Boabs
@boabs.bsky.social
Jam Donut, lover of books, owner of tats, sock wearer. Best friend is a dog.
After what was an eternity,
I’m finally on leave.
The rest of the month off,
To do nowt until Christmas Eve.
Then I’ll dad down to the shops,
For some panicky last minute shopping.
And wonder why I left it so late,
Instead of distraught flapping and stropping.
I’m finally on leave.
The rest of the month off,
To do nowt until Christmas Eve.
Then I’ll dad down to the shops,
For some panicky last minute shopping.
And wonder why I left it so late,
Instead of distraught flapping and stropping.
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
After what was an eternity,
I’m finally on leave.
The rest of the month off,
To do nowt until Christmas Eve.
Then I’ll dad down to the shops,
For some panicky last minute shopping.
And wonder why I left it so late,
Instead of distraught flapping and stropping.
I’m finally on leave.
The rest of the month off,
To do nowt until Christmas Eve.
Then I’ll dad down to the shops,
For some panicky last minute shopping.
And wonder why I left it so late,
Instead of distraught flapping and stropping.
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Looks like a good night was had in Brady's, Dunboyne last night.
CMAT dropping by for a sing song
CMAT dropping by for a sing song
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Looks like a good night was had in Brady's, Dunboyne last night.
CMAT dropping by for a sing song
CMAT dropping by for a sing song
Just sa a reel on Instagram where someone called themselves a “Professional Eater.”
I mean, like everyone who eats is a professional eater. Unless, she’s some sort of cannibal who only eats professionals.
I mean, like everyone who eats is a professional eater. Unless, she’s some sort of cannibal who only eats professionals.
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Just sa a reel on Instagram where someone called themselves a “Professional Eater.”
I mean, like everyone who eats is a professional eater. Unless, she’s some sort of cannibal who only eats professionals.
I mean, like everyone who eats is a professional eater. Unless, she’s some sort of cannibal who only eats professionals.
Here’s some Bruce to start the day. Look how handsome he is. Those of you who have followed Bruce’s story since he was a puppy, would you believe he’s FIVE now? Time is madness.
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Here’s some Bruce to start the day. Look how handsome he is. Those of you who have followed Bruce’s story since he was a puppy, would you believe he’s FIVE now? Time is madness.
So I win the last Pinch Punch First Of The Month No Returns to take this year’s championship 8-4. Mrs B is so angry at her performance she returned anyway.
December 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
So I win the last Pinch Punch First Of The Month No Returns to take this year’s championship 8-4. Mrs B is so angry at her performance she returned anyway.
Another fantastic Letters Live done at the Royal Albert Hall. Highlights were Benedict Cumberbach reading a particularly graphic letter of complaint to the NTL cable company, Michael Palin reading a Spike Milligan missive, and Simon Amstell with a supper funny letter to his mum. Roll on the next one
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Another fantastic Letters Live done at the Royal Albert Hall. Highlights were Benedict Cumberbach reading a particularly graphic letter of complaint to the NTL cable company, Michael Palin reading a Spike Milligan missive, and Simon Amstell with a supper funny letter to his mum. Roll on the next one
Gremlins. Case closed.
What is Britain's favourite Christmas film?
Home Alone: 19%
Die Hard: 11%
Elf: 9%
Love Actually: 7%
It's a Wonderful Life: 6%
A Christmas Carol: 5%
The Muppet Christmas Carol: 5%
The Holiday: 5%
The Grinch: 4%
Miracle on 34th Street: 3%
Santa Claus: The Movie: 3%
The Polar Express: 3%
Home Alone: 19%
Die Hard: 11%
Elf: 9%
Love Actually: 7%
It's a Wonderful Life: 6%
A Christmas Carol: 5%
The Muppet Christmas Carol: 5%
The Holiday: 5%
The Grinch: 4%
Miracle on 34th Street: 3%
Santa Claus: The Movie: 3%
The Polar Express: 3%
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Gremlins. Case closed.
I’m off to see Letters Live tomorrow, the 4th time I have seen the event in 2 ys. You may think I’m obsessed, I am. After my cancer 2 years ago mentally I was in the bin. We went to this event and, it may sound sugary but it’s not, this event played a major part getting me out of my funk.
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I’m off to see Letters Live tomorrow, the 4th time I have seen the event in 2 ys. You may think I’m obsessed, I am. After my cancer 2 years ago mentally I was in the bin. We went to this event and, it may sound sugary but it’s not, this event played a major part getting me out of my funk.
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Right I've decided that as I'm at NEARLY 4K followers I'm going to do a thread of all my books, but instead of covers you can have gifs with the same vibe
THE COPPER PROMISE, or, Who Put the Rogue In Charge Anyway? uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
THE COPPER PROMISE, or, Who Put the Rogue In Charge Anyway? uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him
ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and the word chaos is above him
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November 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Right I've decided that as I'm at NEARLY 4K followers I'm going to do a thread of all my books, but instead of covers you can have gifs with the same vibe
THE COPPER PROMISE, or, Who Put the Rogue In Charge Anyway? uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
THE COPPER PROMISE, or, Who Put the Rogue In Charge Anyway? uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
Oh hello. The months ahead are about to get interesting. @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Oh hello. The months ahead are about to get interesting. @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social
Morning. I’ve been out. It’s wetter than an otter’s pocket out there. If you’re going out, wear a car.
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Morning. I’ve been out. It’s wetter than an otter’s pocket out there. If you’re going out, wear a car.
I can’t speak for anyone else but I’m celebrating international men’s day with Lego.
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I can’t speak for anyone else but I’m celebrating international men’s day with Lego.
Got out of bed to find it’s colder than a seal’s arsecrack which means sadly, the heating has gone on.
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Got out of bed to find it’s colder than a seal’s arsecrack which means sadly, the heating has gone on.
Here’s your Monday weather forecast:
Ye Mondays does force its will on ye, omitting pressure on thy shoulders. Unbearable tis’ but ye must hold strong for a brief time to avail.
Hold
Hold
HOLD
I tells thee.
Sunny spells in the afternoon.
Ye Mondays does force its will on ye, omitting pressure on thy shoulders. Unbearable tis’ but ye must hold strong for a brief time to avail.
Hold
Hold
HOLD
I tells thee.
Sunny spells in the afternoon.
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Here’s your Monday weather forecast:
Ye Mondays does force its will on ye, omitting pressure on thy shoulders. Unbearable tis’ but ye must hold strong for a brief time to avail.
Hold
Hold
HOLD
I tells thee.
Sunny spells in the afternoon.
Ye Mondays does force its will on ye, omitting pressure on thy shoulders. Unbearable tis’ but ye must hold strong for a brief time to avail.
Hold
Hold
HOLD
I tells thee.
Sunny spells in the afternoon.
This one is an out of season and unexpected tornado hitting a shed filled with old cathode ray tellies somewhere in Kansas.
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
This one is an out of season and unexpected tornado hitting a shed filled with old cathode ray tellies somewhere in Kansas.
At The Bristol Beacon waiting for Nick Offerman
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
At The Bristol Beacon waiting for Nick Offerman
This one is an artist impression of a footprint left by a yeti in the Himalayan mountains.
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 AM
This one is an artist impression of a footprint left by a yeti in the Himalayan mountains.
I’m off to see Nick Offerman in Bristol tonight. No idea what to expect. Stories and anecdotes, maybe some songs I suppose. Anyway, if any of my bristol pals are going and want to avoid me, I’ll be the overexcited middle aged bearded toddler with a smile wider than the Avon Bridge.
October 31, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I’m off to see Nick Offerman in Bristol tonight. No idea what to expect. Stories and anecdotes, maybe some songs I suppose. Anyway, if any of my bristol pals are going and want to avoid me, I’ll be the overexcited middle aged bearded toddler with a smile wider than the Avon Bridge.
This one is a recreation of that famous Nessie pic from years ago.
October 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This one is a recreation of that famous Nessie pic from years ago.
I’m watching Bambi: The Reckoning. Bambi sees his mum killed by hunters then grows up, finds a mate, has a kid, and ho are both killed by a truck. Bambi then drinks radioactive water, mutates into Hulk-Deer and GETS REVENGE ON HUMANS.
It’s so bad it’s ace.
It’s so bad it’s ace.
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’m watching Bambi: The Reckoning. Bambi sees his mum killed by hunters then grows up, finds a mate, has a kid, and ho are both killed by a truck. Bambi then drinks radioactive water, mutates into Hulk-Deer and GETS REVENGE ON HUMANS.
It’s so bad it’s ace.
It’s so bad it’s ace.
This one is Queen Victoria towards the end of her life sat on the throne in a big dress contemplating a cuppa.
October 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This one is Queen Victoria towards the end of her life sat on the throne in a big dress contemplating a cuppa.
Today’s coffee art is a polar bear’s bum crack.
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Today’s coffee art is a polar bear’s bum crack.
Been practicing my coffee art. This is a penguin that got hit by a snowmobile and covered in snow.
October 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Been practicing my coffee art. This is a penguin that got hit by a snowmobile and covered in snow.
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Can I do a shout out to find the old crew still missing? Could you reshare this if you knew me as L3GSV on Twitter to see if I can be found by any old friends here who don’t recognise me!?
October 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Can I do a shout out to find the old crew still missing? Could you reshare this if you knew me as L3GSV on Twitter to see if I can be found by any old friends here who don’t recognise me!?