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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 8h

Danica "One Win" Patrick?! Ok.

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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 9h

The only thing that would've made this perfect is if he'd need the post calling JD a weirdo.

Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov · 13h

Someone like JD Vance, who has been on the receiving end of a lot of insinuations, should know to couch his language more carefully.

Anyways, I’ll be here, ready to make a deal to save Americans’ health care and reopen the federal government that Republicans shut down.

A headline from the New York Post reads: “JD Vance calls Chuck Schumer ‘one of the most famous Palestinians’”

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UnseenUnibondsdog 🇺🇦🇮🇱🐝🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💙 @magratgarlick.bsky.social · 9h

I love Chuck Schumer! 🤣💙

Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov · 13h

Someone like JD Vance, who has been on the receiving end of a lot of insinuations, should know to couch his language more carefully.

Anyways, I’ll be here, ready to make a deal to save Americans’ health care and reopen the federal government that Republicans shut down.

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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 9h

Wait...I thought...isn't he the one that said...now, hol' on one damn minute!!

Tony Moonbeam II @moonbeamii.bsky.social · 16h

Bernie is a disgusting hypocrite part 2883

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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 9h

"Couch". 😏

shrek is smiling and looking at the camera in a close up of his face .

Alt: shrek is smiling and looking at the camera in a close up of his face .

media.tenor.com

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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 9h

Descendants of the WW2 Ratlines.

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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 9h

Let’s pull this thing over the line CA Democrats 😤💪🏾

Vote #YesOnProp50

#YesOn50

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Nicole Snark @nicokow.bsky.social · 10h

Welfare Queen!

Siobhan Ni Siothlan @galwegian8.bsky.social · 10h

www.muskexposed.com/post/elon-mu...

Elon Musk’s DOGE Burned Through $21.7 Billion in Taxpayer Cash

Elon Musk promised to slash government waste. Instead, his pet project torched over $21.7 billion in taxpayer money. That’s the conclusion of a blistering new report from the Senate Permanent Subcomm...

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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 10h

They burned through almost $22 Billion in about 4-5 months? That dude is trash.

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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 10h

👀!! Leave me a slice on the porch, please!!😀 I'm on the way!!

a car with a license plate that starts with the letter a

ALT: a car with a license plate that starts with the letter a

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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 11h

Got mad at folks who couldn't be more concerned about something going on halfway around the world when many saw all hell was about to bust wide open here. We had 2 candidates for President predict chapter & verse what was going to happen & were ignored.
I ain't telling you nothing you don't know.

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Sailor Michael @sailormichael.bsky.social · 11h

You sat your lazy ass out and have the audacity to open your mouth now after people damn near begged you to vote. Just wild shit

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Maudi63 @maudi63.bsky.social · 11h

🙄 Because I know most of you won’t read the long post I typically share on the subject, which is actually attached to that post if you bothered to click on it. 👇 We are in this position because VOTERS put is in the minority in all of government. See next post for a solution. bsky.app/profile/maud...

Maudi63 @maudi63.bsky.social · Mar 26

A reminder for those unaware, Congressional committees, now totally controlled by republicans, conduct investigations and call hearings with the benefit of witnesses, subpoenas, etc. 👇 More info 👇

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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 13h

LISSEN!!! 😍😍

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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 14h

Wait! Is this?! How have I never seen this pic before?!!!

Air-rum @aarum.bsky.social · 19h

YALL passed on this BADDIE for PRESIDENT 😫 #IhateYall

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Ralf W @raflw.bsky.social · 18h

I sure hope this is just Thune & Barrasso making mouth noises to try to shift the narrative.

Because there's not a chance in hell that any "Pay you next week for hamburgers today" deal-i-o between Thune and Schumer would work.

The GOP rug pull would be INSTANT once a funding bill passes.

J. Wellington Wimpy from the comic strip Popeye, who was always broke and making ridiculous promises to pay later for something enjoyed now.

A fool's bet, in other words.

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Horatio Flamethrower🪷🇺🇸🇳🇬🇮🇪 @blindmellojelly.bsky.social · 14h

Uh-uh! Nah, Playa. Do we look like "Boo-Boo The Fool to you"?

CBS News @cbsnews.com · 16h

NEW: Senate Majority Leader John Thune suggested Republicans are open to giving Democrats a separate vote on extending Affordable Care Act subsidies, but reiterated that the government needs to be reopened first.