Ambassadeur Minipouss
@boarbear.bsky.social
He/Him ・ Read "The Last Unicorn"
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I can’t care about microplastics. No one ever tells you what to do about it. It’s just like “there’s even more microplastics inside you then you ever thought possible.” Okay I guess I’ll just die then. Stop bothering me.
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I can’t care about microplastics. No one ever tells you what to do about it. It’s just like “there’s even more microplastics inside you then you ever thought possible.” Okay I guess I’ll just die then. Stop bothering me.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Blue Heron
- Opossum
- Raccoon
- Turkey Vulture
- White-Tailed Deer
- Blue Heron
- Opossum
- Raccoon
- Turkey Vulture
- White-Tailed Deer
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Humpback whales
Giraffes
African Elephants
West African or Nile monitor lizard
Moose
Humpback whales
Giraffes
African Elephants
West African or Nile monitor lizard
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
- Blue Heron
- Opossum
- Raccoon
- Turkey Vulture
- White-Tailed Deer
- Blue Heron
- Opossum
- Raccoon
- Turkey Vulture
- White-Tailed Deer
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i haven't stopped thinking about this for a single second since it was sent to me by friends
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i haven't stopped thinking about this for a single second since it was sent to me by friends
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he soived
… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
he soived
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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(Garfield thinking) “Look at these bug-eyed baddies. I wonder how John is gonna fumble this one.”
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
(Garfield thinking) “Look at these bug-eyed baddies. I wonder how John is gonna fumble this one.”
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i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year
Most insane thing I've ever said under the influence is "wouldn't it be so cunty to buy a ticket to see Jeff Dunham live and tell everyone about it"
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Most insane thing I've ever said under the influence is "wouldn't it be so cunty to buy a ticket to see Jeff Dunham live and tell everyone about it"
New compromise where I don't want to finish the last two hours of a game but I put in too much effort to watch the final boss on YouTube so I just switch the difficulty to Little Baby Mode and cruise
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
New compromise where I don't want to finish the last two hours of a game but I put in too much effort to watch the final boss on YouTube so I just switch the difficulty to Little Baby Mode and cruise
Jesus Christ this is so bad
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Jesus Christ this is so bad
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visual novels with barebones gameplay always make me tired... i've come to realize that if a game is 80% vn i would usually rather it just be 100. i don't want to move with the wasd keys man just put the story in the bag
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
visual novels with barebones gameplay always make me tired... i've come to realize that if a game is 80% vn i would usually rather it just be 100. i don't want to move with the wasd keys man just put the story in the bag
NOSEY ROSIE WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 29,1948
November 29,1948
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
NOSEY ROSIE WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE
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"Sum up your gender in four characters"
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"Sum up your gender in four characters"
Nosey Rosie get wrecked dawg
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 27,1948
November 27,1948
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Nosey Rosie get wrecked dawg
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 27,1948
November 27,1948
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 27,1948
November 27,1948
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Smell This Milk, See if It's Bad
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Smell This Milk, See if It's Bad
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1956
November 23,1956
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1956
November 23,1956
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Smoke That Shit in One Drag
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Smoke That Shit in One Drag
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Some Really Annoying Shit Involving Many Cubes
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Some Really Annoying Shit Involving Many Cubes
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i'm developing a medieval open-world adventure game in which your character is immortal but has to sneeze constantly, so mostly you just wander the towns and countryside searching for kerchiefs and the like. sometimes you have to acquire oaken buckets or enchanted books to sneeze into
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i'm developing a medieval open-world adventure game in which your character is immortal but has to sneeze constantly, so mostly you just wander the towns and countryside searching for kerchiefs and the like. sometimes you have to acquire oaken buckets or enchanted books to sneeze into
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Oh no!
I can't believe we both fell off.
What a shame!
I can't believe we both fell off.
What a shame!
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oh no!
I can't believe we both fell off.
What a shame!
I can't believe we both fell off.
What a shame!