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that’s right
Life is better when you stop listening to these fucking things
December 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I am going to make people very upset but Disney adults and Nintendo adults are the same.
December 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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three wise men... don't see much of that nowadays
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
won’t someone think of the poor billionaire
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with

CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I am deffo the grinch, because if I meet a grown adult who likes Elf I will think less of them
December 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
How does he always make this dumbass face
December 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I feel like a broken record saying this but most rightwingers are dogshit artists
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I know barbs are militant but this could shatter the coalition
Nicki Minaj joins Erika Kirk onstage at the Turning Point USA America Fest event.
December 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Lmao @ rightwing graphic design (as always)
Nothing to see here, just a right wing hyper-nationalist government going to their party’s youth event sponsored by a group with a martyred leader they’ve pledged to avenge, recruiting people to join their masked police force devoted to removing auslanders from ze homeland.
December 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Argued with older coworker that cigs are still cool even if I don’t smoke them or think they’re remotely good for you
December 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Dating app exploded and I’ve only been home in the big city for 3 waking hours 🥴🥴
December 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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keep fighting
December 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Stephen Miller the type of loser who wants to maybe someday be able to say “Guards! Seize him!”
December 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Leave it to dems to miss the easiest bipartisan dunk of all time, rescheduling marijuana, and saving it for Donald fucking Trump to clutch an easy PR win. Weakest political party on earth
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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The epstein files must be absolutely the most damning documents in history for them to be federally rescheduling cannabis today
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Finally a cool poster
First poster for Alejandro G. Iñárritu and Tom Cruise’s new film ‘DIGGER’

The comedy follows the most powerful man in the world, who tries to prove he is humanity’s savior before his own disaster destroys everything

In theaters on October 2, 2026.
December 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
😼😼😼 don’t talk to me until I’ve transmuted into a cup of coffee
snoopy is sitting in a cup of coffee and says tuesday begins after good morning .
ALT: snoopy is sitting in a cup of coffee and says tuesday begins after good morning .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Ain’t even seen the clip and I know she pronounced the last word of that quote as “neow”
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "What I'd like to see from the president is empathy for Americans. Donald Trump is a billionaire and he's the president. When he looks into a camera and says 'affordability is a hoax,' he's talking to Americans that are suffering and have been for many years now."
December 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
🤐
December 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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they don't need to convince you what everyone already knows is obviously true. you needed to be told you were mourning charlie kirk, actually
I'm having trouble finding the "America Mourns Rob and Michelle Reiner" piece from the NY Times Editorial Board.
December 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Not my phone provider sending me an email “Which Witch are you? Glenda or Elphaba?” I DO NOT CARE
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Elon voice:

Uh p-p-p-p-please uh c-come back to uhh my uhh my website. Please uhh come b-b-b-b-back please. I need you uhh to uhh pay premium for my website. Please? :)
December 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This was my lock from day one. This happened when the Right fled to Parler but then they weren’t having any fun because there were no libs to own. TRUTH’s only value in this market is from the ultimate power user, the president. And X, supposedly the “everything app,” has nothing but ugly ass n^z!s.
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.

They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM