Blachiderm
@blachiderm.bsky.social
In Houston yeeing my last haw. Jazz ain’t dead. Reading and vibing. We used to have a proper internet. Last one alive - lock the door.
Missed the bus
February 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Missed the bus
Umm, if not coon then why coon-shaped?
February 13, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Umm, if not coon then why coon-shaped?
Who is in this dude circle? Someone has to either be shielding his ego from the fact that nobody fucks with him, or he is just taking his turn on the grift-go-round
Stephen A. Smith told CBS News’ Robert Costa he is eying a presidential run and wants to be a part of the Democratic debates.
ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith ‘Moving Closer’ Toward Presidential Bid As Democratic Candidate
Stephen A. Smith told CBS News’ Robert Costa he is eying a presidential run and wants to be a part of the Democratic debates.
www.forbes.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Who is in this dude circle? Someone has to either be shielding his ego from the fact that nobody fucks with him, or he is just taking his turn on the grift-go-round
Am I tripping? Why does Apple Music have new Big Moe (rip 2007) albums that sound like Kirkland post Malone? This shit seems nefarious.
February 13, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Am I tripping? Why does Apple Music have new Big Moe (rip 2007) albums that sound like Kirkland post Malone? This shit seems nefarious.
Playing it until you’re sick of it then rediscovering it 8 months later and the cycle begins anew.
I gotta get out of the habit of listening to the one song I discover an artist with and playing it till I'm sick of it
February 13, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Playing it until you’re sick of it then rediscovering it 8 months later and the cycle begins anew.
Gastroenterologist’s student debt about to be a thing of the past.
February 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Gastroenterologist’s student debt about to be a thing of the past.
Been there, done that and all I got was these lousy scars.
Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet
Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet
Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods
on.nbc10.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Been there, done that and all I got was these lousy scars.
Me perusing the employee handbook and seeing that drinks can be expensed on work trips. I been here for years.
February 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Me perusing the employee handbook and seeing that drinks can be expensed on work trips. I been here for years.
Oh yea they forgot to mention that sight is a luxury item
what the hell do you mean the health insurance doesn't cover the full cost of the glasses?!
February 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Oh yea they forgot to mention that sight is a luxury item
Age verification?
Bring it back you cowards
Bring it back you cowards
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Age verification?
Bring it back you cowards
Bring it back you cowards
The soldering irons yearn for RadioShack…
What brick and mortars do you guys miss?
February 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The soldering irons yearn for RadioShack…
This marks year 6 of me lying and saying I’m allergic so niggas don’t spray me with the Boozer special.
I told the barber I was turning 46 today and he quickly said "I got you" and IMMEDIATELY sprayed that black shit on my corner. I had to let him finish. Now I got a jet black hairline and a brown and Grey beard.
February 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
This marks year 6 of me lying and saying I’m allergic so niggas don’t spray me with the Boozer special.
Like the amount of times I’ve told the waiter “thanks, you too” after they tell me to enjoy my meal
Why are men so self conscious about their height? There are so many more important flaws to be self conscious about for example the lack of intelligence.
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Like the amount of times I’ve told the waiter “thanks, you too” after they tell me to enjoy my meal
Ya know it’s kinda weird, the whole lack of original ideas and reheating old shit for manufactured outrage. Even yall new shit wack.
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction.
House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: 'Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction'
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction."During a Tuesday interview on Real America's Voice, Alford told the hosts that he and other House Repu...
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Ya know it’s kinda weird, the whole lack of original ideas and reheating old shit for manufactured outrage. Even yall new shit wack.
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the actual Republican parents who support the politicians pushing for this think the effort and money they spent parenting are wasted if their kids turn out different from them.
You eliminate that possibility by eliminating the public existence of other kinds of people.
You eliminate that possibility by eliminating the public existence of other kinds of people.
This might be a hot take, but if parents are so concerned about what their kids see online, then they should actually do some damn parenting themselves instead of campaigning for governments to make things worse for everyone.
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 AM
the actual Republican parents who support the politicians pushing for this think the effort and money they spent parenting are wasted if their kids turn out different from them.
You eliminate that possibility by eliminating the public existence of other kinds of people.
You eliminate that possibility by eliminating the public existence of other kinds of people.
Still disappointed Seattle didn’t force a safety last night, score could’ve been comprised of primes AND a palindrome.
February 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Still disappointed Seattle didn’t force a safety last night, score could’ve been comprised of primes AND a palindrome.
Me watching the neighbors sprint outside with trash cans cuz the truck came early this morning
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Me watching the neighbors sprint outside with trash cans cuz the truck came early this morning
Oh no what have I done
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Oh no what have I done
Ok no more scores, superbowl prime locked in.
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Ok no more scores, superbowl prime locked in.
A serious convo needs to be had about skipping being a superior form of locomotion
February 6, 2026 at 5:35 PM
A serious convo needs to be had about skipping being a superior form of locomotion
That’s because they aren’t shocked at the content. Just upset that there isn’t an easy defense at hand to diffuse and maintain status quo.
The only folks that will truely be shocked by that imagery are the white folks who have just now discovered what this country is…they been referring to the Obamas as monkeys for going on 15 years now. That’s what they do when they have nothing else.
February 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
That’s because they aren’t shocked at the content. Just upset that there isn’t an easy defense at hand to diffuse and maintain status quo.
I been rocking the tinfoil fitted on this one. Either go in person or don’t go at all, but if you have it delivered that bowl gonna be a lil light
The guy at chipotle just told me they put less food in the online orders.
a woman with a nose ring and a black jacket
ALT: a woman with a nose ring and a black jacket
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I been rocking the tinfoil fitted on this one. Either go in person or don’t go at all, but if you have it delivered that bowl gonna be a lil light
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Omri
Omri
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Yancy
Yancy
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Isaias (Isaiah en Español)
Isaias (Isaiah en Español)
February 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Omri
Omri
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This is part of why I can’t stand the “oh men”
No because Maxwell, because the moms of these girls, because the “concerned mentors”
White women made a historical cultural position of “in group out group moderators” and then offer teh out group up to the wolves while playing dumb
No because Maxwell, because the moms of these girls, because the “concerned mentors”
White women made a historical cultural position of “in group out group moderators” and then offer teh out group up to the wolves while playing dumb
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 PM
This is part of why I can’t stand the “oh men”
No because Maxwell, because the moms of these girls, because the “concerned mentors”
White women made a historical cultural position of “in group out group moderators” and then offer teh out group up to the wolves while playing dumb
No because Maxwell, because the moms of these girls, because the “concerned mentors”
White women made a historical cultural position of “in group out group moderators” and then offer teh out group up to the wolves while playing dumb