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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Find someone who believes in you the way AJ Hinch believes in Wenceel Perez.
October 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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it's gotta be weird if you aren't into football at all but follow people who do. you're just minding your own business, enjoying yourself on social media, and all of a sudden everybody says DOINK at the same time and doesn't bother to explain why
January 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Maybe saluting the military at every break in play here is a symptom of national sickness?
November 10, 2024 at 7:57 PM
This isn’t just about upward economic mobility. Or the opportunity to try. It’s “I get what I want or else”.
I have a bad feeling that we’re about to find out that there’s more to the so-called American Dream than we’re being told.
November 8, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I have a bad feeling that we’re about to find out that there’s more to the so-called American Dream than we’re being told.
November 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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Approaching a stranger on the bus and telling them that I hope the Mets sign Amir Garrett to a minor league contract because I am too ashamed to tell anyone in my life that I have thoughts like this. When they mace me I say "yeah, absolutely, good for you."
May 16, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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NPS Ranger, as he’s escorting me out of the Carlsbad Caverns: So you understand why you have been banned from this park?
Me: Is it because -
Ranger: It’s because you kept telling people the feature was the caveussy.
April 12, 2024 at 1:32 AM
@stoeten.bsky.social any chance of a season preview podcast?
March 24, 2024 at 3:32 PM