Blue🎄
@bluedel.omg.lol
Hobbyist rollerskater. Nightcore apologist. Lover of concrete and flowers. He/him - FR/EN
Reminder to not lose sleep over your haters. Just randomly thought of someone for the first time in a couple years, and realized I don't care at all. I wish my past self could have foreseen that.
January 19, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Reminder to not lose sleep over your haters. Just randomly thought of someone for the first time in a couple years, and realized I don't care at all. I wish my past self could have foreseen that.
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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Partagé avec alt text parceque Télérama ne veut pas faire un tour petit effort pour l'accessibilité. J'espère que ça va leur foutre un peu la honte.
January 16, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Partagé avec alt text parceque Télérama ne veut pas faire un tour petit effort pour l'accessibilité. J'espère que ça va leur foutre un peu la honte.
Love it when Americans are like "I'm 1/8th swedish and we Scandinavians are a proud people of badasses so don't fuck with Greenland!"
January 17, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Love it when Americans are like "I'm 1/8th swedish and we Scandinavians are a proud people of badasses so don't fuck with Greenland!"
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Trump accepting Machado's Nobel Peace Prize is a great insult to the FIFA Peace Prize committee
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Trump accepting Machado's Nobel Peace Prize is a great insult to the FIFA Peace Prize committee
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
People are talking about qr codes being hard to scan and easy to fake, but... they would just not wear them. Who's going to make them?
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 15, 2026 at 11:25 PM
People are talking about qr codes being hard to scan and easy to fake, but... they would just not wear them. Who's going to make them?
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One of the things that gets me about them people who are like “they are ending the constitution to distract from the Epstein files, don’t fall for it” is that nobody in power cares about little girls.
January 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
One of the things that gets me about them people who are like “they are ending the constitution to distract from the Epstein files, don’t fall for it” is that nobody in power cares about little girls.
Listening to O Superman by Laurie Anderson again, for no reason in particular
January 15, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Listening to O Superman by Laurie Anderson again, for no reason in particular
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
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Just remembered I can draw whatever I want
January 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Just remembered I can draw whatever I want
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"Hitler should've focused on improving the daily lives of the German people instead of war and genocide"
The U.S. Priority in Venezuela Must Be Democracy, Not Oil
open.substack.com/pub/michaelm...
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The U.S. Priority in Venezuela Must Be Democracy, Not Oil
Long-term evaluations of the success or failure of the U.S. military intervention in Venezuela will be determined by what happens next.
open.substack.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
"Hitler should've focused on improving the daily lives of the German people instead of war and genocide"
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Once again.
No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?
Contrary to what he would have you believe, President Bush’s plans to invade Iraq have nothing to do with such high-minded goals as liberating the Iraqi people or saving the world from terrorism. His ...
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January 3, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Once again.
I saw this movie 15 hours ago and the only dialogue I can remember is "Well, this is awkward..." And Neytiri making up a new slur for humans. 11/10.
January 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I saw this movie 15 hours ago and the only dialogue I can remember is "Well, this is awkward..." And Neytiri making up a new slur for humans. 11/10.
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At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
How 2026 was depicted in the sci-fi classic 'Metropolis' (1927)
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
Avatar 3 : the fire one : it's actually just water again. fuck you.
January 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Avatar 3 : the fire one : it's actually just water again. fuck you.
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a computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must make all of our management decisions
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 AM
a computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must make all of our management decisions
WE TRIED FOR YOU: Raw onion soup.
INGREDIENTS:
1 tasteless soup
1 raw onion, diced
STEPS:
1 - blend together
My opinion: you should order something else.
INGREDIENTS:
1 tasteless soup
1 raw onion, diced
STEPS:
1 - blend together
My opinion: you should order something else.
January 1, 2026 at 6:49 PM
WE TRIED FOR YOU: Raw onion soup.
INGREDIENTS:
1 tasteless soup
1 raw onion, diced
STEPS:
1 - blend together
My opinion: you should order something else.
INGREDIENTS:
1 tasteless soup
1 raw onion, diced
STEPS:
1 - blend together
My opinion: you should order something else.
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A toast! To the good health of the following billionaires:
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 PM
A toast! To the good health of the following billionaires:
Everyone at my in-laws is mildly allergic to hazelnuts, but that's not going to stop them
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Everyone at my in-laws is mildly allergic to hazelnuts, but that's not going to stop them