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@baseballboi1.bsky.social
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the year is 2034. there are thousands of specialty accounts on twitter. stair guy. smell doctor. cutlery gal. sports them. liquor baby. chef raccoon. finally, men can no longer post any photo without being criticized.
December 17, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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oh wow
December 4, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
November 27, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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PSA: playing Balatro gold stake counts as reading
November 27, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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Do you think Nardwuar ever discovered something extremely dark and terrible about a musician but decided not to say to preserve his career and his soul is being slowly devoured by the burden of this knowledge?
November 23, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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My suggestions for improving baseball:

- batter can run either direction after a hit
- if base runners high five when they cross paths 2x score multiplier
- pitcher can pitch different sized balls
- extra guy in the outfield who can hit the ball again for an alley oop home run
- guns
November 21, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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The Year is 2050. After building a submarine, I log in to my $5999 blackout-free MLBTV subscription to watch the Bakersfield A’s (it’s temporary) on Polymarket Sports West. My Apple Vision Pro X vibrates. ERROR! WAGER NOT PLACED. I bet 3 ManfredCoin on the A’s starter reaching the 2nd inning (+150).
November 21, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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Congrats to Chris Sale on winning the 1st Cy Young Award of his storied career! 🏆

Here are some highlights of the wicked stuff from his outstanding 2024 season! 🔥
November 20, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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[Me as a boxing commentator]

Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.
November 15, 2024 at 6:01 PM