Betty Cracker of Florida
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Postcards from the sedge. DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.
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bettycrackerfl.bsky.social
I used to retweet this periodically at The Bad Place because it's the perfect timeline cleanse. Now here. You're welcome.
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Hanging bats filmed upside-down look like a Goth nightclub
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banditelli.org
Our enemies are cowards, and we're going to defeat them.

By frog.

Be it by chicken.

Be it by ballot box.

Be it by shield.

We will win.
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gregsargent.bsky.social
This is good, from Hakeem Jeffries. More of this please, in every conceivable forum:

"Sycophants who aid and abet the President’s vengeful schemes will not be able to hide from the serious legal consequences of their behavior. They will be held accountable."
bettycrackerfl.bsky.social
My 20-something kid played a So True podcast episode during our ongoing road trip. The host (Caleb Hearon) interviewed Midwest queer historian Stuart Hinds. Fascinating convo. Toward the end, Hearon asked Hinds what is “so true,” and Hinds said, “Your phones are crack.” He’s not wrong. 🤔
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tomlevenson.bsky.social
It's always lurking in the background and should surprise no one when the old scourge breaks cover.
silvermansecurity.bsky.social
The antisemitic portion of RFK Jr’s conspiracism has made its entrance.
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
bettycrackerfl.bsky.social
New Belgium is pretty reliable. Cheers! 🍻
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auntie-beak.bsky.social
Chillin in the 828 with a glass of Happily Ever After, a chocolate pomegranate tart stout from New Belgium Brewery. Stay weird, Asheville.
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jakevig.bsky.social
Everyone knows that the classic scientific method is saying something that is wildly stupid and then trying to find proof for it.
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schumer.senate.gov
Someone like JD Vance, who has been on the receiving end of a lot of insinuations, should know to couch his language more carefully.

Anyways, I’ll be here, ready to make a deal to save Americans’ health care and reopen the federal government that Republicans shut down.
A headline from the New York Post reads: “JD Vance calls Chuck Schumer ‘one of the most famous Palestinians’”
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chrismurphyct.bsky.social
I'm sorry but it's just wild we are in the middle of a government shutdown and the House Republicans are REFUSING TO SHOW UP FOR WORK so they can protect billionaire pedophiles and billionaire tax breaks.
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kylegriffin1.bsky.social
Rep. Jamie Raskin has sent letters to four of the nation's largest banks demanding information related to "more than $1.5 billion in suspicious financial transactions flagged by the banks tied to sex trafficking crimes committed by Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell and their co-conspirators."
bettycrackerfl.bsky.social
Often times seeing a heron can salvage an otherwise crappy day!
bettycrackerfl.bsky.social
Awesome shot! Got a vid of this gator bellowing about 40 yards off my side porch. Wondrous to see and hear!
Gator Booming
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alxnelson.bsky.social
Fresh off his victory in battle, this alligator went to a different corner and began a bellowing exchange with a different gator. When alligators bellow their bodies vibrate through the water to alert any gators below the surface that they're present. This causes surface water to dance.
An alligator in the foreground bellows, causing water over his back to dance along the surface. In the background, a second gator waits his turn to bellow back.
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dartadams.bsky.social
Y’all forced Dolly Parton to pop out & show everyone she wasn’t at Death’s Door?

I know she had an awkward phone call with her sister before this.
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mrpiddles.bsky.social
Pam Bondi is a Career Criminal.

Pass it On.
bettycrackerfl.bsky.social
The enshittification is real. 😕
bettycrackerfl.bsky.social
PS: The postcard was 100% accurate. Ingoglia is a simpering MAGA hack who lacks values, and citizens have a First Amendment right to peacefully point that out. It's inappropriate, wasteful and un-American for the state to intimidate citizens for exercising their free speech rights.
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realjfairclough.bsky.social
Time lapse of a Border Collie sheepdog doing his job!

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#bluesky #animals #wildlife #animals #dog #dogday