Baron Monkeyduck
@baronmonkeyduck.bsky.social
I like things. I detest hypocrisy.
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A lot of libertarians who have been screaming in my replies about "authoritarianism" and "tyranny" for the last four years are conspicuously quiet right now.
Curious.
Curious.
October 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A lot of libertarians who have been screaming in my replies about "authoritarianism" and "tyranny" for the last four years are conspicuously quiet right now.
Curious.
Curious.
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I decided to look at all 66 prosecutor elections this fall.
Why? Prosecutors have huge power over sentencing, charging, second chances, and even immigration implications.
Here's everything you need to know, from East to West Coast. New from me:
Why? Prosecutors have huge power over sentencing, charging, second chances, and even immigration implications.
Here's everything you need to know, from East to West Coast. New from me:
Your Guide to the 2025 Prosecutor Elections - Bolts
Most of November's prosecutor races feature just one candidate, as usual. But key races will shape the politics of criminal justice, from Philly to Seattle — plus a wild card in New Jersey.
boltsmag.org
August 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I decided to look at all 66 prosecutor elections this fall.
Why? Prosecutors have huge power over sentencing, charging, second chances, and even immigration implications.
Here's everything you need to know, from East to West Coast. New from me:
Why? Prosecutors have huge power over sentencing, charging, second chances, and even immigration implications.
Here's everything you need to know, from East to West Coast. New from me:
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If Russia leaks footage of women peeing on Trump, the US Surgeon General will be on Fox News 10 minutes later touting the medical benefits of golden showers.
August 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If Russia leaks footage of women peeing on Trump, the US Surgeon General will be on Fox News 10 minutes later touting the medical benefits of golden showers.
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News: “Malcolm-Jamal Warner, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Noooo!”
News: “Ozzy Osbourne, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Noooo!”
News: “Hulk Hogan, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Ah. Oh well. What are you gonna do”
Me: “Noooo!”
News: “Ozzy Osbourne, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Noooo!”
News: “Hulk Hogan, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Ah. Oh well. What are you gonna do”
July 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
News: “Malcolm-Jamal Warner, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Noooo!”
News: “Ozzy Osbourne, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Noooo!”
News: “Hulk Hogan, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Ah. Oh well. What are you gonna do”
Me: “Noooo!”
News: “Ozzy Osbourne, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Noooo!”
News: “Hulk Hogan, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died”
Me: “Ah. Oh well. What are you gonna do”
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July 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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American Christians overwhelmingly love the child sexual predator rapist, but it's because that's who their god loves too.
Mike Johnson: "God miraculously saved the president's life -- I think it's undeniable -- and he did it for an obvious purpose. His presidency and his life are the fruits of divine providence. He points that out all the time and he's right to do so."
July 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
American Christians overwhelmingly love the child sexual predator rapist, but it's because that's who their god loves too.
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The thing about Trump calling for the prosecution of Adam Schiff is that last night, the Republicans on the Rules Committee voted against releasing the Epstein files in an apparent effort to prevent Americans from getting to the truth about what happened.
July 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The thing about Trump calling for the prosecution of Adam Schiff is that last night, the Republicans on the Rules Committee voted against releasing the Epstein files in an apparent effort to prevent Americans from getting to the truth about what happened.
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Reconstruction 2.0 needs to be much more brutal.
June 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Reconstruction 2.0 needs to be much more brutal.
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Newsom: Noem was condemning the Biden administration since there was a chance her National Guard might be federalized. She condemned it, and Hannity shook his head in disgust at the so-called incompetence of the Biden administration.
That incompetence—and hypocrisy—is on full display right now.
That incompetence—and hypocrisy—is on full display right now.
June 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Newsom: Noem was condemning the Biden administration since there was a chance her National Guard might be federalized. She condemned it, and Hannity shook his head in disgust at the so-called incompetence of the Biden administration.
That incompetence—and hypocrisy—is on full display right now.
That incompetence—and hypocrisy—is on full display right now.
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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
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The original sin was failing to send Donald Trump to prison for the rest of his life for mounting a violent coup to overthrow the election of 2020.
May 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The original sin was failing to send Donald Trump to prison for the rest of his life for mounting a violent coup to overthrow the election of 2020.
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In my little neighborhood, where many people still have Trump signs up, new signs are going up for borough council elections.
If I see both in a yard, I know who not to vote for. Makes my life easier, in one small way.
If I see both in a yard, I know who not to vote for. Makes my life easier, in one small way.
May 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
In my little neighborhood, where many people still have Trump signs up, new signs are going up for borough council elections.
If I see both in a yard, I know who not to vote for. Makes my life easier, in one small way.
If I see both in a yard, I know who not to vote for. Makes my life easier, in one small way.
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It’s insane to me that the same people who don’t believe in climate change want women to start having kids who would most likely live in a truly fucked up future.
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/u...
Trump Aides Solicit Ideas to Raise Birthrate, From Baby Bonuses to Fertility Planning
Baby bonuses and menstrual cycle classes are among the ideas pitched to Trump aides as they consider plans to try boosting the birthrate.
www.nytimes.com
April 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It’s insane to me that the same people who don’t believe in climate change want women to start having kids who would most likely live in a truly fucked up future.
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/21/u...
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If you're in line to get classified military secrets from Pete hegseth, STAY IN LINE
April 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If you're in line to get classified military secrets from Pete hegseth, STAY IN LINE
Just to clarify, today America is celebrating Easter but not celebrating any of the ideas of Jesus?
April 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Just to clarify, today America is celebrating Easter but not celebrating any of the ideas of Jesus?
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All you had to do was elect two brilliant, diligent, overqualified Women.
January 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
All you had to do was elect two brilliant, diligent, overqualified Women.
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The cop who provided the Gang Interview Sheet that is the main basis for the MS-13 claim was suspended and indicted for serious professional misconduct, as we reported today:
newrepublic.com/article/1940...
newrepublic.com/article/1940...
April 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The cop who provided the Gang Interview Sheet that is the main basis for the MS-13 claim was suspended and indicted for serious professional misconduct, as we reported today:
newrepublic.com/article/1940...
newrepublic.com/article/1940...
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The World Trade Organization has warned that the outlook for global trade has "deteriorated sharply" in the wake of President Donald Trump's tariffs regime.
Global trade outlook has 'deteriorated sharply' amid Trump tariff uncertainty, WTO warns
The World Trade Organization has warned that the outlook for global trade has "deteriorated sharply" in the wake of President Donald Trump's tariffs regime.
cnb.cx
April 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The World Trade Organization has warned that the outlook for global trade has "deteriorated sharply" in the wake of President Donald Trump's tariffs regime.
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Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”
April 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Steve Kerr wore a Harvard basketball shirt after the Warriors’ win tonight: “Yes, this is me supporting Harvard. Way to go. Way to stand up to the bully.”
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Oh this is amazing. For many Americans, it’s factory jobs for thee, but not for me
From “Nostalgia for manufacturing will make the US poorer” in the FT by @tejparikh.ft.com www.ft.com/content/8459...
From “Nostalgia for manufacturing will make the US poorer” in the FT by @tejparikh.ft.com www.ft.com/content/8459...
April 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oh this is amazing. For many Americans, it’s factory jobs for thee, but not for me
From “Nostalgia for manufacturing will make the US poorer” in the FT by @tejparikh.ft.com www.ft.com/content/8459...
From “Nostalgia for manufacturing will make the US poorer” in the FT by @tejparikh.ft.com www.ft.com/content/8459...