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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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rightwingers privately disagree with a good bit of what they espouse because it’s not about being moral it’s about getting unlimited money and personal power
I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
rightwingers privately disagree with a good bit of what they espouse because it’s not about being moral it’s about getting unlimited money and personal power
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Bluesky heard your criticism that its user base skewed too heavily toward the elder millennial demographic and compensated by adding ten million even older users
November 19, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Bluesky heard your criticism that its user base skewed too heavily toward the elder millennial demographic and compensated by adding ten million even older users
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“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys
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Doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him
Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich
Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich
November 15, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him
Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich
Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich
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donald trump gave elon musk the second controller and kept it unplugged
the DOGE agency will not have the authority to reallocate funds (nor would that be constitutional), it is a PR tool to create the impression that government spending is inherently wasteful and build political momentum for spending cuts
Hypothetical. I'm curious what people think. If the DOGE agency worked on the premise that half of all savings in a federal program were distributed as increased benefits to qualified recipients, would you consider the details ?
November 15, 2024 at 5:27 PM
donald trump gave elon musk the second controller and kept it unplugged
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this is beyond amazing news
November 15, 2024 at 5:51 PM
this is beyond amazing news
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Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands | Onion News Network
Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands | Onion News Network
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands | Onion News Network
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
feels like a country girl’s snatch in here the way everyone is so corny
November 15, 2024 at 5:04 AM
feels like a country girl’s snatch in here the way everyone is so corny
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BREAKING NEWS: Clickhole has purchased Ben Shapiro. not his website or anything, they’ve purchased his consciousness and physical vessel
November 15, 2024 at 12:52 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Clickhole has purchased Ben Shapiro. not his website or anything, they’ve purchased his consciousness and physical vessel
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brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
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hey guys just stepping out of my manhattan apartment. anything going on today
November 13, 2024 at 12:36 AM
hey guys just stepping out of my manhattan apartment. anything going on today