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Bando Sparks 🍑

@bandosparks.bsky.social

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Adult alt 😈 40+ he/him 🏋🏼 heteroflexible and ethically non-monogamous Purple-Red Scale of Attraction: E# 2.2 Sex positive guy in leggings 🤠 Feminist, BLM, and LGBTQ ally. Favorite leggings: http://tinyurl.com/agonleggings

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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · Dec 21

Me picking you up for a date! 🤠

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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 2h

Looks like I've joined the 700 Followers Club. Thank you, everybody!

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ACLU @aclu.org · 12h

The government has executed more people in 2025 than any year in over a decade — and there are five more executions scheduled over the next week.

Just a handful of states are responsible for these executions, and they’re increasingly out of step with public opinion.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11h

Nice to see that they gave the Nobel Prize to the girlfriend of the founder of Antifa. She earned it.

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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 16h

BREAKING: For her work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela, María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

María Corina Machado of Venezuela wins the Nobel Peace Prize

Opposition activist María Corina Machado of Venezuela has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Norwegian Nobel committee praised her as a key figure in unifying Venezuela's political opposition.

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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 22h

She's a 10 but she uses ULINE products 😒

Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 1d

… a large coil of rope. It was frayed and kinked from many past encounters.

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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 1d

How candy-assed can a dude born in 1972 be? 🧐

Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 1d

There are two zeros missing from that offer.

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 1d

💯 Good morning! 🩷

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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 1d

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Warm Notice
In order to create a good and civilized
environment of consumption, all of those
naked exercise are forbidden in public.

Thank you for your cooperation

Recreation center

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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 2d

Pedolfo Mussolini Trump

Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 2d

Kapow Meggings just released new leggings in blue pleather. Daddy like 🤠

Rear shot of a man wearing blue pleather leggings and a white t-shirt.

Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 2d

The only bullying I approve of is on those who think bullying should come back.

Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 2d

Rampant booty shaking has led to the downfall of many civilizations 🤠

Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 2d

Funny how pool equipment and darts are sold in sporting goods departments and stores but not playing cards 🧐

Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 2d

OTOH, pool and billiards are far more sports than poker is.

Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 2d

Don't make one that gets you arrested (but come close to it) 😜

Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 2d

Happy Hump Day to everyone who loves pegging!
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Hand holding key ring with attached dog tag that reads "you have my heart and my ass ❤️"

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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 2d

The bill signing ceremony will take place just outside of Kristi Noem's prison cell.

Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 4d

My first action as POTUS would be to halt all ICE activity and request Congress to pass legislation that dissolves it, of which I would sign into law at the most immediate opportunity, surrounded by those most victimized by them.

Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 3d

Black licorice whips. I love to smack them on my arm 😜

Also, Twizzlers pull ‘n’ peel licorice can be peeled into a cat o’ nine tails 😏

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 4d

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 3d

Nathan’s bun-length wieners

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 4d

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 3d

Der Yippen

Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 3d

Cashier: Would you like to try our wings?

Me: Uh, buffalo wings?

C: Yes.

M: But this is a CVS.

C: Well?

Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 3d

a young boy is sitting in a chair with his mouth open .

ALT: a young boy is sitting in a chair with his mouth open .

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Bando Sparks 🍑 @bandosparks.bsky.social · 4d

I’m 75% water and the rest is this butt 🤠

Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 4d

I’m 75% water and the rest is vodka.

Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 4d

I am 75% water and the rest is Blerr

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