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I probably farted.
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PAPERBOXDELIGHTS!

GET A POPSICLE FOR ($30+) OR ICE CREAM FOR ($45+)
(+ADDITIONAL FEES MAY APPLY DEPENDING ON COMPLEXITY OF COMMISSION)

ILL BE WORKING ON THESE ON STREAM SO MAKE SURE TO BE THERE IF YOU PLAN ON BUYING A COMMISSION

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January 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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I know how to respond!
I actually drew this almost 6 years ago, lol.
January 4, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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HOW DOES RALSEI KNOW THE ANSWER??!

#DELTARUNE
January 1, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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For those of us who pay quarterly taxes or any other payment by December 31, this unheralded change in postal policy can bite you in the butt. This could have other unforeseen consequences (e.g., mail-in balloting), but for now, this is more timely.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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You’d better take a Tanooki suit, Mario. It gets quite nippy in World 6 this time of year.
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Shirts that go hard db edition
December 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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maintaining the holiday agenda #deltarune #deltarunefanart #noelleholiday
December 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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please let “bugs bunnying” become the slang for manipulating an LLM into ignoring its guardrails, i have never seen a more succinct and evocative term for it
December 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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When we say "no, everything hasn't been digitized," I need you to understand that we really mean is that virtually nothing has been digitized. This is because the realm of primary sources that historians use is incomprehensibly large.
December 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Ace attorney fans one joke is defrosting
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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joining my rapidly growing collection of plushies, Freya Crescent final fantasy nine

alas she did not come with a tiny spear but still very cute
December 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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🤌
December 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Maybe don't gas yourself up getting kid-gloved by senior-discount-at-IHOP-enjoyers so much that you start thinking you're a real fighter, son.
December 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Mega Man told people to pick up a pen that’s my fucking GOAT
December 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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🚨THIS IS A HIDDEN SEASONAL EXCLUSIVE🚨 plus you need to have a music token from the A raids grab a starlight theme in jeuno, there’s only one but you can use either the 1st or 2nd raid token to buy it. #FFXIV
December 19, 2025 at 10:32 AM