Jester
@bloodbornejes.bsky.social
They say laughter is the best medicine, that's why 4 out of 5 doctors recommend me (the last one is a prick)
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Imma start interacting with all my faves while everyone's account is still small to see if we can be mutual, wish me luck
November 26, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Imma start interacting with all my faves while everyone's account is still small to see if we can be mutual, wish me luck
November 22, 2024 at 2:50 AM
November 22, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I promise I'm actually gonna talk about bloodborne on here, it's just hard to focus on things you like when - at least on Twitter - all you see is a reminder that Things Are Real Bad™️
November 20, 2024 at 7:52 AM
I promise I'm actually gonna talk about bloodborne on here, it's just hard to focus on things you like when - at least on Twitter - all you see is a reminder that Things Are Real Bad™️
It kinda rules that losers like end wokeness are just straight up not allowed on this app
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 AM
It kinda rules that losers like end wokeness are just straight up not allowed on this app
HIDEO KOJIMA ON BLUESKY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
November 14, 2024 at 4:23 PM
HIDEO KOJIMA ON BLUESKY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
Donald Trump appoints Hiram Burrows as Secretary of State
November 14, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Donald Trump appoints Hiram Burrows as Secretary of State
Bluesky still feels too quiet but it's a welcome change of pace from Twitter
November 14, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Bluesky still feels too quiet but it's a welcome change of pace from Twitter
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If someone asks you to hang out but you don't want to go, the best way to decline is by telling them you are busy and the worst way to decline is by writing "NO" in honey on their car so that it attracts bears
October 27, 2024 at 4:38 PM
If someone asks you to hang out but you don't want to go, the best way to decline is by telling them you are busy and the worst way to decline is by writing "NO" in honey on their car so that it attracts bears
So I guess Twitter is officially shitting itself to death, let's see what blue sky is up to
October 17, 2024 at 3:04 PM
So I guess Twitter is officially shitting itself to death, let's see what blue sky is up to
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and since musk is apparently censoring people even though he claimed to be a free speech absolutist… FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE 🇵🇸 🍉
November 18, 2023 at 3:29 PM
and since musk is apparently censoring people even though he claimed to be a free speech absolutist… FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE 🇵🇸 🍉
Like 2 weeks ago I had a dream where Ron DeSantis tried throw me off a boat mafia-exexution-style in the Bolivian Salt Flats and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since
October 18, 2023 at 1:11 PM
Like 2 weeks ago I had a dream where Ron DeSantis tried throw me off a boat mafia-exexution-style in the Bolivian Salt Flats and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since
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remember the mannequin challenge lmfaoooo you'd be at the most random fucking event and they'd be like "hey we're all gonna stand perfectly still for a few minutes"
October 1, 2023 at 1:28 AM
remember the mannequin challenge lmfaoooo you'd be at the most random fucking event and they'd be like "hey we're all gonna stand perfectly still for a few minutes"
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the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing everyone that its normal to eat a footlong sandwich
September 7, 2023 at 11:18 PM
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing everyone that its normal to eat a footlong sandwich
I keep seeing posts about getting phone calls when you're trying to nut and it has never happened to me, why are yall getting so many phone calls
September 8, 2023 at 4:02 AM
I keep seeing posts about getting phone calls when you're trying to nut and it has never happened to me, why are yall getting so many phone calls
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bluesky is wild because every day I log in and there are twenty posts like "I don't care what the popular posters on here say. I WILL continue to feed raisin bran to the giraffe that lives outside my bedroom." and I never actually see the original discourse
September 1, 2023 at 2:31 PM
bluesky is wild because every day I log in and there are twenty posts like "I don't care what the popular posters on here say. I WILL continue to feed raisin bran to the giraffe that lives outside my bedroom." and I never actually see the original discourse
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manifesting a good weekend for everyone reading this
September 2, 2023 at 8:21 PM
manifesting a good weekend for everyone reading this
No one I know irl follows me here so what if I just posted song lyrics I've written?
September 2, 2023 at 4:51 AM
No one I know irl follows me here so what if I just posted song lyrics I've written?
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Do not go gentle into that good night
July 9, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Do not go gentle into that good night
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Another random phrase I wrote down on my phone at some point. I do wonder what sort of fortunes she tells.
August 30, 2023 at 11:29 PM
Another random phrase I wrote down on my phone at some point. I do wonder what sort of fortunes she tells.