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Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Thank you to Larry David for this artful, effective public rebuke of Bill Maher.

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Opinion | Larry David: My Dinner With Adolf (Gift Article)
When a private meeting goes unexpectedly.
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April 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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JFK Files Reveal Lee Harvey Oswald Played Violent Video Games
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JFK Files Reveal Lee Harvey Oswald Played Violent Video Games
WASHINGTON — The recent declassification of all records relating to President John F. Kennedy’s assassination has revealed that the event was motivated entirely by Lee…
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March 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence
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Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence
March 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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February 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Stardew Valley Residents Face Rise in Situationships
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Stardew Valley Residents Face Rise in Situationships
PELICAN TOWN — A phenomenon seeing a rise in short-term, noncommittal relationships has hit Stardew Valley, and residents are left with mixed opinions and broken…
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February 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
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LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
LOS ANGELES—Saying such individuals posed a threat to the safety and security of all city residents, the Los Angeles Police Department announced Thursday that it had arrested everyone who lost their home in the ongoing wildfires. “In the interest of maintaining public order, I have instructed my officers to round up any suspicious person whose […]
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January 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything
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Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything
January 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
Photo of a taxi TV news story with the headline: “2025 marks the start of Generation Beta”
January 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Confused Nintendo Copyright Lawyers Get Ready For Luigi Mangione Murder Trial
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Confused Nintendo Copyright Lawyers Get Ready For Luigi Mangione Murder Trial
NEW YORK — A team of copyright lawyers at Nintendo have begun putting together a case against Luigi Mangione, although some members of the team…
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December 27, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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An Open Letter From America’s CEOs: This is Supposed to Happen to Schoolchildren, Not Us
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An Open Letter From America's CEOs: This is Supposed to Happen to Schoolchildren, Not Us
Dear Parasites, Due to the assassination of Brian “Working Class Hero” Thompson by the coward Luigi Mangione(allegedly) on December 4th, 2024 we, the owners of…
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December 24, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. -The Onion
December 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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It’s never aliens.
December 13, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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ME: and make mine a double

WAITER: your..your tater tots?

ME: you heard me
December 12, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record.

They run them bc people react to them the most.

If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change.

It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
December 2, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles
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Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles The Onion
December 2, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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Ornithologists Attribute Owls’ Nocturnal Lifestyle To Hard Cocaine Habit
BRUNSWICK, ME—Dispelling commonly held beliefs surrounding their unusual sleep habits, ornithologists at Bowdoin College released a groundbreaking new study Monday that attributed owls’ nocturnal life...
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November 30, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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When people genuinely seem to like me and think I'm cool and friendly?????

What?????
November 24, 2024 at 8:16 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I'm calling this website Bisky and you can't stop me
November 15, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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Trump Nods Vacantly As Elon Musk Rattles Off 10th Consecutive Video Game Recommendation
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Trump Nods Vacantly As Elon Musk Rattles Off 10th Consecutive Video Game Recommendation -The Onion
November 15, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.

We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
November 12, 2024 at 1:22 AM