B.E. Mattice
@bemattice.bsky.social
I’m a sci-fi writer who dabbles in poetry and horror fiction.
My margarita tonight.
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
My margarita tonight.
Something sexual?
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Something sexual?
Yum
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Yum
Ugh.
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Ugh.
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Did I mention that my book, THE BLACKSMITH’S BOY, is on sale for a freakin’ QUARTER?!? As in twenty-five cents? Even if only are a little interested, what do you have to lose? 😂
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December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Did I mention that my book, THE BLACKSMITH’S BOY, is on sale for a freakin’ QUARTER?!? As in twenty-five cents? Even if only are a little interested, what do you have to lose? 😂
payhip.com/WildInkPubli...
payhip.com/WildInkPubli...
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Walmart also doesn’t allow unions…
Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.
Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.
See the problem?
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Walmart also doesn’t allow unions…
I forgot Pearlman was in this…
Today's pick was from yesterday's marathon. Saved this one to talk about by itself.
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
A favorite midnight movie of mine. Not good, per se, but amazing. Alien-human hybrids, pervy scientists, Ron Pearlman is there. Sigourney Weaver crawls around on the ground.
Movie magic.
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
A favorite midnight movie of mine. Not good, per se, but amazing. Alien-human hybrids, pervy scientists, Ron Pearlman is there. Sigourney Weaver crawls around on the ground.
Movie magic.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I forgot Pearlman was in this…
Well try them once we take down their regime.
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Well try them once we take down their regime.
PSA: if you encounter two dogs fighting and you want to break it up, find a container of water and splash the dogs. The dogs will go WTF long enough for you to safely wrangle the dogs.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
PSA: if you encounter two dogs fighting and you want to break it up, find a container of water and splash the dogs. The dogs will go WTF long enough for you to safely wrangle the dogs.
Happy Thanksgiving Eve
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Happy Thanksgiving Eve
De-aging AI bullshit probably
only gonna watch stranger things cuz I’m curious how they’re gonna explain the kids being like 30 now
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
De-aging AI bullshit probably
“I’ve been called much worse than a despot, so it’s not that insulting.” -DJT with a half grin on his face.
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
“I’ve been called much worse than a despot, so it’s not that insulting.” -DJT with a half grin on his face.
Look at Humpty Dumpty up there on his wall….
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Look at Humpty Dumpty up there on his wall….
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Lobbying, as someone said, with Swiss precision, their man turned up with a customized Rolex desk clock and a bar of Swiss gold with the recipient’s name on it.
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Lobbying, as someone said, with Swiss precision, their man turned up with a customized Rolex desk clock and a bar of Swiss gold with the recipient’s name on it.
What happens when you support the “Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party”
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
What happens when you support the “Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party”
@waitmanwbeorn.com I found this t-shirt at our local Democratic Party office. Is the bottom image as anti-Semitic as I think it is?
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
@waitmanwbeorn.com I found this t-shirt at our local Democratic Party office. Is the bottom image as anti-Semitic as I think it is?
AI is getting way too good… sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_69020ae2...
triple_n on Sora
realistic lion playing with albino lion in a forest
sora.chatgpt.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
AI is getting way too good… sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_69020ae2...
I need to do this with a pumpkin of ours
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I need to do this with a pumpkin of ours
Let’s do it!
I bet Harvard is pretty pissed it doesn’t have a comma named after it.
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Let’s do it!
We are…
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
We are…
Nice pun lol
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Nice pun lol
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
Re-Animator Watch Party. Fun Fact: they used 24 gallons of fake blood during shooting.
October 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Re-Animator Watch Party. Fun Fact: they used 24 gallons of fake blood during shooting.
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ME: wouldn’t the kool aid mans glass body shatter before the brick wall busted apart?
GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open
GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open
October 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ME: wouldn’t the kool aid mans glass body shatter before the brick wall busted apart?
GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open
GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open