bexpuddles.bsky.social
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Talks absolute nonsense
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Me & the wife don't bother with Xmas/birthday presents for each other, instead we wrap random things from around the house for the kids to give us. Best presents so far have been a single flip-flop and a remote for a TV we don't own. Makes life so much easier.
December 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I forgot I was wearing a stupid Xmas head when battling the final boss
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
YouTube wrapped got my year summary wrong, as if I watch sports recaps but my top channels were correct
December 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I love that free to air TV has included Gremlins in their Xmas movie line up
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Someone check my litter tray, I think I ate some rings by mistake...
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Well done! A Massachusetts church displayed an “ICE was here” sign in its Nativity scene.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I don't think it would have been possible for me to make much more of a mess at my table during my street Xmas party than I did. Not sloppy drunk, just a sticky mess.
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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A giant. One of the greats. Rest In Peace, Steve Cropper. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/a...
Steve Cropper, Guitarist, Songwriter and a Shaper of Memphis Soul Music
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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.Trump picked a fight with the wrong guy.
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"

futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Sleepy
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Crucified twice this week for trying to help out at work. Lesson learned, ignore those particular people.
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Got my discounted gold class tickets for Project Hail Mary next March
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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this was miss norway in the “national costume” portion of the miss universe pageant and pleased as i am that miss mexico won i may need a recount
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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This is correct. The 80s didn’t end until Smells Like Teen Spirit.
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Muppet Knives Out could have been a thing?
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.

metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
'We invited a homeless man for dinner - he stayed for 45 years'
The man was only meant to stay for a day.
metro.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hahaha my neighbour came over to ask me what "6-7“ means. Most of the street are in their 80s so I'm seen as" young" to consult on these type of things.
November 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Poo, why can't the new Prelude be fully electric, not hybrid
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I'm not sure if someone has a chair that occasionally squeaks or a tiny fart escaped but this has made my day at work 😊
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I'm glad I'm not the one who paid for the good le creuset frying pans considering he is using them exactly as the instructions say not to 😕
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM