Catherine B
@basslady86.bsky.social
Bless my cotton socks, I’m in the news
If you see this, post something pink
May 29, 2024 at 6:24 AM
If you see this, post something pink
Chumbawamba on the radio. I remember a few instances from my misspent youth of putting Tubthumping on my headphones on the way into work to gee me through a hangover. See also Pigbag #ladsladslads
February 1, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Chumbawamba on the radio. I remember a few instances from my misspent youth of putting Tubthumping on my headphones on the way into work to gee me through a hangover. See also Pigbag #ladsladslads
My little girl has started over-emphasising the end of sentences. It’s like living with Mark E Smith. “Mammyyya! I don’t want to go to the shopsssa!”
January 14, 2024 at 9:43 AM
My little girl has started over-emphasising the end of sentences. It’s like living with Mark E Smith. “Mammyyya! I don’t want to go to the shopsssa!”
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Yer da wears a muzzle to the pub
January 4, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Yer da wears a muzzle to the pub
Approaching this level of festivity
December 25, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Approaching this level of festivity
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Might trigger a by-election, just to feel something
December 19, 2023 at 10:05 PM
Might trigger a by-election, just to feel something
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The thing about content designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator is it generally punches down, often to the point of just being downright offensive.
December 10, 2023 at 10:21 AM
The thing about content designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator is it generally punches down, often to the point of just being downright offensive.
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"I once spent a quarter of a billion pounds on a failed asylum deal with Rwanda that didn't deport a single person in three years."
December 8, 2023 at 7:37 AM
"I once spent a quarter of a billion pounds on a failed asylum deal with Rwanda that didn't deport a single person in three years."
Watching the snooker with a chippy tea 🫰
November 30, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Watching the snooker with a chippy tea 🫰
Feel like this could be a Gary Barlow lyric. 🎶 Frozen pot of garlic sauce on the platform at Thornaby station 🎶
November 29, 2023 at 8:22 AM
Feel like this could be a Gary Barlow lyric. 🎶 Frozen pot of garlic sauce on the platform at Thornaby station 🎶
Watching new Frasier tonight. The blind date episode is gold 🏆
November 27, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Watching new Frasier tonight. The blind date episode is gold 🏆
Tried to put some lullabies on in the last throes of the bairn going off to sleep but accidentally played Deep Purple 😵💫
November 27, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Tried to put some lullabies on in the last throes of the bairn going off to sleep but accidentally played Deep Purple 😵💫
Watching the Terry Venables documentary on Sky Docs - had it taped for a few weeks. Sunday night well spent.
November 26, 2023 at 9:16 PM
Watching the Terry Venables documentary on Sky Docs - had it taped for a few weeks. Sunday night well spent.
Successfully administered the first Father Christmas bribe of my parenting career
November 25, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Successfully administered the first Father Christmas bribe of my parenting career
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These are scoria bricks in Middlesbrough. They are made from the slag... the remnants of the iron industry. They are pretty much indestructible.
November 21, 2023 at 2:29 PM
These are scoria bricks in Middlesbrough. They are made from the slag... the remnants of the iron industry. They are pretty much indestructible.
Ominous tones coming from my plumber.
November 20, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Ominous tones coming from my plumber.
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Feeling particularly cream crackered today but this bathroom won’t clean itself…
November 19, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Feeling particularly cream crackered today but this bathroom won’t clean itself…
0745 and the bairn is still asleep. Sitting quietly with a cup of tea. It’s a blissful moment!
November 19, 2023 at 7:44 AM
0745 and the bairn is still asleep. Sitting quietly with a cup of tea. It’s a blissful moment!
It’s beaujolais nouveau day! Or, in other circles, my wedding anniversary 🍷
November 16, 2023 at 10:15 AM
It’s beaujolais nouveau day! Or, in other circles, my wedding anniversary 🍷
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I feel like certain BS people are missing this content on Twitter.
November 13, 2023 at 3:36 PM
I feel like certain BS people are missing this content on Twitter.
I knew all along that I wouldn’t be keen to go to a gig the night after a boozy wedding. But still I bought the gig tickets…
November 12, 2023 at 8:11 PM
I knew all along that I wouldn’t be keen to go to a gig the night after a boozy wedding. But still I bought the gig tickets…