Mudflap
@bgfloyd.bsky.social
I like history and memes, and if I have to eat, hotdogs. Every opinion is my own and does not represent anyone or anything else. Moreover, liking or reposting is not an endorsement.
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"Yes, Dr. Oz....how much does it cost if I want THREE testicles?"
December 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Yes, Dr. Oz....how much does it cost if I want THREE testicles?"
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You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls
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i don't think this is even a real statistical anomaly anymore. it seems like there's someone in the crowd at every mass shooting who has been through it before. this doesn't have to be our shared cultural experience.
Two survivors of Brown University attack escaped other school shootings
Mia Tretta was shot in the abdomen in 2019 at a school near LA and Zoe Weissman witnessed a Florida shooting in 2018
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i don't think this is even a real statistical anomaly anymore. it seems like there's someone in the crowd at every mass shooting who has been through it before. this doesn't have to be our shared cultural experience.
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Michael Hirschorn describes our tech bro overlords: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
December 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Michael Hirschorn describes our tech bro overlords: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
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NASA’s Chandra Finds Small Galaxies May Buck the Black Hole Trend www.nasa.gov/missions/cha...
This contrasts with the common idea that nearly every galaxy has one of these giant black holes within their cores
This contrasts with the common idea that nearly every galaxy has one of these giant black holes within their cores
December 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
NASA’s Chandra Finds Small Galaxies May Buck the Black Hole Trend www.nasa.gov/missions/cha...
This contrasts with the common idea that nearly every galaxy has one of these giant black holes within their cores
This contrasts with the common idea that nearly every galaxy has one of these giant black holes within their cores
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so if you personally pay donald trump you get a fast track to a green card
trumpcard.gov is live and the million dollar fees are all referred to as “gifts” or “contributions” to an undisclosed party lol
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
so if you personally pay donald trump you get a fast track to a green card
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I find it much easier to pass gas when I stand up. Sorry.
December 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I find it much easier to pass gas when I stand up. Sorry.
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
Chef kiss!
I get this statement!
I get this statement!
Fuck, man. I wish I'd actually had the personality to stick with cooking as a career. I spent all that money on culinary school and worked in all those kitchens just to learn that I wasn't a big enough asshole, nor did I have a bad enough coke habit to hack it as a chef.
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Chef kiss!
I get this statement!
I get this statement!
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Controversial opinion, but Spain should rebuild her mighty Armada and have one more go at England.
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Controversial opinion, but Spain should rebuild her mighty Armada and have one more go at England.
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There’s not enough fun being made of fragrance commercials.
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There’s not enough fun being made of fragrance commercials.
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Cassidy’s “yes” to confirm RFK Jr. has to be the most impactful vote by a single senator in the 21st century, right? Only other one I can recall that comes close is McCain saving the ACA.
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Cassidy’s “yes” to confirm RFK Jr. has to be the most impactful vote by a single senator in the 21st century, right? Only other one I can recall that comes close is McCain saving the ACA.
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I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
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Hey all,
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Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
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Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
I feel seen!
I'm watching All Her Fault & it's pretty hacky & mid for the most part, but it is weirdly subtle & insightful about how terrible men are. It's like they created the rest of the show just to get that stuff in.
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I feel seen!
Suck a diiiiccccck!!!!!
These young scientists, engineers and entrepreneurs are working to build a better world at every scale imaginable.
30 Under 30 Science 2026: New Discoveries From The Cosmo To The Nanoscale
These young scientists, engineers and entrepreneurs are working to build a better world at every scale imaginable.
www.forbes.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Suck a diiiiccccck!!!!!
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Thought:
Turning Point USA is funded by Visa and Mastercard — those payment processors appear on its donation page.
Visa and Mastercard are currently censoring art and media for crimes like “having cat ears.”
TPUSA is currently advocating for bullying teachers and children.
1/🧵
Turning Point USA is funded by Visa and Mastercard — those payment processors appear on its donation page.
Visa and Mastercard are currently censoring art and media for crimes like “having cat ears.”
TPUSA is currently advocating for bullying teachers and children.
1/🧵
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Thought:
Turning Point USA is funded by Visa and Mastercard — those payment processors appear on its donation page.
Visa and Mastercard are currently censoring art and media for crimes like “having cat ears.”
TPUSA is currently advocating for bullying teachers and children.
1/🧵
Turning Point USA is funded by Visa and Mastercard — those payment processors appear on its donation page.
Visa and Mastercard are currently censoring art and media for crimes like “having cat ears.”
TPUSA is currently advocating for bullying teachers and children.
1/🧵
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I want to be clear that I oppose "Franklin Becomes Turtle Soup," as I oppose the death penalty in all cases.
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I want to be clear that I oppose "Franklin Becomes Turtle Soup," as I oppose the death penalty in all cases.
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A college student complaining about a grade on a paper is not national news. Not even close. The details have minimal import outside the class itself.
Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.
Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A college student complaining about a grade on a paper is not national news. Not even close. The details have minimal import outside the class itself.
Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.
Well-funded political activists targeting profs and TAs—in this case because they're trans—with the help of elected state officials? National issue.