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Amy
@blaahajablast.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Kirby enjoyer living in Amsterdam 🇩🇰 24 🇳🇱 Software Engineer 🇪🇺 Discord: BlaahajaBlast
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i am heavy weapons guy
and this is my guitar

she weights 150 kilograms and plays 200 decibels custom notes at ten thousands rounds per minute

it cost 400 000$ to play this guitar for 12 seconds
December 1, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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moon and stars
October 19, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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This has always been his dream
October 20, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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i need a therapist but i don't need her to like. fix anything. i just need to talk to someone twice a month and tell her all the fucked up shit i saw at work and have her say "that's fucked up but you're being so brave and beautiful about it"
March 4, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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I got weird dejavu here and I just realised it's because I've done something similar before, as part of a CTF
February 17, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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the hardest part of programming is maintaining the 5/7/5 syllable count and/or iambic pentameter
February 16, 2024 at 11:52 PM
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Instructions unclear, am now something called "incredibly" excommunicated
February 17, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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Some of you need to spend less time CUMMING in ladies and more time COMING to church!
February 17, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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rs if you're a miserable hating bitch
February 12, 2024 at 12:36 PM
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why did I think this was clark kent 😭😭😭
December 30, 2023 at 7:41 PM
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i can't express enough how important it is to your mental wellbeing to have one or more friends, ideally a small group chat, that you can go to when you need to be mean as fuck about something in an extremely petty unfair hater-ass way. you HAVE to have a safe place to be a bitch or you'll go insane
February 12, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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Taylor Swift casually introducing Paul McCartney to her boyfriend’s dad.
February 12, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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my apologies to anyone who followed me before realizing i'm a real hater bitch, but unfortunately I AM tired of being nice and I DO want to go apeshit
February 11, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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No more modern nonsense, return to to tradition
February 11, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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Look I’m just glad that for one day conservatives have to pretend San Francisco is the heartland and Missouri is godless liberal sodom
February 11, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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i only fuck queer people so whatever makes my dick hard is a faggot, woman
February 11, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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Lol

🧪🦊🦑🐙
February 11, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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have a mason jar with candle wax stuck in the bottom? try putting it in the freezer for two years forgetting it's there and then when it eventually falls out and smashes everywhere you can throw both the broken glass and the wax in the trash. follow me for more homemaking tips
February 9, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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I'm so sorry that god made me a perfect girl
February 10, 2024 at 8:06 AM
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February 10, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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February 9, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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for a brief time we had a repository of common information at hand, a way to dig media out of storehouses and cross-reference data from different sources. but today, google is a website that lies to you about dogs
February 8, 2024 at 11:46 PM