Beau the Cryptid
@beauthecryptid.bsky.social
Just a cryptid, making stuff and spinning yarns
No war but class war
🏳️⚧️♿️
No war but class war
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Listening to @dogparkdissidents.com when you're feeling alone as a broke dirty queer is self care.
December 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Listening to @dogparkdissidents.com when you're feeling alone as a broke dirty queer is self care.
It's 6 months away, but kink and leather belong at Pride. Kink and leather are part of queer culture. Kink and leather are political. The whitewashing of queerness for the sake of acceptability is bowing the knee to fascism. You can't have a queer space devoid of politics, kink or leather.
December 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It's 6 months away, but kink and leather belong at Pride. Kink and leather are part of queer culture. Kink and leather are political. The whitewashing of queerness for the sake of acceptability is bowing the knee to fascism. You can't have a queer space devoid of politics, kink or leather.
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My birthstone is a Good Stick™️
My birthstone is a tooth.
My birthstone is a toaster strudel
December 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My birthstone is a Good Stick™️
Disability win for the day: my specialty pharmacy now lets me refill by text instead of calling. I've gone without my meds for over a month before because the process of the phone call is so overwhelming and complicated.
December 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Disability win for the day: my specialty pharmacy now lets me refill by text instead of calling. I've gone without my meds for over a month before because the process of the phone call is so overwhelming and complicated.
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Not getting my steps in, just forgetting I left that thing upstairs a lot.
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Not getting my steps in, just forgetting I left that thing upstairs a lot.
Don't want your kids to turn out as anticapitalist rebels? Don't raise them on Charles Dickens and Star Wars.
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Don't want your kids to turn out as anticapitalist rebels? Don't raise them on Charles Dickens and Star Wars.
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Call me old-fashioned, but the uptick of preventable illnesses seems a much more pressing issue than the existence of neurodivergence.
Diversity is awesome. Measles is not.
Diversity is awesome. Measles is not.
December 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Call me old-fashioned, but the uptick of preventable illnesses seems a much more pressing issue than the existence of neurodivergence.
Diversity is awesome. Measles is not.
Diversity is awesome. Measles is not.
Not bad for my first time with a handgun. Armed minorities are harder to oppress.
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Not bad for my first time with a handgun. Armed minorities are harder to oppress.
Being Trans in America but unable/unwilling to leave feels like that part of Home Alone where Kevin decides to booby trap the house, because it's my house and I'm gonna defend it.
December 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Being Trans in America but unable/unwilling to leave feels like that part of Home Alone where Kevin decides to booby trap the house, because it's my house and I'm gonna defend it.
When we say Epstein didn't kill himself let's not forgot that implies someone else killed him.
September 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
When we say Epstein didn't kill himself let's not forgot that implies someone else killed him.
All the world's a stage, gender is performative, and I am a technician.
September 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
All the world's a stage, gender is performative, and I am a technician.
Part life update, part existential musing, all return to blogging.
I'm going back to college and it's giving me big feelings.
ko-fi.com/post/Back-to...
I'm going back to college and it's giving me big feelings.
ko-fi.com/post/Back-to...
Back to Plan A
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July 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Part life update, part existential musing, all return to blogging.
I'm going back to college and it's giving me big feelings.
ko-fi.com/post/Back-to...
I'm going back to college and it's giving me big feelings.
ko-fi.com/post/Back-to...
I'm working on a personal timeline and I just remembered my first crush. Wonder where Jonathan from my kindergarten Sunday school class is now.
June 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'm working on a personal timeline and I just remembered my first crush. Wonder where Jonathan from my kindergarten Sunday school class is now.
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LAPD when they think nobody is watching
June 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
LAPD when they think nobody is watching
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June 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
If you are someone who would like to help those arrested in Los Angeles, due to the ICE protests, check out Jail Support LA:
Linktree: linktr.ee/jslosangeles...
Venmo: account.venmo.com/u/jailsuppor...
Instagram: www.instagram.com/jailsupportl...
Linktree: linktr.ee/jslosangeles...
Venmo: account.venmo.com/u/jailsuppor...
Instagram: www.instagram.com/jailsupportl...
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ICE aren’t law enforcement agents, they are Gestapo being used by a racist criminal tyrant to inflict fear, cruelty and brutality on people of color.
June 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
ICE aren’t law enforcement agents, they are Gestapo being used by a racist criminal tyrant to inflict fear, cruelty and brutality on people of color.
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We all know that fear can make us want to fight, flee, freeze, or fawn. These are natural impulses. Appeasement doesn't work on fascists tho. Never has, never fucking will. It doesn't make them less dangerous, but it can turn you into someone who enables their violence.
June 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
We all know that fear can make us want to fight, flee, freeze, or fawn. These are natural impulses. Appeasement doesn't work on fascists tho. Never has, never fucking will. It doesn't make them less dangerous, but it can turn you into someone who enables their violence.
I love when Mythbusters went to fetish shops. I also love that 10 year old me was exposed to those shops, and none of my southern baptist family realized what I was seeing, because fetish and kink gear aren't inherently sexual.
June 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I love when Mythbusters went to fetish shops. I also love that 10 year old me was exposed to those shops, and none of my southern baptist family realized what I was seeing, because fetish and kink gear aren't inherently sexual.
I can't find this person on here, but this is so cool. The Epic of Gilgamesh is gay.
The First Known Story Ever Written | analysing the Epic of Gilgamesh
YouTube video by fig tree
youtu.be
June 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I can't find this person on here, but this is so cool. The Epic of Gilgamesh is gay.
Me: opens cabinet under the bathroom sink for toilet paper
Autumn: OMG NEW HIDING PLACE WHY DOES IT SMELL SO FUNNY
Me: that's cleaner, you don't need that.
Autumn: I'M BEING OPPRESSED
Autumn: OMG NEW HIDING PLACE WHY DOES IT SMELL SO FUNNY
Me: that's cleaner, you don't need that.
Autumn: I'M BEING OPPRESSED
June 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Me: opens cabinet under the bathroom sink for toilet paper
Autumn: OMG NEW HIDING PLACE WHY DOES IT SMELL SO FUNNY
Me: that's cleaner, you don't need that.
Autumn: I'M BEING OPPRESSED
Autumn: OMG NEW HIDING PLACE WHY DOES IT SMELL SO FUNNY
Me: that's cleaner, you don't need that.
Autumn: I'M BEING OPPRESSED
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June 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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