Bill G
billg918.bsky.social
Bill G
@billg918.bsky.social
Okie moderate septuagenarian cissexual. Batteries not included.
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Did y'all know that before the crowbar was invented, crows just drank at home 🥴🥴🤣🤣

Happy Sunday y'all
April 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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The bok stops there.
April 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Good morning and happy Saturday. Ordering 30,000 real eggs to waste rolling down the lawn of the White House on a Christian holiday, during an egg shortage, after promising to lower the price of eggs, is the peak analogy of this administration. He spits in their faces and they moisturize with it.
April 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Note to self: set the coffee cup down prior to sneezing.
January 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Embrace your inner cat. Eat. Sleep. Go out and hate it. Come back home and hate it more. Rest. Repeat.
January 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Here's some advice. Not using his name will help to avoid trolls...
January 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Friday the 13th is on Monday this month, in case you care.
January 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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This.
January 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”
January 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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My sentiments
January 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
December 31, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 12:40 PM
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I bet being told you're good at making toys does wonders for your elf esteem
December 22, 2024 at 7:22 AM
To all you folks who like Eggs Benedict, I wish you
Happy Hollandaise.
December 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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Campbell’s witty response to this homophobe makes me want to enjoy some of their delicious chicken noodle soup right now! 🍜 🏳️‍🌈
December 15, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.

Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
December 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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I tried to impress our dinner guests with a sauce made from vodka, gravy & nitrous oxide but all I've done is make myself an Absolut laughing stock.
November 30, 2024 at 12:58 PM
If you have a cat, the route you take through your house is determined by the cat, not you.
November 30, 2024 at 4:03 PM