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@bagelsmalls.bsky.social
she a baddie, she know she a glu-ten.
bluesky is great in theory but realistically i should be touching grass instead
November 18, 2024 at 9:06 PM
bluesky is great in theory but realistically i should be touching grass instead
playing “the club can’t handle me” for those who have an invalid handle
November 14, 2024 at 9:03 PM
playing “the club can’t handle me” for those who have an invalid handle
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Take a break from general anxiety to enjoy some specific anxiety
February 28, 2024 at 5:58 AM
Take a break from general anxiety to enjoy some specific anxiety
no twitter, no bluesky, but a secret third space
February 5, 2024 at 6:08 PM
no twitter, no bluesky, but a secret third space
it’s turkey time? ur telling me it’s ottoman o’clock?
November 21, 2023 at 3:40 PM
it’s turkey time? ur telling me it’s ottoman o’clock?
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I love Men Without Hats. No cap.
October 19, 2023 at 12:18 AM
I love Men Without Hats. No cap.
if so true:
return bestie
return bestie
November 1, 2023 at 5:23 AM
if so true:
return bestie
return bestie
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It’s OK if your brain is an empty plastic bag at this point
October 25, 2023 at 3:41 AM
It’s OK if your brain is an empty plastic bag at this point
do not let desi people open a cannabis business bc they’d probably name it “kush kush hotha hai”
October 24, 2023 at 5:25 PM
do not let desi people open a cannabis business bc they’d probably name it “kush kush hotha hai”
people will be like free speech but when somebody says something they’ll be like free trial just ended. subscribe to premium so you can speech at a cost
October 24, 2023 at 5:23 PM
people will be like free speech but when somebody says something they’ll be like free trial just ended. subscribe to premium so you can speech at a cost
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Maybe you can avoid the sad things if you just stay distracted forever
October 12, 2023 at 3:28 AM
Maybe you can avoid the sad things if you just stay distracted forever
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Maybe start a farm to pivot table restaurant?
October 10, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Maybe start a farm to pivot table restaurant?
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Research finds that ChatGPT consumes 500 ml of water (about 16 oz) for every 5-50 prompts it answers.
Microsoft’s global water consumption ⬆️ 34% from ‘21-‘22 to 17 billion gl.
🗣️We are actively draining our resources for survival in the midst of climate collapse.
Microsoft’s global water consumption ⬆️ 34% from ‘21-‘22 to 17 billion gl.
🗣️We are actively draining our resources for survival in the midst of climate collapse.
Artificial intelligence technology behind ChatGPT was built in Iowa — with a lot of water
As they race to capitalize on a craze for generative AI, leading tech developers including Microsoft, OpenAI and Google have acknowledged that growing demand for their AI tools carries hefty costs, fr...
apnews.com
October 5, 2023 at 12:19 PM
Research finds that ChatGPT consumes 500 ml of water (about 16 oz) for every 5-50 prompts it answers.
Microsoft’s global water consumption ⬆️ 34% from ‘21-‘22 to 17 billion gl.
🗣️We are actively draining our resources for survival in the midst of climate collapse.
Microsoft’s global water consumption ⬆️ 34% from ‘21-‘22 to 17 billion gl.
🗣️We are actively draining our resources for survival in the midst of climate collapse.
me when I was a young, impressionable person: I want to do work that will save the world
me now: I need to do work and save the Word (document)
me now: I need to do work and save the Word (document)
October 9, 2023 at 6:57 PM
me when I was a young, impressionable person: I want to do work that will save the world
me now: I need to do work and save the Word (document)
me now: I need to do work and save the Word (document)
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Mt. Rainier in peak autumnal splendor. 65° and not a cloud to be seen. ‘Tis lovely.
October 8, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Mt. Rainier in peak autumnal splendor. 65° and not a cloud to be seen. ‘Tis lovely.
i was only cool before the age of 10. after that, i fell off like a disney channel actor
I can’t imagine any Bsky early adopter was cool in high school, so what kind of loser were you?
October 6, 2023 at 7:58 PM
i was only cool before the age of 10. after that, i fell off like a disney channel actor
me
please do not wade into the floodwaters in NYC, the city will collect it later and use it to make our famous bagels
September 29, 2023 at 7:24 PM
me
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Preemptively tired at the thought of being perceived, and perhaps even being known, on a whole new site. and yet 20 straight years of habit-forming internet exposure compel me forward
September 29, 2023 at 5:41 AM
Preemptively tired at the thought of being perceived, and perhaps even being known, on a whole new site. and yet 20 straight years of habit-forming internet exposure compel me forward
does this stuff fly on bluesky or should i take my talents back to twitter
September 27, 2023 at 8:44 PM
does this stuff fly on bluesky or should i take my talents back to twitter
what’s the move tonight
September 26, 2023 at 6:03 AM
what’s the move tonight
how it feels to post on bluesky after building my primary following on twitter
September 12, 2023 at 10:53 PM
how it feels to post on bluesky after building my primary following on twitter
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September 8, 2023 at 1:06 AM
JOIN MY PYRAMID SCHEME. FOR 1000$ I'LL TELL U BOUT PYRAMIDS
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2)their secret is[FULL MEMBERS ONLY]
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2)their secret is[FULL MEMBERS ONLY]