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brent fortune
@bfortch.bsky.social
los angeles native & coffee nerd
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I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
August 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I hope to see you at our No Kings Day event in studio city on June 14! Join our nationwide day of defiance to reject Trump’s tyranny and ruin his self-serving birthday parade. app.sosha.ai/s/eRTntIhN
Join me on June 14
app.sosha.ai
June 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
washed Peru geisha from Momos in korea
April 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
April 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Happy Hacks day to all those who celebrate!
April 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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When Apple Music/Spotify, Peacock, Max, Netflix & Disney+ fees all come out of your account
April 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
tough decisions
which coffee to start with today …
April 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Best #HandsOff rally sign
April 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
very spring like today
April 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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“i am going to make risotto on Top Chef”
June 5, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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March 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired!

New ride coming soon.
March 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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The Book of Genesis:
March 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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i think if you still defend dem leadership after this you should be studied in a lab to figure out what’s wrong with you. unfortunately that lab has also been defunded
March 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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The Severance love triangle I really care about
March 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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you were all so busy saving the daylight that you forgot to save yourselves
March 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Twitter is down. Tesla stock is down. A SpaceX rocket went down.

Prices are up. Inflation is up.

Maybe Elon Musk… isn’t the best at this?
March 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
$2578.00 worth of eggs
March 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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twitter users coming to bluesky now that it’s down.
March 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Anora is the film we needed.
February 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
If I'm on holiday in another country and we were at a party 10 years ago, please do not come up at breakfast to talk to me.
February 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM