Benny Halfkiff
@bennyhalfkiff.bsky.social
Husband, Dad, Sailor. Doing my damndest to see tomorrow. Usually successful.
Nerd stuff.
Views are my own, not the USG's.
Nerd stuff.
Views are my own, not the USG's.
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An FPV attacked my friend Herring in Ukraine
He and his driver bailed out just in time.
I am raising $6k to help this hero, his men & Felix the cat as they wait for aid.
My PayPal: www.paypal.me/NataliaAnton...
Venmo: venmo.com/u/Natalia-An...
I will keep a tally of our efforts.
Pls share ❤️🩹
He and his driver bailed out just in time.
I am raising $6k to help this hero, his men & Felix the cat as they wait for aid.
My PayPal: www.paypal.me/NataliaAnton...
Venmo: venmo.com/u/Natalia-An...
I will keep a tally of our efforts.
Pls share ❤️🩹
May 1, 2024 at 2:08 PM
An FPV attacked my friend Herring in Ukraine
He and his driver bailed out just in time.
I am raising $6k to help this hero, his men & Felix the cat as they wait for aid.
My PayPal: www.paypal.me/NataliaAnton...
Venmo: venmo.com/u/Natalia-An...
I will keep a tally of our efforts.
Pls share ❤️🩹
He and his driver bailed out just in time.
I am raising $6k to help this hero, his men & Felix the cat as they wait for aid.
My PayPal: www.paypal.me/NataliaAnton...
Venmo: venmo.com/u/Natalia-An...
I will keep a tally of our efforts.
Pls share ❤️🩹
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
April 27, 2024 at 2:55 PM
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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Me watching X-Men 97 - the writing on this show is fantastic
Also me - IT'S BARBARUS OF THE SAVAGE LAND MUTATES
Also me - IT'S BARBARUS OF THE SAVAGE LAND MUTATES
April 24, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Me watching X-Men 97 - the writing on this show is fantastic
Also me - IT'S BARBARUS OF THE SAVAGE LAND MUTATES
Also me - IT'S BARBARUS OF THE SAVAGE LAND MUTATES
you: please act normal you need these people to like you
people: hello Benny nice to meet you
me: the Somali terrorist group Al-Shabaab once banned samosas in their territory because they claimed that the food's triangle shape represented the Trinity of Catholism and was, therefore, heretical.
people: hello Benny nice to meet you
me: the Somali terrorist group Al-Shabaab once banned samosas in their territory because they claimed that the food's triangle shape represented the Trinity of Catholism and was, therefore, heretical.
April 24, 2024 at 1:43 AM
you: please act normal you need these people to like you
people: hello Benny nice to meet you
me: the Somali terrorist group Al-Shabaab once banned samosas in their territory because they claimed that the food's triangle shape represented the Trinity of Catholism and was, therefore, heretical.
people: hello Benny nice to meet you
me: the Somali terrorist group Al-Shabaab once banned samosas in their territory because they claimed that the food's triangle shape represented the Trinity of Catholism and was, therefore, heretical.
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Not knowing about greek mythology is my Achilles's Horse.
April 21, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Not knowing about greek mythology is my Achilles's Horse.
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Thing about Samwise is that the motherfucker could cook, worked hard outdoors, and hung massive dong.
April 8, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Thing about Samwise is that the motherfucker could cook, worked hard outdoors, and hung massive dong.
The King's Evil went fucking hard.
April 6, 2024 at 12:42 AM
The King's Evil went fucking hard.
I just need to the US Navy to know that everything I do at work tomorrow will be in service of getting me home to watch X-Men 97 with my kids. That is my highest priority.
March 27, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I just need to the US Navy to know that everything I do at work tomorrow will be in service of getting me home to watch X-Men 97 with my kids. That is my highest priority.
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Revenge is best served with fettuccine Alfredo because heart disease is no joke and I’m playing the long game
March 26, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Revenge is best served with fettuccine Alfredo because heart disease is no joke and I’m playing the long game
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MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
March 25, 2024 at 5:57 PM
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
X-Men 97 is legit. Highly recommended.
March 20, 2024 at 10:11 PM
X-Men 97 is legit. Highly recommended.
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BREAKING: Amid uncertainty surrounding the Princess of Wales' health, King Harald V of Norway has landed an army near Stamford Bridge in the north of England
March 11, 2024 at 3:01 AM
BREAKING: Amid uncertainty surrounding the Princess of Wales' health, King Harald V of Norway has landed an army near Stamford Bridge in the north of England
Shout out to my anxiety today, which waited until after my shower to cripple me. Usually, it strikes in the shower, so I'm calling those few minutes of calm a win.
February 28, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Shout out to my anxiety today, which waited until after my shower to cripple me. Usually, it strikes in the shower, so I'm calling those few minutes of calm a win.
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it's been long enough for me to admit publicly that when i left Gizmodo in 2022 I changed my Slack username to "S1ackbot" and the G/O Media failed to detect or delete it for months
February 23, 2024 at 12:54 AM
it's been long enough for me to admit publicly that when i left Gizmodo in 2022 I changed my Slack username to "S1ackbot" and the G/O Media failed to detect or delete it for months
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I will double my Patreon contribution if @brockway.bsky.social, @seanbaby.bsky.social, @jasonkpargin.bsky.social make Bigfeets a weekly show. I'm pre-watching for next week's show, and I don't know that I can wait 7 more days!
February 19, 2024 at 11:09 PM
I will double my Patreon contribution if @brockway.bsky.social, @seanbaby.bsky.social, @jasonkpargin.bsky.social make Bigfeets a weekly show. I'm pre-watching for next week's show, and I don't know that I can wait 7 more days!
Almost wrecked my truck this morning because I had my hands in my pockets. The Navy is so woke.
February 15, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Almost wrecked my truck this morning because I had my hands in my pockets. The Navy is so woke.
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mithril shirt was a good choice. crafted by the Elves. more valuable than the Shire itself.
February 12, 2024 at 2:35 AM
mithril shirt was a good choice. crafted by the Elves. more valuable than the Shire itself.
Wow, and RFK Jr comes off the top rope with the most cringe commercial out there.
February 12, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Wow, and RFK Jr comes off the top rope with the most cringe commercial out there.
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*Super Bow Ad*
Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL
Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man
Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow
John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it
Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever
Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL
Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man
Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow
John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it
Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever
February 11, 2024 at 7:38 PM
*Super Bow Ad*
Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL
Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man
Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow
John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it
Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever
Kramer from Seinfeld: ahh! Jerry, this football game, it’s OUT OF CONTROL
Bart Simpson: don’t have a cow man
Kate Upton: I’ll have a cow
John Cena dressed like a genie: you said it
Voiceover: Raytheon defense systems, defending our shores now more than ever
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these days, you never know what you're going to find in a bag of potato chips. on second thought, yes you do. you're going to find potato chips. you know what, fuck this post
February 9, 2024 at 6:10 PM
these days, you never know what you're going to find in a bag of potato chips. on second thought, yes you do. you're going to find potato chips. you know what, fuck this post
Sometimes, you wake up for work raring to go, and other times, you want to go down on an exhaust pipe.
The shittiest thing about depression is that you never know when it's going to strike.
If depression could make an appointment, it'd be so appreciated.
The shittiest thing about depression is that you never know when it's going to strike.
If depression could make an appointment, it'd be so appreciated.
February 5, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes, you wake up for work raring to go, and other times, you want to go down on an exhaust pipe.
The shittiest thing about depression is that you never know when it's going to strike.
If depression could make an appointment, it'd be so appreciated.
The shittiest thing about depression is that you never know when it's going to strike.
If depression could make an appointment, it'd be so appreciated.