ben
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At the place downtown where the freaks all come around
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(very quietly) i don't think the playoff committee's job should be to protect the sanctity of conference championship games or to influence non-conference scheduling
i think they should just seed the playoff
i think they should just seed the playoff
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
(very quietly) i don't think the playoff committee's job should be to protect the sanctity of conference championship games or to influence non-conference scheduling
i think they should just seed the playoff
i think they should just seed the playoff
Clueless husbands need a time wasting task different from getting food at the store. Today is Super Bowl Sunday for real grocers. There cannot be a moment of idling in produce
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Clueless husbands need a time wasting task different from getting food at the store. Today is Super Bowl Sunday for real grocers. There cannot be a moment of idling in produce
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i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
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Oregon fan in a Slipknot fit in Iowa is diabolical
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oregon fan in a Slipknot fit in Iowa is diabolical
The door to the college basketball season has been thrust open with Bama/St John’s
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The door to the college basketball season has been thrust open with Bama/St John’s
Not only did you give up a nuke to the one Astro on the blue jays, the candle’s glimmer of hope was so painfully put out by the 6 worst at bats I’ve ever seen, ending with Cal on deck. This might have been the worst possible way for a season to end
I’m so sorry, Mariners fans
October 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Not only did you give up a nuke to the one Astro on the blue jays, the candle’s glimmer of hope was so painfully put out by the 6 worst at bats I’ve ever seen, ending with Cal on deck. This might have been the worst possible way for a season to end
Still thinking about Game 5
October 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Still thinking about Game 5
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baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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something alex just realized: nbc's last sunday night football game ended 41-40, which was an nfl scorigami. the very next nbc night game was tonight's a&m-notre dame game, which ended 41-40
September 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
something alex just realized: nbc's last sunday night football game ended 41-40, which was an nfl scorigami. the very next nbc night game was tonight's a&m-notre dame game, which ended 41-40
It’s Hayley
Who's the "best" frontman/frontwoman of any band that formed after the year 2000?
September 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It’s Hayley
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What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
September 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
Good god Lanorris Sellers
August 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Good god Lanorris Sellers
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i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts
April 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts
Brittany Howard wore a floor length white feather dress tonight I’ll never get over that
August 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Brittany Howard wore a floor length white feather dress tonight I’ll never get over that
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It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
August 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
Rick and Morty deservedly isn’t in the zeitgeist for a variety of reasons but before everything that happened after the Szechuan sauce that was a killer show
July 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Rick and Morty deservedly isn’t in the zeitgeist for a variety of reasons but before everything that happened after the Szechuan sauce that was a killer show
Every white man thinks they dance like Jon Heder
July 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Every white man thinks they dance like Jon Heder
Rick Moranis. What a fucking dude
June 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Rick Moranis. What a fucking dude
I’m sorry The Lumineers were actually good I’m tired of their reputation as nothing more than millennial nostalgia
June 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’m sorry The Lumineers were actually good I’m tired of their reputation as nothing more than millennial nostalgia
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I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business
June 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business
Mikal Bridges baby what did they do to you
May 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Mikal Bridges baby what did they do to you
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i saw yoda fall off a bar stool and when he hit the floor a box of good & plenty candy under his robes went scattering everywhere. he was crawling around trying to pick it all up and the bouncer was yelling at him thinking it was drugs but stopped once he realized. everyone just kinda watched
March 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
i saw yoda fall off a bar stool and when he hit the floor a box of good & plenty candy under his robes went scattering everywhere. he was crawling around trying to pick it all up and the bouncer was yelling at him thinking it was drugs but stopped once he realized. everyone just kinda watched
Oklahoma is one of very few teams/programs with the casual consistency in making opponents feel like they shouldn’t have even suited up
May 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Oklahoma is one of very few teams/programs with the casual consistency in making opponents feel like they shouldn’t have even suited up