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Watching the Rugrats Chanukah episode.

I am astonished and uncomfortable by how many of my mannerisms are rooted in this show.
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
No therapy this week, which means present money!
December 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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A break from politics:

Aurora magic.
December 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Anyone who wants to work cause they’re passionate and excited about an industry isn’t sitting at a recruiter’s desk, they’re founding the competition.

Recruiters hire mercs.
December 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Was listening to one of my shows, Judge John Hodgeman. The hosts Jessie and John talk about a an ICE raid in LA that made me check for my passport card and fed worker ID.

Just, uh dont let the whimsical thumbnail distract… it’s normally a good show.

www.youtube.com/watch?t=4107...
I Declare a HISS-trial!
YouTube video by Judge John Hodgman
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Bravo, anonymous hero.
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Thinking of how weird my first interaction with an LGS was when I stuck my head in asking if they had public events.
“What experience do you have?”
“Some shooters, mass effect, “
“Ok but for table top games”
Man I was just trying to reach out but felt like the store was already closed off.
December 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I don’t want to see another headline saying “noted child star turned beekeeper totally pwns Trump”.
December 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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The hero who disarmed one of the terrorists in Sydney turned out to be 43-year-old Ahmed al-Ahmed — a fruit shop owner and father of two.

He was shot twice and is currently in hospital. He is scheduled to undergo surgery.

He had no experience with weapons of any kind.
December 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Gathering the goods part 2, now in colour 🥛🍬🌿🍑🎨
December 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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This is an accurate description of what I look like when I’m crushing on someone.
a cartoon character with glasses and a red hat has a heart coming out of his nose
ALT: a cartoon character with glasses and a red hat has a heart coming out of his nose
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Preorder today. “Your Data Will Be Used Against You: Policing in the Age of Self-Surveillance.” #books
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This is the year I go to concerts. I’ll spend money at a merch table. I’ll hug a lamppost.
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Not once have I sat in a “meet-cutes of the Bible” sermon series.

Kinda mad. Romance and sex are such regulated parts of today’s Christian religion but we don’t get to talk about the examples shown to us in the Christian Bible.
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of these days someone is going to have to shout “wake up!” when Donald Trump falls asleep. That’s when we know he isn’t functionally President anymore.
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Wolfenstein II The Nee Colossus is on sale for 9 bucks over at Good Old Games right now, if you want to snag a Nzai blaster simulator on the cheep. DRM free.
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Crocodile Dance is a 2D/3D Animated Thriller about a Nigerian musician who must confront the curse of a Mami Wata to save her family.

Support us on @Kickstarter today! bit.ly/croc-dance-ks
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Sitting in service, hearing the pastor talk about honoring the wife.
Yeah, first thing that came to mind.
a man in a suit and bow tie is smiling
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is smiling
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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To succeed in this day and age, a politician has to go on the Joe Rogan show. Why didn't Mamdani grasp this?
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything
FLOWER MOUND, TX—Condemning the “woke left” for what he called the “modern evisceration of masculinity,” local conservative man Hank Daniels confirmed Monday that he was never going to stop being prou...
theonion.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hubris. Can’t we get a little hubris tonight?
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM