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Bando Sparks 🍑
@bandosparks.bsky.social
Adult alt 😈 40+ he/him 🏋🏼 heteroflexible/bisexual
and ethically non-monogamous
Purple-Red Scale of Attraction: E# 2.2
Sex positive guy in leggings 🤠
Feminist, BLM, and LGBTQ ally.
Favorite leggings: http://tinyurl.com/agonleggings
Pinned
Me picking you up for a date! 🤠
Rang up Tom Clancy at my retail job. I wasn't a fan of his works so I didn't chat with him beyond clerk/customer stuff. Don't remember what he bought.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If the scouts taught me anything... 🤠
How it feels to look at my schedule for January and February
December 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My birthstone is the snap of your fly 😜
My birthstone is a crack rock
My birthstone is found inside your bellybutton
December 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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describe your Bluesky account in a single image
December 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bad dog! 😜
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My vibe is having a high and tight butt 😜
December 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I cooking love fucking 🤠
I fucking love cooking!!!!
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
If Republicans stopped running for office, almost all election fraud would disappear.
Trump: “Now 1,000,000 more pages on Epstein are found. DOJ is being forced to spend all of its time on this Democrat inspired Hoax. When do they say NO MORE, & work on Election Fraud etc. The Dems are the ones who worked with Epstein, not the Republicans. Release all of their names, embarrass them”
December 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Hi-sexual, because sometimes that's all you need to say 🤠
Demisexual, because I’m bite sized
assexual bc I have a nice ass
December 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Bray sexual, because I love ass sex 😜
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Stephen Miller is employing state terror in service of the open goal of shifting the ethnic mix of the country. In numerous ways he's doing this at the expense of public safety.

We spent weeks reporting on Miller's real aims. Here's the result. We hope you'll read:
newrepublic.com/article/2041...
Inside Stephen Miller’s Dark Plot to Build a MAGA Terror State
He is descended from Russian Jews—you know, the kind of people who were once denounced as alien and unassimilable. Today, his project is to unleash government persecution of those he deems alien and u...
newrepublic.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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my post christmas tradition is sitting outside watching kids fall off their new bikes
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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🎄 Merry Christmas 🎄

We just hope your stocking’s stuffed exactly how you like it.
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Search your first name and then “glamour shot” And post a photo

Can't believe my luck 🤓
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"Because in 1985, blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed."

- Bruce Springsteen, intro to his cover of the song "War"
Blind loyalty to a President is treason.
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
How I’m showing up to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't hate the Discover tab like many other users but it would be more useful if @support.bsky.team allowed users to filter it. For example, I'd like to limit it to posts that are no more than 4 hours old. Replies to posts from yesterday are practically useless since they go unseen.
December 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Happy Hump Day to every body that loves pegging!
🤠🍑👙🍆
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
(finishing a plate of toast points and melted cheese)

Me: That was tasty. So how much longer for the Welsh Rabbit?

Her: You just ate it.

Me: What?

Her: What?
December 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Happy Hump Day Eve! 🤠
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM