Ben*
@benasterisk.bsky.social
Dad, autism advocate, artist, musician, standup comedian, software developer, writer, animal lover, bemused pop culture tourist.
To wildly varying degrees of competence and enthusiasm at any given moment.
To wildly varying degrees of competence and enthusiasm at any given moment.
I'm hoping the commercial is for a place that'll sell you a second chair.
January 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I'm hoping the commercial is for a place that'll sell you a second chair.
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moo shall not pass
January 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
moo shall not pass
Glad to see the end of 1931.
Fingers crossed for a much better 1932.
Fingers crossed for a much better 1932.
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Glad to see the end of 1931.
Fingers crossed for a much better 1932.
Fingers crossed for a much better 1932.
Fond wishes for a better 2026 for all of you
January 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Fond wishes for a better 2026 for all of you
This stuff was delish
December 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This stuff was delish
Louise Brooks, 1932
No need to call PETA - that's a fake fir.
No need to call PETA - that's a fake fir.
December 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Louise Brooks, 1932
No need to call PETA - that's a fake fir.
No need to call PETA - that's a fake fir.
"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop...
So you better be good, for goodness sake! 🎶"
@captkarnstein.bsky.social
So you better be good, for goodness sake! 🎶"
@captkarnstein.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop...
So you better be good, for goodness sake! 🎶"
@captkarnstein.bsky.social
So you better be good, for goodness sake! 🎶"
@captkarnstein.bsky.social
Mr Jumbo used to yam with all the food-jazz greats.
Nat King Coleslaw, Wynton Marsalad, Benny Goodmango, Chickpea Corea, Butterpat Metheny, you name it.
If only he hadn't got hooked on "the Devil's lettuce".
Nat King Coleslaw, Wynton Marsalad, Benny Goodmango, Chickpea Corea, Butterpat Metheny, you name it.
If only he hadn't got hooked on "the Devil's lettuce".
December 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Mr Jumbo used to yam with all the food-jazz greats.
Nat King Coleslaw, Wynton Marsalad, Benny Goodmango, Chickpea Corea, Butterpat Metheny, you name it.
If only he hadn't got hooked on "the Devil's lettuce".
Nat King Coleslaw, Wynton Marsalad, Benny Goodmango, Chickpea Corea, Butterpat Metheny, you name it.
If only he hadn't got hooked on "the Devil's lettuce".
The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation were *going* to come save me - but it turns out their backs were against the wall too.
FIRST against the wall, as a matter of fact.
FIRST against the wall, as a matter of fact.
December 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation were *going* to come save me - but it turns out their backs were against the wall too.
FIRST against the wall, as a matter of fact.
FIRST against the wall, as a matter of fact.
A glowing review from the UK was exciting but my favourite comment was from a lady who said the mental health tips had genuinely helped her through a rough patch and that her daughter pleaded every bedtime to see the cat illustrations.
It was exactly why we made the book, so extremely satisfying.
It was exactly why we made the book, so extremely satisfying.
What's been your favorite comment you've ever received on your book/wip? Was it a gushingly positive review? Critical feedback that helped you improve your work? #WritingPrompt
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
A glowing review from the UK was exciting but my favourite comment was from a lady who said the mental health tips had genuinely helped her through a rough patch and that her daughter pleaded every bedtime to see the cat illustrations.
It was exactly why we made the book, so extremely satisfying.
It was exactly why we made the book, so extremely satisfying.
Santa Lucia colouring book page
December 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Santa Lucia colouring book page
Excellent job, fellas - you really nailed the dance moves and the lip synching.
It's just that Miner, Rancher, and Gabby Hayes Impersonator aren't archetypes we're *currently* looking to add to "The Village People" lineup.
Thanks again, though, and we'll keep your resumes on file.
It's just that Miner, Rancher, and Gabby Hayes Impersonator aren't archetypes we're *currently* looking to add to "The Village People" lineup.
Thanks again, though, and we'll keep your resumes on file.
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Excellent job, fellas - you really nailed the dance moves and the lip synching.
It's just that Miner, Rancher, and Gabby Hayes Impersonator aren't archetypes we're *currently* looking to add to "The Village People" lineup.
Thanks again, though, and we'll keep your resumes on file.
It's just that Miner, Rancher, and Gabby Hayes Impersonator aren't archetypes we're *currently* looking to add to "The Village People" lineup.
Thanks again, though, and we'll keep your resumes on file.
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“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
It's the true miracle of Christmas
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It's the true miracle of Christmas
That isn't how I'd spell "maw".
Might be how I'd spell "relief".
Might be how I'd spell "relief".
December 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
That isn't how I'd spell "maw".
Might be how I'd spell "relief".
Might be how I'd spell "relief".
@jeffscomics.bsky.social
Spiderman and his Amazing Friends.
Apologies in advance
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Spiderman and his Amazing Friends.
Apologies in advance
www.instagram.com/reel/DRrwTHC...
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December 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Spiderman and his Amazing Friends.
Apologies in advance
www.instagram.com/reel/DRrwTHC...
Spiderman and his Amazing Friends.
Apologies in advance
www.instagram.com/reel/DRrwTHC...
@keithpille.bsky.social a little inspiration (as if it was needed)
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
@keithpille.bsky.social a little inspiration (as if it was needed)
Diet Hard: With a Vengeance
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Diet Hard: With a Vengeance
Can't buy me gloves
Everbody tell Tor so
Can't buy me gloves
No, no, no
Everbody tell Tor so
Can't buy me gloves
No, no, no
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Can't buy me gloves
Everbody tell Tor so
Can't buy me gloves
No, no, no
Everbody tell Tor so
Can't buy me gloves
No, no, no
Oh great, I'm never getting saved by Steven Toast, Ray bloody Purchase, or Jane Plough.
"Steven, this is Clem Fandango. Can you hear my ransom demands?"
"Steven, this is Clem Fandango. Can you hear my ransom demands?"
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Oh great, I'm never getting saved by Steven Toast, Ray bloody Purchase, or Jane Plough.
"Steven, this is Clem Fandango. Can you hear my ransom demands?"
"Steven, this is Clem Fandango. Can you hear my ransom demands?"
A small child carrying a hobo bindle was thrown at high velocity over the gates of Disneyland earlier this morning, surviving only due to having landed in the filthy water of the 20,000 Leagues ride.
Witnesses describe the child's assailant as "an ordinary shirtless dude in a small hat & trenchcoat"
Witnesses describe the child's assailant as "an ordinary shirtless dude in a small hat & trenchcoat"
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A small child carrying a hobo bindle was thrown at high velocity over the gates of Disneyland earlier this morning, surviving only due to having landed in the filthy water of the 20,000 Leagues ride.
Witnesses describe the child's assailant as "an ordinary shirtless dude in a small hat & trenchcoat"
Witnesses describe the child's assailant as "an ordinary shirtless dude in a small hat & trenchcoat"
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i'm obsessed with this Kliban
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
i'm obsessed with this Kliban