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Robyn
@bobbybirb.bsky.social
she/her. Knitting, nail polish, sometimes Star Trek. Often sweary. Forever salty about public transit.
dear Heated Rivalry fan artists: if you're going to make "stupid Canadian wolf bird" merch, please learn the difference between a loon and a Canada goose before putting your product up for sale.
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
"Parcel Force Worldwide" sounds like an American workplace sitcom about a militarize postal service
January 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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and if you're more of a friends to lovers kinda guy, pls know that the captain of the montreal victoire is married to her winger
If you liked Heated Rivalry, wait till you learn that the captain of the US Womens National Hockey Team and the captain of the Canadian Womens National Hockey team- two teams with an absolutely insane rivalry- got married to each other.
January 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Re last repost: when Jacob Tierney was asked in an interview to put together a fantasy queer hockey league, his answer was like “the PWHL is literally right there. The queer hockey league already exists.”
January 4, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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If you liked Heated Rivalry, wait till you learn that the captain of the US Womens National Hockey Team and the captain of the Canadian Womens National Hockey team- two teams with an absolutely insane rivalry- got married to each other.
January 4, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I have just discovered r/centuryhomes. unclear whether help needs to be sent or not.
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
If I didn’t need the credit building feature, I’d get rid of my KOHO card right now. So fucking sick of the pressure to use cash advance, cover, & buy now pay later features that are the antithesis of what KOHO originally was
January 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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“I am an AI hater” amazingly written

anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
December 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"we need to verify your age so we can send you age-appropriate content!"

the main problem w/ that isn't having to enter a random date, it's that society has deemed "age appropriate content" for me to be heavily focused on pregnancy, fertility struggles, pro-SAHM anti-feminist propaganda. fuck that
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
@weathernetwork.bsky.social has increased the amount of ads in the app the past few days & now I keep getting promoted to pay for the ad-free version. Switched to WeatherCAN instead & it’s already better & the weather alerts are more accurate
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
a perfect example of my absolute favourite type of infill housing: big ol' manor homes converted into multi-unit dwellings that work *with* the original character features of the house & meet the needs of modern living and the extant neighbourhood

www.realtor.ca/real-estate/...
www.realtor.ca
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
idk weather network but if 11 km/h winds are enough to trigger power outage warnings I think we’ve got bigger problems
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I am so looking forward to the memes after that 4th inning
November 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Minit Tapioca pudding tastes like rationing. no wonder it was my grandma's favourite
October 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Who’d’ve thunk that realizing the university t-shirt I’m wearing is old enough to vote would be the catalyst for my birthday-related existential crisis and not, say, the sudden realization that I am officially in my Late Thirties
October 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Havent been to a dentist since I aged out of my parents’ coverage in 2004, received “100% coverage” from CDCP in July but haven’t gone because I still can’t afford the out of pocket costs. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
October 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
the fucking irony...

picked up my phone to send feedback to CBC about sports spoilers and OH LOOK it's a correction with even more Jays spoilers!
petition for CBC to stop putting sports results in their news alerts *seconds* after a game ends

my dad put on the Jays game a few minutes ago, we were still in the top of the FIRST FUCKING INNING and I got the score from cbc

is it really that hard to just say "[match] concluded. tap for results"?
September 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
petition for CBC to stop putting sports results in their news alerts *seconds* after a game ends

my dad put on the Jays game a few minutes ago, we were still in the top of the FIRST FUCKING INNING and I got the score from cbc

is it really that hard to just say "[match] concluded. tap for results"?
September 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
recorded the rugby game to watch later because TSN won't let cogeco customers stream it, but I guess I didn't need to since CBC oh so helpfully just sent me a news alert with the results in the headline. so thoughtful of them to save me from wasting time supporting our women's rugby team.
September 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
is Rao's pasta sauce seriously trying to con us into thinking they're Canadian? the jars literally say it's made in New Jersey. do they think we're too stupid to know where New Jersey is? even happier I bought Canada Red today instead now that I've seen that ad
September 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
re last repost: I need a Romeo & Juliet adaptation based on the rival shrooms dispensaries arsoning each other
September 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM