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alex
@blahajparty.pds.witchcraft.systems
· Jun 25
I'd never given much thought to how I would die. But dying in the place of shareholder value seems like a good way to go...
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my back hurts and nobody wants to have sex with me. and im cold
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 AM
my back hurts and nobody wants to have sex with me. and im cold
if you ask someone if theyre a cop and they are theyre legally required to lie to you and say no
December 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
if you ask someone if theyre a cop and they are theyre legally required to lie to you and say no
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You’re absolutely right! My crashout was in no way justified. Those civilians deserved to live—and I should’ve exercised better judgement. Are there any more homework questions you need help with?
December 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
You’re absolutely right! My crashout was in no way justified. Those civilians deserved to live—and I should’ve exercised better judgement. Are there any more homework questions you need help with?
i don't concern myself with the lion so
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i don't concern myself with the lion so
btw when i wear a hoodie it's not a "dysphoria hoodie". "aw but sweetie that's dysphoria talking" no it isn't i'm wearing a hoodie because it's warm and cozy and i like it and women can wear hoodies actually and it's normal so why can't you be
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
btw when i wear a hoodie it's not a "dysphoria hoodie". "aw but sweetie that's dysphoria talking" no it isn't i'm wearing a hoodie because it's warm and cozy and i like it and women can wear hoodies actually and it's normal so why can't you be
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just fell out of orbit. please send me back so i can continue beeping incessantly at the other satellites
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
just fell out of orbit. please send me back so i can continue beeping incessantly at the other satellites
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yes i always wanted my computer to be larger just for it to have a pocket to store my calipers
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
yes i always wanted my computer to be larger just for it to have a pocket to store my calipers
look how big the esc key is… a computer that makes it easier than ever to be normal… its beautiful…
oh my god it screams computer
This looks dope caligra.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
look how big the esc key is… a computer that makes it easier than ever to be normal… its beautiful…
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texting my mom: hey diva
texting my boss: hey diva
texting my estranged son who hasn't spoken to me in 9 years: hey diva
texting my boss: hey diva
texting my estranged son who hasn't spoken to me in 9 years: hey diva
December 7, 2025 at 7:41 AM
texting my mom: hey diva
texting my boss: hey diva
texting my estranged son who hasn't spoken to me in 9 years: hey diva
texting my boss: hey diva
texting my estranged son who hasn't spoken to me in 9 years: hey diva
miss dmx universe 2025
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
miss dmx universe 2025
me: i think i could be a trash collector but seeing all of the trash would probably make me sad :(
@trapdoorspider.bsky.social: if i was a trash collector and i didnt see a dead body within a week id quit
@trapdoorspider.bsky.social: if i was a trash collector and i didnt see a dead body within a week id quit
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
me: i think i could be a trash collector but seeing all of the trash would probably make me sad :(
@trapdoorspider.bsky.social: if i was a trash collector and i didnt see a dead body within a week id quit
@trapdoorspider.bsky.social: if i was a trash collector and i didnt see a dead body within a week id quit
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the tyranny of the hedgehog equation
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
the tyranny of the hedgehog equation
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My son he watch movie on phone
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My son he watch movie on phone
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I dont watch anime cause Im afraid itll ruin the mystique of amvs
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I dont watch anime cause Im afraid itll ruin the mystique of amvs
baddest bitch around btw
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
baddest bitch around btw
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people aren't being empowered to create, they're forgetting that anyone ever had the power to create. it's truly sickening
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
people aren't being empowered to create, they're forgetting that anyone ever had the power to create. it's truly sickening
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im so glad i purchased my new child roombert
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
im so glad i purchased my new child roombert
the hard drive in my computer when i mount /dev/sda1
begins spinning very fast
December 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
the hard drive in my computer when i mount /dev/sda1
my phone unfolds like a book so i can read books on it and when im done i can snap it shut conspicuously. it cost 10 trillion dollars and everyone in the vicinity wants to fuck me
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
my phone unfolds like a book so i can read books on it and when im done i can snap it shut conspicuously. it cost 10 trillion dollars and everyone in the vicinity wants to fuck me
changing my pfp to the copilot logo. get with the times its the future its a paradigm shift
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
changing my pfp to the copilot logo. get with the times its the future its a paradigm shift
a sound was played on the puone
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
a sound was played on the puone