alex ☃️
@blahajparty.pds.witchcraft.systems
angel without wings :: she/her
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hello chat its me sintel from blender open movie project durian at durian.blender.org (real (not fake))
wtf do u mean dmesg: read kernel buffer failed: Operation not permitted im literally wheel
January 24, 2026 at 1:21 AM
wtf do u mean dmesg: read kernel buffer failed: Operation not permitted im literally wheel
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"bluesky is nothing but wokescold leftist politics" idk man my timeline is all my beloved mutuals and artists who draw anime characters with huge breasts, maybe you should try following other people
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 PM
"bluesky is nothing but wokescold leftist politics" idk man my timeline is all my beloved mutuals and artists who draw anime characters with huge breasts, maybe you should try following other people
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one more locking in ought to do it
January 23, 2026 at 9:05 PM
one more locking in ought to do it
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look on my works, ye mighty, and crash out
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 AM
look on my works, ye mighty, and crash out
epic rap battles of history: sales guy vs web dude
January 22, 2026 at 6:34 PM
epic rap battles of history: sales guy vs web dude
hi its me the energy star!!! you may know me from popular items such as:
- refrigerator
- television
- computer
- door
- refrigerator
- television
- computer
- door
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 AM
hi its me the energy star!!! you may know me from popular items such as:
- refrigerator
- television
- computer
- door
- refrigerator
- television
- computer
- door
cope. what a concept…
January 21, 2026 at 11:17 PM
cope. what a concept…
what happened in january financially can never happen again
← the more she buys the more she saves
January 21, 2026 at 11:18 AM
what happened in january financially can never happen again
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sucker born every minute actually statistical error; georg bagholder who falls for 174992 crypto scams a day is an outlier and should not be counted
January 21, 2026 at 12:39 AM
sucker born every minute actually statistical error; georg bagholder who falls for 174992 crypto scams a day is an outlier and should not be counted
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This is PGE. Your bill for one trillion dollars is due on 01/01/1970. To pay your bill online, good luck
January 20, 2026 at 8:14 PM
This is PGE. Your bill for one trillion dollars is due on 01/01/1970. To pay your bill online, good luck
hello chat its me sintel from blender open movie project durian at durian.blender.org (real (not fake))
January 21, 2026 at 12:57 AM
hello chat its me sintel from blender open movie project durian at durian.blender.org (real (not fake))
← the more she buys the more she saves
January 20, 2026 at 11:27 PM
← the more she buys the more she saves
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undiagnosed cause mom said no
January 20, 2026 at 9:18 PM
undiagnosed cause mom said no
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operation wait around for my mother to feed me
January 20, 2026 at 9:20 PM
operation wait around for my mother to feed me
body type that makes you ontologically evil (real (confirmed (the internet says so)))
January 20, 2026 at 9:50 AM
body type that makes you ontologically evil (real (confirmed (the internet says so)))
the wikipedia app has this reoccurring bug and it's really funny sometimes
January 20, 2026 at 6:38 AM
the wikipedia app has this reoccurring bug and it's really funny sometimes
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(calling 911) so i already brushed my teeth but i want a little snack should i do it
January 20, 2026 at 3:51 AM
(calling 911) so i already brushed my teeth but i want a little snack should i do it
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Guys tomorrow 8am eastern we all sell our stocks & then kill our selves
January 19, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Guys tomorrow 8am eastern we all sell our stocks & then kill our selves
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i sound like a goose when i laugh unfortunately
January 19, 2026 at 8:52 PM
i sound like a goose when i laugh unfortunately
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I want a completely sex-free movie that shows full penetration during the credits.
My equivalent argument to “there shouldn’t be sex scenes in movies” is “there shouldn’t be scenes during the end credits” - the one in SINNERS was the first good one I’ve seen in many years
January 19, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I want a completely sex-free movie that shows full penetration during the credits.
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I’m not that worried about the economy because all my money is FDIC insured
January 19, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I’m not that worried about the economy because all my money is FDIC insured
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do not joke about the Bone Temple it is a place of worship
January 19, 2026 at 8:11 PM
do not joke about the Bone Temple it is a place of worship
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ahh a nice night out at the movies. now time to check my phone and see what our mad pedophile king and his evil scheming viziers are up to
January 19, 2026 at 6:47 AM
ahh a nice night out at the movies. now time to check my phone and see what our mad pedophile king and his evil scheming viziers are up to