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The opinions expressed and interactions are my own and not necessarily those of my employer or other organizations of which I am a part.
There is a reason the wood paneled station wagon hasn't come back from the 70s and it's not because of fuel costs. Even mini-van drivers have a modicum of self-respect.
This guy wants to live in a black-and-white movie, with everyone dressed in suits and dresses and hats and gloves and driving big cars with fins. I get it. That was cool. But he’s changing policy.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
There is a reason the wood paneled station wagon hasn't come back from the 70s and it's not because of fuel costs. Even mini-van drivers have a modicum of self-respect.
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Heckling Socrates
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December 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Heckling Socrates
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Tell me your 2025 mental state without telling me...
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Tell me your 2025 mental state without telling me...
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If I could craft a witchcraft golem out of clay specifically designed to suck energy and enthusiasm out the party I'm not sure I be more effective
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
If I could craft a witchcraft golem out of clay specifically designed to suck energy and enthusiasm out the party I'm not sure I be more effective
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
Today I ran an answer from one AI through another AI. “Here is the simplified and corrected explanation “.
Maybe we can cause an AI war and have them destroy each other before they learn about MAD.
Maybe we can cause an AI war and have them destroy each other before they learn about MAD.
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Today I ran an answer from one AI through another AI. “Here is the simplified and corrected explanation “.
Maybe we can cause an AI war and have them destroy each other before they learn about MAD.
Maybe we can cause an AI war and have them destroy each other before they learn about MAD.
Me, on scrum: Um. I have a blocker
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Me, on scrum: Um. I have a blocker
Oliver defends the house from the dreaded ceramic redbird
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Oliver defends the house from the dreaded ceramic redbird
How about a little puppy energy to start the morning. Oliver is not a big fan of the Christmas decorations being put out
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 PM
How about a little puppy energy to start the morning. Oliver is not a big fan of the Christmas decorations being put out
Shoveling snow not giving you any exercise time on the Apple Watch has to be the biggest swindle in history
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Shoveling snow not giving you any exercise time on the Apple Watch has to be the biggest swindle in history
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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when david hulse came to the plate and chose violence
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
when david hulse came to the plate and chose violence
In this administration when a woman is speaking:
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
In this administration when a woman is speaking:
You’d think someone 2nd in line to the presidency would have a better handle on current events.
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You’d think someone 2nd in line to the presidency would have a better handle on current events.
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Come on, Middle Tennessee. Let's do this thing.
VOTE FOR THE CANDIDATE THAT WILL WORK TO EARN YOUR VOTE
Tomorrow is election day, TN-7, and I'm humbly asking for your vote. I promise to be accessible and only beholden to the voters of the district, never donors or special interests. Polls open at 7 AM & close at 7 PM. Let's go out and win this!
Tomorrow is election day, TN-7, and I'm humbly asking for your vote. I promise to be accessible and only beholden to the voters of the district, never donors or special interests. Polls open at 7 AM & close at 7 PM. Let's go out and win this!
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Come on, Middle Tennessee. Let's do this thing.
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Me on the first customer call after a long holiday weekend:
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Me on the first customer call after a long holiday weekend:
Watching the Steelers and I can’t help but wonder when baseball starts.
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Watching the Steelers and I can’t help but wonder when baseball starts.
We’re gonna start shooting down commercial airplanes, aren’t we?
Markwayne Mullin: "President Trump has tried to do this through closing down international water. They continue to ship drugs. Now they're starting to fly them into the US through tail numbers that are being disguised as commercial flights or private flights."
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
We’re gonna start shooting down commercial airplanes, aren’t we?
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Trump approval in new Gallup poll sets new low of 36%. and among GOP it is new low of 84% which signals loss of enthusiasm for next years elections. Trump approval among independents is a new low at dismal rating of 29%.
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Trump approval in new Gallup poll sets new low of 36%. and among GOP it is new low of 84% which signals loss of enthusiasm for next years elections. Trump approval among independents is a new low at dismal rating of 29%.
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Getting support from other ACC band alumni friends today apparently
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Getting support from other ACC band alumni friends today apparently