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Blue Louise
@blue.posts.cat
🌃 RVA 🏳️‍🌈 queer
they/them
I think out loud.

📖 Fable: https://shorturl.at/V3WAk
📚 StoryGraph: https://shorturl.at/Z06MG

Currently reading:
- THE HAUNTING OF ROOM 904 by Erika T. Wurth
- KING COBRA by Naomi Lucas
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I'm Blue, the owner of Paws Up! Petsitting in Richmond, Virginia. I'm a middle-aged, fat, queer nerd, with too many partners and not enough time.

#FollowMe if you like:
- horror & oddities
- fantasy & dragons
- pets, but especially cats
- reading & writing
- lazy punk activism
- poor AuDHD rep
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<eyes rolling back into skull>
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December 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Don't forget to love yourself bc no one else is stuck with your ass for the rest of your life
December 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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Had to read this one through tear-filled eyes this morning.

I am continuously grateful that @sgj.bsky.social writes.
December 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Coriander is exactly the sort of cat that would go door to door to sell you overpriced chocolates to fundraise the drama club in school.

He'd probably be successful, too.
December 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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"I dreamed our cat (Willow) was trying to kill you," my spouse says to me. Pictured is the cat.
December 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Happy Chanukah from Ellen and the Kramers 🖤🎥💋🔥🩸🔪
December 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Rob Reiner made THE PRINCESS BRIDE. He made WHEN HARRY MET SALLY. He made MISERY, SPINAL TAP, and countless other classics.

Rob gave us a great gift, and his and his wife's senseless murders are a devastating loss.
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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😂

States of Grace stories

@sgj.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Becoming A Monster
Part 2 of 3
#art

Join my patreon to get this set and see how it's made
▶️ www.patreon.com/c/yoshiyoshi...
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Richmond Virginia area batting a thousand this month. First the drunk raccoon, then the cat flooding the Cat Cafe, and now this...
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Grrl dinner?
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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"The day that will live in infamy" has mostly died of neglect.
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Literally this.

I known the tax % is different in every country, but putting a good 1/4th or (even better in some places) 1/3rd of anything you make to the side for taxes is a very smart move

Does it suck? Eh yeah! But getting a massive tax bill and not having the money to pay it sucks even harder
FREELANCER TIP: THE 25% RULE!

The MOMENT payment hits your bank account, calculate 25% of the value of the invoice and then transfer that amount immediately to a savings account and DO NOT TOUCH IT. THAT'S FOR TAXES. Then pay yourself the remaining 75%. Account for this when determining rates!!!
Just calculated how much I will have to pay in self-employment taxes since I've never been a contract employee before and

Oh my god?????

This is awful?????

The US government finds a new way to devastate me every day 🫠
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Alastor when Vox asks him anything:
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My clients have the best chair and my reading nook neeeeeds one (just green or gray though!)
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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How come reply guys, when called out, always resort to "couldn't resist a joke" or "just a joke"? There's no humor, nothing funny, just being a pest.

I wrote a story about guys being pests, and it starts with "just a joke." It doesn't end with a laugh though. Their interactions never do.
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hello from the boys! Luca and Oliver are a couple of my favorite clients. They're husky/heeler mixes so they always have plenty to say!
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:

Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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“And thus the heart will break, yet brokenly live on.” 🖤

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a gorgeous piece of cinema like Guillermo’s Frankenstein 🖤

#frankenstein #frankenstein2025 #guillermodeltoro
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Bruh that's my shoulder
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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👩‍🌾 Grab your tools
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The foot and the face.
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Launch all bigots into the sun.
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM