Brandon Braswell
@bbraswell73.bsky.social
Bad at golf. Good in the kitchen and on the grill. Enjoyer of sports, racing, and video games.
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What trading my best player taught me about b2b relations and also getting my ass thrown out the building
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
What trading my best player taught me about b2b relations and also getting my ass thrown out the building
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
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i know there are real things going on but we also gotta do something about putting avocado on BLTs and club sandwiches.
September 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
i know there are real things going on but we also gotta do something about putting avocado on BLTs and club sandwiches.
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nothing worse than realizing somebody else in your fantasy draft listens to the same podcast as you
September 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
nothing worse than realizing somebody else in your fantasy draft listens to the same podcast as you
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Feel like the timeline could use another huge UNC football loss tonight, too.
September 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Feel like the timeline could use another huge UNC football loss tonight, too.
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god bill is gonna be so pissed when he realizes he can’t cut anyone tomorrow
September 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
god bill is gonna be so pissed when he realizes he can’t cut anyone tomorrow
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cornerbacks when the QB overthrows the intended receiver by 10 feet:
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
cornerbacks when the QB overthrows the intended receiver by 10 feet:
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I had two 5-year-olds chasing me at a kids’ birthday yesterday, and I threw on the brakes, gave them a little juke, and then hit the gas, and they collided with each other where they thought I was going to be and went down in a crying heap. Absolutely cooked their asses. One of the kids was mine.
August 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I had two 5-year-olds chasing me at a kids’ birthday yesterday, and I threw on the brakes, gave them a little juke, and then hit the gas, and they collided with each other where they thought I was going to be and went down in a crying heap. Absolutely cooked their asses. One of the kids was mine.
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It's not that hard to make friends in your 30s, you just have to be Delightful
July 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It's not that hard to make friends in your 30s, you just have to be Delightful
Big Dumper Supremacy
July 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Big Dumper Supremacy
Homerun derby coverage on ESPN is not great.
July 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Homerun derby coverage on ESPN is not great.
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Me: What if instead of a cat there’s a shark in the box
Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass
Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass
June 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Me: What if instead of a cat there’s a shark in the box
Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass
Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass
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in Ireland, Supermac’s will sell you 100 sausages in a party bucket
June 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
in Ireland, Supermac’s will sell you 100 sausages in a party bucket
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I was out of town for my 20th high school reunion, but have been reliably informed that during a large group discussion reminiscing about prom, my prom date very sincerely asked if anyone remembered who she went with, because she didn’t
May 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I was out of town for my 20th high school reunion, but have been reliably informed that during a large group discussion reminiscing about prom, my prom date very sincerely asked if anyone remembered who she went with, because she didn’t
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Indiana Fever sounds like something children died of during the Dust Bowl
May 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Indiana Fever sounds like something children died of during the Dust Bowl
Officially Reese's Egg season.
March 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Officially Reese's Egg season.
Dick's got the Pro V1s locked up 😂
March 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Dick's got the Pro V1s locked up 😂
Baseball is back tomorrow. Still wish Charlotte had a major league team.
March 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Baseball is back tomorrow. Still wish Charlotte had a major league team.
Someone really scheduled a meeting at Noon on Thursday of March Madness.
March 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Someone really scheduled a meeting at Noon on Thursday of March Madness.
I've spent significantly more time filling in my March Madness brackets than I have watching basketball this year. Winning formula.
March 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I've spent significantly more time filling in my March Madness brackets than I have watching basketball this year. Winning formula.
Got the rare "quadruple booked" meeting situation today. I love meetings.
February 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Got the rare "quadruple booked" meeting situation today. I love meetings.
That was an awful Daytona 500. Embarrassing.
February 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
That was an awful Daytona 500. Embarrassing.