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#WyrdWednesday 'Gnomes of the German legends laying bare the skeleton of an Ichthyosaurus'

From 'The Universe, or, The infinitely great and the infinitely little' by Félix-Archimède Pouchet, 1895

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Engraving of an underground cavern with a couple of flying bats in the air. A group of gnomes with digging tools are gathered round looking at a fossil skeleton of an ichthyosaur buried in the rock.
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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So....win?
December 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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i got 100% items and scans so i got the secret cutscene you otherwise need to buy an amiibo for. without spoilers, i can say 2006 gamefaqs fan theory thread authors are pumping their fists in vindication
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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getPizza

#getgianni
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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METROID PRIME 4 SPOILERS (kinda) : I didn't like Flare Pool, because every time I wanted to explore a branching path, Sarge said "that's not the right way". In a metroid game

It made sense narratively because you're rescuing someone. But it felt bad every time.
December 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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kittystryker.bsky.social
Shopping small is meaningful!
@Ilyndseybelle this is what 50 bucks means to a small business. $50 is nothing to a billion dollar company. start shopping small @meownikaa whoever just placed a $50+ order in my shop, thank you so much that literally just paid for half of my groceries tomorrow
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Every time Sylux uses a move from Prime Hunters
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair and pointing at something
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair and pointing at something
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December 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Photo of the day: A blue footed booby diving into the big blue. 📸

Photography by Henley Spiers.
Underwater image of a blue footed booby swimming up to the surface with a sardine in its mouth. The water is clear apart from a trail of bubbles from the blue footed booby’s dive to catch prey. Below is a large shoal of sardines.
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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a very small holo
March 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Interesting that Geoff built his evil menhir amid protected Joshua trees
December 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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My headcanon is that Samus never talks because she doesn't speak English
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Metal Gear Rising is that type of game where this batshit line gets overshadowed by so many other equally batshit lines
Screenshot from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, in which Sundowner says, "Demand for PMCs is about to skyrocket. Like the good ol' days after 9-11"
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Roommate just yelled "REINFORCED GOBLIN UMBRELLA??"
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Rabbit locomotion — Brehms Tierleben, 1914
Black and white art many overlapping drawings of a rabbit at rest and in motion demonstrating the stages of its movement and huskily influencing any number of 20th century art movements
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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grodiejodie.bsky.social
I think the battletoads should have been women
December 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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kikihime.bsky.social
the first being monday is so corny bro
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Dude this is some of the horniest shit I have ever seen, I can only imagine they got the freakiest people to work on it.

Right so anyway you can hear me in this as The Twins and also as Agares

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November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Introducing Wolvermon to my furry friends like leaving a pipebomb in their mailbox
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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one singular lie of p
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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EXCEPTIONAL NEWS!!!
Joe's Crazzy Critters • Follow I'm happy to report that Charles the alligator, received his two week checkup today, and we are all smiling!... See more [alligator smiling]
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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One of my friends was shocked Bananza Pauline is 14. I think she just might be the same species as Mario (officially Homo nintendonus) and caps out at 3 feet tall. The question is if this implies mixed ancestry and that one of the Marios got with Odyssey Pauline.
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM