Agatha Snarkness
@rockcandy87.bsky.social
Pitt/Pitt Band alumna. Veep of the Pitt Band Alumni Council. Mother of cats. Pens fan. Ghoulette. Fueled by metal and marching band. Occasionally funny, always hailing. [she/her] #PittBS #H2P #PutPittIn #SauceGang
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Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it
February 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it
Not able to catch AKOTSK tonight but I know what’s happening in this next episode and tbh I’m not ready to deal with it yet.
When I get back tomorrow I’ll put myself through the wringer.
When I get back tomorrow I’ll put myself through the wringer.
February 16, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Not able to catch AKOTSK tonight but I know what’s happening in this next episode and tbh I’m not ready to deal with it yet.
When I get back tomorrow I’ll put myself through the wringer.
When I get back tomorrow I’ll put myself through the wringer.
Need to be vulnerable for a second
I started choking up signing happy birthday to my mom because it’s hitting me that she’s 60 when it’s always just felt like age didn’t apply to her. She’s obviously in good health but I think this is the first time in a while that it made me feel things.
I started choking up signing happy birthday to my mom because it’s hitting me that she’s 60 when it’s always just felt like age didn’t apply to her. She’s obviously in good health but I think this is the first time in a while that it made me feel things.
February 16, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Need to be vulnerable for a second
I started choking up signing happy birthday to my mom because it’s hitting me that she’s 60 when it’s always just felt like age didn’t apply to her. She’s obviously in good health but I think this is the first time in a while that it made me feel things.
I started choking up signing happy birthday to my mom because it’s hitting me that she’s 60 when it’s always just felt like age didn’t apply to her. She’s obviously in good health but I think this is the first time in a while that it made me feel things.
Ringing in the big 6-0 a day early.
I did however tell her she looks like she’s blessing the Eucharist
I did however tell her she looks like she’s blessing the Eucharist
February 16, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Ringing in the big 6-0 a day early.
I did however tell her she looks like she’s blessing the Eucharist
I did however tell her she looks like she’s blessing the Eucharist
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a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
The judges are scoring the US snowboarders very low…
February 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
The judges are scoring the US snowboarders very low…
She was remorseful but hid her assets? This is a joke. She should be under the jail.
The woman prosecutors said killed a family of four after ramming into a bus stop with her car in San Francisco’s West Portal neighborhood will avoid jail time after changing her plea in court.
S.F. driver accused of killing family of 4 in West Portal crash likely to avoid prison time
The woman prosecutors said killed a family of four after ramming into a bus stop with her car in San Francisco’s West Portal neighborhood will avoid jail time after changing her plea in court.
bit.ly
February 15, 2026 at 10:59 PM
She was remorseful but hid her assets? This is a joke. She should be under the jail.
Is anyone else’s screen for USA/GER mucked up? Like it looks cloudy?
February 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Is anyone else’s screen for USA/GER mucked up? Like it looks cloudy?
Me shopping for perfume and testing all of the warm/spicy scents: “oooh this is sexy what’s this?”
*looks at name/bottle/price*
Valentino Born in Roma Donna. $170.
Why.
*looks at name/bottle/price*
Valentino Born in Roma Donna. $170.
Why.
February 15, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Me shopping for perfume and testing all of the warm/spicy scents: “oooh this is sexy what’s this?”
*looks at name/bottle/price*
Valentino Born in Roma Donna. $170.
Why.
*looks at name/bottle/price*
Valentino Born in Roma Donna. $170.
Why.
I just need the Special K to do its big one at this point.
Dude is sentient raw crescent roll dough
Dude is sentient raw crescent roll dough
My English-Scots-Irish ancestors didn't die for multiculturalism; they killed for it. Killed Confederates who said shit exactly like this.
February 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I just need the Special K to do its big one at this point.
Dude is sentient raw crescent roll dough
Dude is sentient raw crescent roll dough
Man I am going to be insufferable when it’s time for fish sammiches.
I miss Fuel’s Moby Dick fish sandwich. Still angry about that.
I miss Fuel’s Moby Dick fish sandwich. Still angry about that.
February 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Man I am going to be insufferable when it’s time for fish sammiches.
I miss Fuel’s Moby Dick fish sandwich. Still angry about that.
I miss Fuel’s Moby Dick fish sandwich. Still angry about that.
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Sidney Crosby and Nathan McKinnon walking around the Olympic village.
February 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Sidney Crosby and Nathan McKinnon walking around the Olympic village.
Please stop showing Jake Paul.
February 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Please stop showing Jake Paul.
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The demonstration, which took place along two blocks of Pittsburgh Street, was prompted by the detention of Cordova Flores, an immigrant from Peru who was taken into custody after a traffic stop on Feb. 10.
Springdale demonstrators plead for detained immigrant Cordova Flores, as confrontation ensues
The demonstration was prompted by the detention of Randy Cordova Flores, an immigrant from Peru who was taken into custody after a traffic stop on Feb. 10.
www.wesa.fm
February 15, 2026 at 1:17 PM
The demonstration, which took place along two blocks of Pittsburgh Street, was prompted by the detention of Cordova Flores, an immigrant from Peru who was taken into custody after a traffic stop on Feb. 10.
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there should be an oscar for bluesky story arc and @notalawyer.bsky.social should win
February 15, 2026 at 6:57 AM
there should be an oscar for bluesky story arc and @notalawyer.bsky.social should win
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Holy shit. Tubi with the elbow drop from the top rope.
This is how we rebuild Saturday Mornings for the next generations.
This is how we rebuild Saturday Mornings for the next generations.
In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
February 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Holy shit. Tubi with the elbow drop from the top rope.
This is how we rebuild Saturday Mornings for the next generations.
This is how we rebuild Saturday Mornings for the next generations.
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
Just doing my what she does
February 15, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Just doing my what she does
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ICE has completely broken our social contract.
They manipulate social trust and are creating lasting damage to our most basic social foundations
They manipulate social trust and are creating lasting damage to our most basic social foundations
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
ICE has completely broken our social contract.
They manipulate social trust and are creating lasting damage to our most basic social foundations
They manipulate social trust and are creating lasting damage to our most basic social foundations
February 15, 2026 at 12:22 AM