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Ben
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Toilet connoisseur
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you, needing the light of prime Stone Cold Steve Austin: we could never overthrow a government

me, having received the light of prime Stone Cold: every Monday night for five years straight this nation cheered a man beating the shit out of his boss, we are ready www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL6N...
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin infiltrates Mr. McMahon's hospital room: Raw, Oct. 5, 1998
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January 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Parks and Rec
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.
September 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This man hates enchiritos
oh so you hate tostadas! 🤬
think i’m gonna make enchiladas for dinner tonight
September 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
August 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Penta did the strut while wearing Xavier Woods' hat

#WWERAW
August 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Micah Parsons spilling contract negotiation tea with The Undertaker while folks are getting divorced at Coldplay shows. this is the internet I know and love.
July 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Guess she finally got fed-up with his wandering eye.
July 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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July 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Did gonerrhea write this?
July 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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June 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
There are no kings in America except for King from Tekken.
June 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
And the nation cheered when he beat the Cowboys 😿 (plz don’t look into the Cowboys ownership or Tarrant County where they play)
Here’s Aaron Rodgers saying Elon Musk used DOGE to get rid of “stupid ass programs” and wonders why Trump hasn’t imprisoned more government officials.

Good luck to the Steelers!
May 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Workout most days and get a cat.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I am extremely freaking thrilled to announce that Bad Company is *officially* available for preorder wherever you buy books. (I am linking to Bookshop but buy it wherever!) I worked so, so hard on this book, and it would mean a ton to me if you ordered it. bookshop.org/a/109816/978...
February 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Go Cowboys
January 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
15 years, but it’s time to start fresh
November 16, 2024 at 1:12 AM
So apparently this is a cat sharing website?
November 15, 2024 at 2:31 AM
gettin’ ready to let it rip w/ my fellow blueskis (pronounced like brewski but different bc of the thing)
November 14, 2024 at 7:04 PM