Rescue Randy
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
Getting off brand Lego really drives home how amazing the name brand Lego quality control is
December 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Getting off brand Lego really drives home how amazing the name brand Lego quality control is
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Literally the greatest Christmas story ever told.
December 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Literally the greatest Christmas story ever told.
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it is officially that weird time between Christmas and New Years where nothing is real
December 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
it is officially that weird time between Christmas and New Years where nothing is real
The key to any successful extended family Christmas meal is to slam the first beer standing in front of the open garage fridge before taking your 2nd back upstairs
December 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The key to any successful extended family Christmas meal is to slam the first beer standing in front of the open garage fridge before taking your 2nd back upstairs
May I have your attention: it is time for White Christmas
Major General Tom Waverly would fuggin’ never
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
May I have your attention: it is time for White Christmas
These guys are richer than any billionaire could ever dream
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
These guys are richer than any billionaire could ever dream
If Harry and Marv had just focused on their plumbing business instead of being the wet bandits they could’ve sold it at 8x EBITDA to some dickhead PE firm
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If Harry and Marv had just focused on their plumbing business instead of being the wet bandits they could’ve sold it at 8x EBITDA to some dickhead PE firm
The American mind cannot comprehend
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The American mind cannot comprehend
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Just saw a fun pic of Joe Votel smiling next to Razin at A/N… don’t let ethics or standards get in the way of a good time
December 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Just saw a fun pic of Joe Votel smiling next to Razin at A/N… don’t let ethics or standards get in the way of a good time
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Dort is a case study in guy who rails against the system when in actuality the system is the only reason he made it past CPT
December 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Dort is a case study in guy who rails against the system when in actuality the system is the only reason he made it past CPT
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Marmont got zero rings
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Marmont got zero rings
Finally finished this book… great read
December 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Finally finished this book… great read
I also think cop cars should have governors that they can’t go over the speed limit, and if they disable it for a response they have to write it up like they would if they discharged their weapon
My hottest take is that letting cops park in red zones for mundane errands and coffee breaks; I think “you can break the law at your discretion as a job perk” is the small domino that ends in the large domino of “shooting protesters in the face with rubber bullets”
It must be wild to get to abuse the public then pay for it with the public's money
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I also think cop cars should have governors that they can’t go over the speed limit, and if they disable it for a response they have to write it up like they would if they discharged their weapon
Billionaires were good at something once in their life but once they cross the 9-fig net worth they basically have a mid grade concussion at all times
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Billionaires were good at something once in their life but once they cross the 9-fig net worth they basically have a mid grade concussion at all times
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Major General Tom Waverly would fuggin’ never
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Major General Tom Waverly would fuggin’ never
Former GOs laser focused on helping US interests around the world
December 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Former GOs laser focused on helping US interests around the world
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"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"
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Checking in on these dudes, brb.
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Checking in on these dudes, brb.
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This is the ideal Dem candidate for next year, you may not like him but this is what peak performance will look like
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is the ideal Dem candidate for next year, you may not like him but this is what peak performance will look like
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
November 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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Exactly. Used to tell my LTs, “You don’t have to be the smartest, fastest, or strongest but you can’t be the dumbest, slowest, or weakest.”
November 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Exactly. Used to tell my LTs, “You don’t have to be the smartest, fastest, or strongest but you can’t be the dumbest, slowest, or weakest.”
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The GOP abandoned the free market almost as fast as they abandoned representative democracy
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The GOP abandoned the free market almost as fast as they abandoned representative democracy