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benjwhite.bsky.social
@benjwhite.bsky.social
Cricket tragic. Compulsive cutter. Dad of 2. Pork pie enthusiast.
The standard of umpiring in the Ashes has been abysmal. Every marginal call has gone Australia's way, and Snicko is just not good enough for Test cricket.

England were second best but not helped with having to take 22 wickets to win a test.
January 8, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Not sure why they are talking about Fulham. Grifted 2 goals and did nowt.
November 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
That's stupid from Brook.
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Posted by someone called recordsafari on instagram
October 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!
October 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I hope this final is sorted by a massive England dive in the box.

Spain's conduct has been shameful.
July 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
So pleased for Jofra. What a player.
July 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Notice how nobody talks about 'Christian' grooming gangs when discussing the long history of child sexual abuse in care homes and sports clubs. Funny that.
June 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Very funny that Villa miss out on the CL.

Very very funny.
May 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Bloody hell. Sunderland fair play
May 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It's embarrassing how bad Stansted airport is.
May 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
@glennyrodge.bsky.social hey mate I'm sorry I was the reply guy the other day.
April 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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September 24, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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If Trump was President in 1940
March 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
February 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Lewis-Skelly is going to get a comeuppance of historic proportions.
February 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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A Premier League footballer in his 30s just scored for Arsenal
February 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Yet another joke of a decision
January 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Australian cricket teams are shithouses aren't they.
January 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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The only way to deal with Nazis…
January 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I do love these pictures of my cricket club.
January 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Carse is good. Said it before, will say it again.

#NZvEng
December 7, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Woakes has been top class this morning 2-10. Has been a good tour for him, pleased for him.

#NZvENG
December 7, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Williamson in short sleeves is a strong look on a windy day.

#NZvENG
December 7, 2024 at 11:03 PM