Baxxx
@baxxxx.bsky.social
I'm a "the abyss is half-full" kinda guy.
Me: it was called American Gladiators
Coworker: you can rape a man without penetrating him
Coworker: you can rape a man without penetrating him
May 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Me: it was called American Gladiators
Coworker: you can rape a man without penetrating him
Coworker: you can rape a man without penetrating him
If Eskimos are endangered, why dont we start keeping them in Zoo's?
May 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If Eskimos are endangered, why dont we start keeping them in Zoo's?
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you don't see nba teams run the Little King defense anymore. in the '90s you'd see teams sub in a really small guy. they'd lift him up and set him up on the top of their goal and he'd just sit there a while. eventually he'd start crying and they'd have to get him down but it was cute while it lasted
May 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
you don't see nba teams run the Little King defense anymore. in the '90s you'd see teams sub in a really small guy. they'd lift him up and set him up on the top of their goal and he'd just sit there a while. eventually he'd start crying and they'd have to get him down but it was cute while it lasted
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Why isn't a fleet of helicopters just called hellacopters
May 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Why isn't a fleet of helicopters just called hellacopters
Another day. Another obstacle.
May 13, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Another day. Another obstacle.
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How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you
May 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you
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wow. this post is a reaction to a dunk in a basketball game i saw a couple days ago but forgot to post at the time. better late than never
April 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
wow. this post is a reaction to a dunk in a basketball game i saw a couple days ago but forgot to post at the time. better late than never
I'm out here just treading water in this fishbowl we call "Life".
April 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm out here just treading water in this fishbowl we call "Life".
HVAC companies dropping their vehicles off to get their AC fixed... the irony is not lost there.
April 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
HVAC companies dropping their vehicles off to get their AC fixed... the irony is not lost there.
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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.
April 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am very, very weak, but they are two different things.
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i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot
January 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot
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top 10 christmas movies
10. the christmas man
9. christmas man
8. christmas people go to town
7. a very christmas
6. context clues escaped me but i replied nonetheless: a christmas miracle
5. i’m going to christmas
4. unusual christmas!
3. christmas pants
2. mrs. christmas
1. mrs. and ms. christmas
10. the christmas man
9. christmas man
8. christmas people go to town
7. a very christmas
6. context clues escaped me but i replied nonetheless: a christmas miracle
5. i’m going to christmas
4. unusual christmas!
3. christmas pants
2. mrs. christmas
1. mrs. and ms. christmas
December 24, 2024 at 4:27 PM
top 10 christmas movies
10. the christmas man
9. christmas man
8. christmas people go to town
7. a very christmas
6. context clues escaped me but i replied nonetheless: a christmas miracle
5. i’m going to christmas
4. unusual christmas!
3. christmas pants
2. mrs. christmas
1. mrs. and ms. christmas
10. the christmas man
9. christmas man
8. christmas people go to town
7. a very christmas
6. context clues escaped me but i replied nonetheless: a christmas miracle
5. i’m going to christmas
4. unusual christmas!
3. christmas pants
2. mrs. christmas
1. mrs. and ms. christmas
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just sustained multiple fractures in a stampede after trying to buy a coffee maker for my eight week old child
November 29, 2024 at 1:35 PM
just sustained multiple fractures in a stampede after trying to buy a coffee maker for my eight week old child
Another day, another obstacle.
November 26, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Another day, another obstacle.
With the holidays coming up, a reminder that if someone reaches out with my avatar asking for money or cc info... it's me. Send me all your money.
November 26, 2024 at 2:02 PM
With the holidays coming up, a reminder that if someone reaches out with my avatar asking for money or cc info... it's me. Send me all your money.
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one of the most special things about attending an nfl game in person is that if the home team wins, they open up all the exits and let all the fans go home. nothing like sleeping in your own bed
November 25, 2024 at 12:19 AM
one of the most special things about attending an nfl game in person is that if the home team wins, they open up all the exits and let all the fans go home. nothing like sleeping in your own bed
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love that my favorite hobby is video games but im also incredibly bad at playing video games
November 24, 2024 at 5:13 PM
love that my favorite hobby is video games but im also incredibly bad at playing video games
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I give an exaggerated thumbs down every time I pass/drive next to a Cybertruck. These people need feedback.
November 17, 2024 at 10:03 AM
I give an exaggerated thumbs down every time I pass/drive next to a Cybertruck. These people need feedback.
Having a new social media app is great. Nothing better than yelling into the void for one's mental health.
November 15, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Having a new social media app is great. Nothing better than yelling into the void for one's mental health.
New here, but I've already marked my territory and pee'd in the corner behind the houseplant.
November 14, 2024 at 2:14 PM
New here, but I've already marked my territory and pee'd in the corner behind the houseplant.