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Blue Lizard Travels
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Blue Lizard likes to travel, eat fry sauce, and touch the butts of statues. A light-hearted travel blog with the occasional cooking post.
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Blue Lizard Travels @bluelizardtravels.bsky.social · Nov 12
Blue Lizard is now on Blue Sky. He enjoys travel, fry sauce, and touching the butts of statues.
Blue Lizard touches the butt of Rodan's sculpture "The Thinker."
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twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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"I did it! It was all me!" #icecream #AlphabetChallenge #WeekZforZero #michigan #mtpisgah
Blue Lizard sits on top of a sign that says "You ate it all! 1000 Tubs Thank You"
December 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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That time when I was photographing BL at the World's Largest Ball of Twine, and a guy started talking to me about wanting to see The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekYforYearPast #weirdalyankovic #biggestballoftwineinminnesota #kansas #cawkercity #largestballoftwine
A closeup photo of Blue Lizard curled up on the side of the ball of twine. A full view of the world's largest ball of Sisal Twine. It's vaguely bell-shaped, and sits under a large canopy surrounded by benches. A sign that says "World's Largest Ball of Sisal Twine. Started by Frank Stroeber in 1953. 8,507,430 feet 27,017 Pounds" That's 2,593,064 meters and 12,255 kg.
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Ho ho ho! #AlphabetChallenge #WeekXforXmas #santa
Blue Lizard sits in front of a small bottle brush tree. He is wearing a tiny crocheted Santa hat.
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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cheru.bsky.social
The only paranormal content creator I fuck with is the guy who breaks into abandoned places and blasts Fetty Wap for the ghosts.
December 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Blue Lizard was disappointed they were closed, because he wanted to taste history. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekWforWindows #bakery #history #museum #nebraska #hyannis
Blue Lizard sees a window that says "Grant Co. Historical Society Bakery Division."
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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That's Numberwang!
pnoodles.bsky.social Chris T. Mas @pnoodles.bsky.social · Nov 28
🎵 Make room for the mushrooooooms! 🎶
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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The best part of food modelling is getting to lick the pan. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekVforVowels #onions #caramelizedonions #onionpie
Blue Lizard climbs down a wooden spoon to reach a pan used to caramelize onions. Blue Lizard sees an onion pie fresh out of the oven.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Blue Lizard hopes this buffalo made it back home, instead of having to live on top of a trash can. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekUforUnloved #buffalo #stuffedanimal
Blue Lizard sees a small stuffed buffalo sitting on top of a trash can. The top of the can has an ash tray full of cigarette butts.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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̶A̶l̶v̶i̶n̶ Simon! #AlphabetChallenge #WeekTforTelevision #alvinandthechipmunks #shiftythrifting
Blue Lizard sits on the had of a four foot tall sculpture of Simon from Alvin and the Chipmunks. Based on his Hawaiian shirt, this was probably made to promote the "Chipwrecked" movie. Today, it's in a thrift store in Kansas City.
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Well, that's awkward... #toilet #flowers #nebraska #sidney
Blue Lizard rests on the seat of a toilet converted into a planter. Both the bowl and the tank have flowers and branches sprouting out of them.
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Blue Lizard was able to enjoy the shade until someone noticed him. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekSforShadows #buffalo #bartlesville #oklahoma #statue
A brightly colored buffalo statue looks down at Blue Lizard. The buffalo's shadow cover most of Blue Lizard's body.
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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After hearing about the International Hill Climb, Blue Lizard thought Pike's Peak would be a lot harder to summit. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekRforRock #pikespeak #pueblo #colorado #model
Blue Lizard is on top of a rock roughly one foot tall and two feet wide. On the side of the rock is a small plaque that says "Pike's Peak."
October 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Sometimes, you need to stop and take in the scenery. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekQforQuiet #lakemichigan #doorcounty #sisterbay
Blue Lizard lies on a cement dock, looking out over Lake Michigan on an overcast day.
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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A propaganda poster from the "V" miniseries featuring a disguised alien holding two children in front of a large spaceship. Below the drawing, it says "The alien visitors: our friends."
October 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Blue Lizard definitely isn't going in there, especially during spooky season. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekPforPink #creepy #haunted #spookyseason #keepout #weirdsigns
Blue Lizard sees a sign on a door that says "Keep Door Clear. Keep Out." Pasted over the top is a pink Post-It note that says "Creepy Storage Area. No Public Entry."
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Now that's a show saddle. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekOforOpulent #woolaroc #saddle #showsaddle #leatherworking #bartlesville #oklahoma
Blue Lizard sees an ornate rodeo saddle covered in metalwork and tassels. Every leather surface except the center of the seat is made from heavily tooled leather.
October 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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It's movie night for the menagerie. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekNforNights #zardoz #movienight
An assortment of toy lizards and stuffed animals gather to watch a movie on a laptop. The laptop screen displays the stone head from "Zardoz."
September 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Blue Lizard has traveled with me for over a decade. He pretended he'd never had a butterscotch malt in both Utah and Iowa. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekMforMemories #butterscotch #malt #utah #iowa #desmoines
Blue Lizard Jr. sees a refrigerator magnet showing Blue Lizard Sr. being fed a spoonful of butterscotch malt. The text on the magnet says "blessed 2016." Blue Lizard sits atop a butterscotch malt, hanging onto a spoon. A small cookie rings the straw in the malt cup. This was at Snookie's Malt Shop in Des Moines. Blue Lizard is being fed a large spoonful of butterscotch malt. The spoon and the malt cup sit on a red outdoor table. This photo was taken at Chow Hound in Green River, UT.
September 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
August 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Blue Lizard thought it was fun checking his height, until he realized it's a flood gauge. #AlphabetChallenge #WeekLforLines #mississippiriver #flood #hannibal #missouri
Blue Lizard crawls up the side of a river gauge next to the Mississippi river. The gauge starts at 10 feet, and is marked off in tenths of a foot.
September 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Def Leppard - Animal #AlphabetChallenge #WeekKforKaraoke #defleppard #fargo #northdakota #walkoffame
Blue Lizard lies on top of cement with "Def Leppard 9-1-93" written on it. The cement has the hand and boot prints of the members, along with their signatures.
September 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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#samhouston #texas #sculpture
Blue Lizard touches the butt of a sculpture of Sam Houston, but it's dramatic, because it's in black and white.
September 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Humans climb into these dark holes for fun? Why? #AlphabetChallenge #WeekJforJetBlack #caving #carlsbadcaverns #newmexico #cave #nationalpark
On the side of a rock wall, a rickety wooden ladder lit by a single spotlight descends into the darkness. Blue Lizard's silhouette can be seen near the bottom.
September 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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fuck yeah, I hope the cardigan I just got is haunted
Pat Robinson on tv. “There could be demons attached to your thrift store finds”
August 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM