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lauren hughes (taylor’s version)
@blondewonk.com
it's me. hi. i'm the problem, it's me.

mother of dogs. gryffindor. gamer. swiftie. lover of books, TLOU, the mcu, & the Oxford comma.
🏟️ 8/30 MLB Parks
⚾️ #Cubs + #Rays
🏈 #Bengals + #Dolphins
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our cat died a few months ago, and the strangest thing about dealing with death is that it doesn’t even feel like our cat stopped existing but more like it still exists in the part of spacetime that’s unreachable, like on a light cone diagram
June 27, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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fly the flag, sing the song, etc.

good job, cubs!
June 27, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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He was a skeeter boy she said reskeet you later boy
July 25, 2023 at 8:51 PM
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Ocean art of mine
July 2, 2023 at 4:39 PM
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Finding all your old Twitter follows here is very fun, like it's Final Fantasy 6 and you have to go around getting your friends back together because the old world got destroyed by a sociopath with bad jokes
April 28, 2023 at 5:32 PM
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Are these actually called skeets
June 23, 2023 at 5:12 AM
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One sinking sub is called The Titan, what do you call a fleet of sinking subs?

Reddit.
June 23, 2023 at 1:05 AM
i had a dentist appointment this morning at 7a.

i didn’t fall asleep until after 3a.

i am running on 3 hours of sleep, a Red Bull, and the Hamilton soundtrack.
June 21, 2023 at 2:55 PM
does this mean i can sit with the cool kids now?
June 20, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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Every day, one person is really wrong about something on BlueSky, and everyone else quote skeets that person about how wrong that person was. It's called getting skeetucated.
June 16, 2023 at 2:11 AM
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I'm just a guy, standing in front of an abyss, screaming.
June 16, 2023 at 2:21 AM
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Explain your political ideology in a single photo:
June 15, 2023 at 4:14 PM
i just wanted you to know, that this is me trying.
June 14, 2023 at 2:05 AM
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Saying "you had a good life" and trying to close someone's eyes like a corpse when I'm tired of listening to them
June 13, 2023 at 1:24 PM
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logging on
June 13, 2023 at 2:12 PM
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Saying 'life sucks' when things go wrong:
- self deprecating
- depressing
- makes you sad

Saying 'Gladis the orca wouldn't want this for me':
- motivating
- makes you think about Gladis the orca
- reminds you that Gladis the orca cares for you
June 10, 2023 at 4:39 PM
hands dow the best kind of high is when music just *hits* different 🤘🎶🎧🧑🏻‍🎤
June 7, 2023 at 7:37 PM
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June 7, 2023 at 5:14 PM
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Trying to find mutuals from other platforms on here like
June 7, 2023 at 1:10 PM
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When the problem asks you what the problem is
June 7, 2023 at 3:41 PM