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Agatha Snarkness
@rockcandy87.bsky.social
Pitt/Pitt Band alumna. Veep of the Pitt Band Alumni Council. Mother of cats. Pens fan. Ghoulette. Fueled by metal and marching band. Occasionally funny, always hailing. [she/her] #PittBS #H2P #PutPittIn #SauceGang
I found my Buddy Christ statue. Day is made.
February 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
If there is any incentive for me to lose weight it’s that because I want to wear it
February 14, 2026 at 3:35 PM
TJ: “Happy VD. I’m going with crabs, how about you?”

Who says romance is dead 💀
February 14, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Sitting with a pile if my dad’s shirts. Didn’t know we still had these.
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Oooh things are getting zesty between Sweden and Slovakia
February 14, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Not sure if Sweden or Michigan hockey
February 14, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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Choose your fighter
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Hello
February 14, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Bootstraps, tortilla, piece of broccoli and such.
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 12:54 PM
February 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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We continue to track all 4th places finishes at the Winter Olympics in our Aluminum Medal table!

We’ve got a log jam in first with six countries having four 4th place finishes.
February 14, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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Johnstown!
February 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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got you (it’s longer but who cares you’re here to see caleb go apeshit)
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Fork found in kitchen
And look who is involved: Tom Wilson
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I walk away from my laptop and come back to see a Swiss player on the ice
February 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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man these would go so hard if the dodgers organization hadn't been completely silent as ICE terrorized our city
oh hell yes

(Mexican and Japanese heritage night jerseys for the Dodgers)
February 13, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Anyway go Team Canada Men’s Hockey and Team USA Women’s Hockey
February 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Mikhail Shaidorov after coming out of nowhere to win the men’s singles gold:
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
He’s the absolute GOAT. I also miss him calling the skates.
February 13, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I feel the same way when they zoom in on the losing teams for other championships. I’m just like ahhhh stop focusing on them 😩
February 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Scotty Hamilton I love you always. He was my Grammy’s favorite.
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
They literally asked him 5 different ways “so you caved to the pressure and choked the way the podium, what’s going through your mind right now?” lmao
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
NBC focusing in on Ilia’s face and grilling him immediately is so awkward
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Kinda stoked for the kid from Kazakhstan though
February 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Not doing the full jumps but to fall twice. Just oof.
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM