Rachel
@beachgecko.bsky.social
Bird nerd, Klamath Tribe, chaotic ADHD, nervous wreck.
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The stock market is crashing.
Thanks, Donald!
Thanks, Donald!
March 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The stock market is crashing.
Thanks, Donald!
Thanks, Donald!
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
Going to Cabo San Lucas this summer. Time to step up the step game to fit back into my swimsuits. At least I have a time frame goal now. Helps.
March 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Going to Cabo San Lucas this summer. Time to step up the step game to fit back into my swimsuits. At least I have a time frame goal now. Helps.
The biggest MIDDLE FINGER to everyone who "just wanted" wanted better stock market, lower gas prices, and cheaper groceries. How's that working out for you?
March 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The biggest MIDDLE FINGER to everyone who "just wanted" wanted better stock market, lower gas prices, and cheaper groceries. How's that working out for you?
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On that note, don't forget about March 14th.
Let's go to our state (or national) capital and scream at some politicians.
Let's go to our state (or national) capital and scream at some politicians.
March 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
On that note, don't forget about March 14th.
Let's go to our state (or national) capital and scream at some politicians.
Let's go to our state (or national) capital and scream at some politicians.
Crap. I'm gonna get into crocheting. I am in imminent danger. I can sense it. 😂🤷🏽♀️
February 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Crap. I'm gonna get into crocheting. I am in imminent danger. I can sense it. 😂🤷🏽♀️
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Donold just signed an Executive Order making it illegal to intentionally misspell his name.
February 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Donold just signed an Executive Order making it illegal to intentionally misspell his name.
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I don’t care what the song is. I will eventually change its lyrics to be about my dog.
February 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I don’t care what the song is. I will eventually change its lyrics to be about my dog.
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Every year I fool myself into thinking those little Valentine heart candies are good, but they just taste like chalk.
February 4, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Every year I fool myself into thinking those little Valentine heart candies are good, but they just taste like chalk.
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Donold backed down on tariffs, claimed victory and took credit for things that Biden had already negotiated.
But Canadians will never forget this. He has made a critical error.
But Canadians will never forget this. He has made a critical error.
February 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Donold backed down on tariffs, claimed victory and took credit for things that Biden had already negotiated.
But Canadians will never forget this. He has made a critical error.
But Canadians will never forget this. He has made a critical error.
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Normal person: takes a sip of water every couple of minutes
Me: “Hydrate or Die-drate” slams the whole glass of water at once.
Me: “Hydrate or Die-drate” slams the whole glass of water at once.
February 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Normal person: takes a sip of water every couple of minutes
Me: “Hydrate or Die-drate” slams the whole glass of water at once.
Me: “Hydrate or Die-drate” slams the whole glass of water at once.
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If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
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Over on the other site Elon Musk said that DOGE stopped $50M of condoms from being delivered to Gaza which Trump the repeated several times but it turns out that was the number for all contraceptive support from USAID everywhere on Earth, of which none went to Palestinians.
January 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Over on the other site Elon Musk said that DOGE stopped $50M of condoms from being delivered to Gaza which Trump the repeated several times but it turns out that was the number for all contraceptive support from USAID everywhere on Earth, of which none went to Palestinians.
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Dang I am really mad about: everything
January 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Dang I am really mad about: everything
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We had our first confirmed ICE raid at a school in my city today. I live next to an elementary school and have a little free library.
Does anyone know of kid friendly or bilingual resources to help folks know what to do in a raid or how to help? #washington #ICE #immigrants #lamigra
Does anyone know of kid friendly or bilingual resources to help folks know what to do in a raid or how to help? #washington #ICE #immigrants #lamigra
January 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
We had our first confirmed ICE raid at a school in my city today. I live next to an elementary school and have a little free library.
Does anyone know of kid friendly or bilingual resources to help folks know what to do in a raid or how to help? #washington #ICE #immigrants #lamigra
Does anyone know of kid friendly or bilingual resources to help folks know what to do in a raid or how to help? #washington #ICE #immigrants #lamigra
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Me, 15 minutes into caramelizing onions
Not sure I’m cut out for this.
January 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Me, 15 minutes into caramelizing onions
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Basically how I react to the news every day.
January 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Basically how I react to the news every day.
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“He wasn’t giving a Nazi salute”
is the new
2+2=5
is the new
2+2=5
January 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
“He wasn’t giving a Nazi salute”
is the new
2+2=5
is the new
2+2=5
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These nerds are freakin adorable. They make me insane but also cure the insanity from the world.
January 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
These nerds are freakin adorable. They make me insane but also cure the insanity from the world.
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Shouting out a thanks to my new followers. A little about me, I am a teacher, artist, animal lover and a bit of a nerd! I hope we all can be friends. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💙🌎🌈🌲🐍🐝🦄
January 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Shouting out a thanks to my new followers. A little about me, I am a teacher, artist, animal lover and a bit of a nerd! I hope we all can be friends. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💙🌎🌈🌲🐍🐝🦄
I just don't wanna be in this sinking ship anymore.
January 21, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I just don't wanna be in this sinking ship anymore.
Wtf is going on in America. Now we have fascist, murderous hand signals at inaugurations? Where are we headed? Are we even safe? #elonisanazi
January 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Wtf is going on in America. Now we have fascist, murderous hand signals at inaugurations? Where are we headed? Are we even safe? #elonisanazi