT: a cartoon character from the little mermaid is laying on a large orange ball .
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I didn’t get one until High School and even then it was just “help me clean the house every Saturday and I will give you $50 to go to the mall.” Smh.
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Big Womb is INSANE
when i found out y'all were getting paid to do chores AND get good grades, i brought the matter to big womb for immediate consideration.
me: i would like an allowance.
big womb: allowance? that's so funny because i ALLOW you to live here.
me: i would like an allowance.
big womb: allowance? that's so funny because i ALLOW you to live here.
a cartoon character from the little mermaid is laying on a large orange ball .
ALT: a cartoon character from the little mermaid is laying on a large orange ball .
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Big Womb is INSANE
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Long live the coon
January 9, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Long live the coon