it's crazy that there's isopod species spanning from the deep ocean to arid deserts while still looking basically the same. this is a message against fast fashion trend chasing. find a look that is truly timeless and for all locations, like the isopod body plan

whenever i see ads for online gambling i get the same feeling as when you realize all the water is slowly pulling away from the shore at the beach

Fox News at it again w/ truthiness 🙄

I asked chat gpt to explain its writing style. Once you catch on to the dumb rhythms it's really hard not to spot in the wild.

At what point does losing 77 billion dollars impact a business? The global box office for all movies, put together, in total, all movies everywhere in 2025 was 33.5 billion dollars. He lost more than double that on “legs”

Death comes for the Goatse man

Anyway here’s another weird cacophonous thing I made that’s mostly about the fall of the USSR but it also features “Dr.Diane,” who has appeared briefly in a couple of other collages here and there but finally gets a chance to shine. She was trying to make her radio career happen around the same time

I was saving this for the day it happened and I wasn’t going to let the moment go to waste

Running on policies people actually want sets a dangerous precedent that the masses have the right to influence public policy more than our generous funders and lobbyists

(Crying with mascara running down my face) I WAS A BLUESKY ELDER AND NOW I’M NOTHING

Kind of feels like we’re living a version of this

Eyy waddup

If you think Miss Piggy is hot now you should have seen her before the muppets even got started

Calling people stupid in your own replies is HARASSMENT