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they say that a man with a can of chickpeas is richer than god
September 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
they say that a man with a can of chickpeas is richer than god
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Naming my penis Fetterman the way it needs another stroke
June 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Naming my penis Fetterman the way it needs another stroke
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I am not a certified freak. I’m an unregistered freak and had the serial number filed off
June 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I am not a certified freak. I’m an unregistered freak and had the serial number filed off
i think having an ipod nano would fix a lot of my problems
June 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
i think having an ipod nano would fix a lot of my problems
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Bluesky is getting hornier. Time to resurrect the pope.
April 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Bluesky is getting hornier. Time to resurrect the pope.
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Nurses, jeeps, and cops unite to form the most unholy polyamorous relationship known to earth
April 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Nurses, jeeps, and cops unite to form the most unholy polyamorous relationship known to earth
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We decided to watch “School of Rock” last night because it has “Minecraft Steve in it” (I know…It is what it is) and I decided to google a bit and, yall, the little singer girl just got married to the big security guard boy /in real life/. She’s a OBGYN sonographer and he’s a music industry lawyer.
April 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
We decided to watch “School of Rock” last night because it has “Minecraft Steve in it” (I know…It is what it is) and I decided to google a bit and, yall, the little singer girl just got married to the big security guard boy /in real life/. She’s a OBGYN sonographer and he’s a music industry lawyer.
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fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life
April 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life
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Just saw a group of school children booing a passing Tesla, and it wasn’t even a cyber truck
April 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Just saw a group of school children booing a passing Tesla, and it wasn’t even a cyber truck
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Bad bitch keeps pointing at all the plants saying “gender” or “this is a lesbian”
April 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Bad bitch keeps pointing at all the plants saying “gender” or “this is a lesbian”
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I see a lot of you are worried about your stocks so I’m glad I invested all my money in the one asset that will NEVER decline in value: tulips
April 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I see a lot of you are worried about your stocks so I’m glad I invested all my money in the one asset that will NEVER decline in value: tulips
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wait nevermind collapse is still scheduled for wednesday
April 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
wait nevermind collapse is still scheduled for wednesday
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so like what are we just supposed to keep doing this every day?
March 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
so like what are we just supposed to keep doing this every day?
cis white men DJ the same way they engage w the clit—all force no finesse
February 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
cis white men DJ the same way they engage w the clit—all force no finesse
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Inside you there are two wolves…
February 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Inside you there are two wolves…
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Beastie Boys songs are even funnier when they became socially conscious and started doing rhymes like to rock the mic is my intention / I’m smart like the women at the Seneca Falls Convention
February 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Beastie Boys songs are even funnier when they became socially conscious and started doing rhymes like to rock the mic is my intention / I’m smart like the women at the Seneca Falls Convention
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Me: wow, so many planes are crashing I wonder why
Pete Buttigieg with a rocket launcher:
Pete Buttigieg with a rocket launcher:
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Me: wow, so many planes are crashing I wonder why
Pete Buttigieg with a rocket launcher:
Pete Buttigieg with a rocket launcher:
what’s a man gotta do to get he/him-ed organically these days?
February 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
what’s a man gotta do to get he/him-ed organically these days?
conservatives are always going on about conventional women—babes let me introduce you to a dame named Geneva
February 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
conservatives are always going on about conventional women—babes let me introduce you to a dame named Geneva
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Due to the latest EOs I’ve lost my job as the DEI hire at the lesbian polycule
February 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Due to the latest EOs I’ve lost my job as the DEI hire at the lesbian polycule
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Call me Lockheed Martin the way I’m in heat seeking a missile
February 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Call me Lockheed Martin the way I’m in heat seeking a missile