Betty Cracker of Florida
@bettycrackerfl.bsky.social
Postcards from the sedge.
DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.
Peace, love, gators. 🐊
DMs are painfully awkward if we don’t know each other.
Peace, love, gators. 🐊
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Hanging bats filmed upside-down look like a Goth nightclub
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I used to retweet this periodically at The Bad Place because it's the perfect timeline cleanse. Now here. You're welcome.
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Future cranberry sauce!
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Future cranberry sauce!
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Sandhill cranes (Antigone canadensis pratensis). Paynes Prairie State Park. Gainesville FL. #cranes #sandhillcranes #floridacranes #floridabirds #wetlandbirds
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sandhill cranes (Antigone canadensis pratensis). Paynes Prairie State Park. Gainesville FL. #cranes #sandhillcranes #floridacranes #floridabirds #wetlandbirds
It’s an incontrovertible fact!
In case you missed this, the BBC edited a historian's speech about Trump to remove the claim that he's "the most openly corrupt president in US history." This came after Trump had threatened a $1 billion lawsuit.
Elite capitulation continues.
Read all about it here:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
Elite capitulation continues.
Read all about it here:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
Trump Angrily Threatened to Sue BBC. Then Things Took a Darker Turn.
First, British Broadcasting Corporation execs resigned after Trump complained about a segment. Now the BBC edited out a line from a historian that was critical of Trump. Where does this end?
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It’s an incontrovertible fact!
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In case you missed this, the BBC edited a historian's speech about Trump to remove the claim that he's "the most openly corrupt president in US history." This came after Trump had threatened a $1 billion lawsuit.
Elite capitulation continues.
Read all about it here:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
Elite capitulation continues.
Read all about it here:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
Trump Angrily Threatened to Sue BBC. Then Things Took a Darker Turn.
First, British Broadcasting Corporation execs resigned after Trump complained about a segment. Now the BBC edited out a line from a historian that was critical of Trump. Where does this end?
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
In case you missed this, the BBC edited a historian's speech about Trump to remove the claim that he's "the most openly corrupt president in US history." This came after Trump had threatened a $1 billion lawsuit.
Elite capitulation continues.
Read all about it here:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
Elite capitulation continues.
Read all about it here:
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
Tales from the swamp: Airboat gentry.
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Tales from the swamp: Airboat gentry.
Best vodka label ever! (Can’t speak to the quality of the contents yet. Will update as appropriate!) #spoonbills
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Best vodka label ever! (Can’t speak to the quality of the contents yet. Will update as appropriate!) #spoonbills
Whew.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Whew.
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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
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Stop buying Nike shoes. Stand for something other than materialism.
Nike Co-Founder Phil Knight donates to Republican Salem PAC group.
www.wweek.com/news/state/2...
Nike Co-Founder Phil Knight donates to Republican Salem PAC group.
www.wweek.com/news/state/2...
Phil Knight Writes Record Check to Republican Legislative PAC
Phil Knight has broken his own record for political spending.
www.wweek.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Stop buying Nike shoes. Stand for something other than materialism.
Nike Co-Founder Phil Knight donates to Republican Salem PAC group.
www.wweek.com/news/state/2...
Nike Co-Founder Phil Knight donates to Republican Salem PAC group.
www.wweek.com/news/state/2...
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
Sneak peek at our shitty political media’s post-Trump GOP rebranding strategy: Step 1) valorize Rubio, who is a hapless, amoral, simpering toady and part of the goddamn problem!
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Sneak peek at our shitty political media’s post-Trump GOP rebranding strategy: Step 1) valorize Rubio, who is a hapless, amoral, simpering toady and part of the goddamn problem!
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From last June: for a week or so a group of surf scoters were chilling on the sand in Moss Landing, CA. It's a rarity for surf scoters, but they seemed perfectly fine. And hilarious. Look at those clown ass feet and faces! #birds
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
From last June: for a week or so a group of surf scoters were chilling on the sand in Moss Landing, CA. It's a rarity for surf scoters, but they seemed perfectly fine. And hilarious. Look at those clown ass feet and faces! #birds
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If Nvidia had just stuck to soaps and moisturizers they probably wouldn't be mired in all this mess.
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If Nvidia had just stuck to soaps and moisturizers they probably wouldn't be mired in all this mess.
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🎶 Over the river and through the woods
I’m looking around for food
Everything sucks and costs twenty bucks,
Guess I’ll just slam some booze. 🎶
I’m looking around for food
Everything sucks and costs twenty bucks,
Guess I’ll just slam some booze. 🎶
To Grandmother’s House We Go
Over the river and through the woods, To Grandmother’s house we go; At the airport on time, which is good cause the lines Are moving super slow. Ov...
buff.ly
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
🎶 Over the river and through the woods
I’m looking around for food
Everything sucks and costs twenty bucks,
Guess I’ll just slam some booze. 🎶
I’m looking around for food
Everything sucks and costs twenty bucks,
Guess I’ll just slam some booze. 🎶
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Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
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12 million #Florida residents are about to see their electricity prices spike in one of the largest utility rate increases in state history. Thanks, "Public" Service Commission! abcnews.go.com/Business/wir... via @apnews.com
Millions of Floridians' utility bills will soon go up. Here's what to know
Millions of Floridians will continue to see their electricity bills rise
abcnews.go.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
12 million #Florida residents are about to see their electricity prices spike in one of the largest utility rate increases in state history. Thanks, "Public" Service Commission! abcnews.go.com/Business/wir... via @apnews.com
Imagine being responsible for a body count roughly comparable to the Rwanda genocide and yapping at a grinning meathead about using AI to generate “vulgar” put-downs at parties because you’re too dull witted to think up your own insults. Walk into the fucking sea already!
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Imagine being responsible for a body count roughly comparable to the Rwanda genocide and yapping at a grinning meathead about using AI to generate “vulgar” put-downs at parties because you’re too dull witted to think up your own insults. Walk into the fucking sea already!
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the lady who ran pro wrestling decided to reboot education
Linda McMahon: "The states will have less requirements because more money will go in block grants to the states ... I have called for a hard reset of education because we have failed our students."
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the lady who ran pro wrestling decided to reboot education
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Ha ha ha
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ha ha ha
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this dumb shit is what i mean when i say this is a purely aesthetic “politics.” yeah man, why can’t we have a fusion of cosmopolitan social democracy and revanchist hierarchies of wealth and privilege? tough question.
Matt Stoller: “..Trump & Mamdani defeated establishment in their own way, representing hunger of voters on the right & left who want something different. If those sides cd come together.. that would be a sea change in how we organize our political economy”.
www.thebignewsletter.com/p/monopoly-r...
www.thebignewsletter.com/p/monopoly-r...
Monopoly Round-Up: Why the Establishment Freaked Out Over a Mamdani-Trump Press Conference
Meta wins its antitrust case, there are now two fire truck antitrust claims, the stock market got wobbly, and Larry Summers was exiled from the establishment, at least for now.
www.thebignewsletter.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
this dumb shit is what i mean when i say this is a purely aesthetic “politics.” yeah man, why can’t we have a fusion of cosmopolitan social democracy and revanchist hierarchies of wealth and privilege? tough question.
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This is a story about how America’s world-leading cancer and dementia research system was destroyed by frauds and naifs who broke the law.
There must be consequences.
There must be consequences.
Some incredible details in this piece
*one DOGE faction was planning the future of the US government at a venture capital firm
*illegally communicating on Signal to avoid transparency laws was deeply embedded into organizational culture to be taken for granted
*one DOGE faction was planning the future of the US government at a venture capital firm
*illegally communicating on Signal to avoid transparency laws was deeply embedded into organizational culture to be taken for granted
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This is a story about how America’s world-leading cancer and dementia research system was destroyed by frauds and naifs who broke the law.
There must be consequences.
There must be consequences.
Christ, this football game is a shitshow!
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Christ, this football game is a shitshow!
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MAD HERON
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
MAD HERON